Sorry everyone, we just rebooted our computer so I couldn't post the last chapter as fast as I wanted to, I am truly and deeply sorry for that, but to make up for it I have more Kaede moments for you, you guys like those right? That and well… there are some other school related things I really should be doing right now. And summer put me in a funk so I couldn't write, but enough excuses! Okay well I still am open for any idea you have for me so send them, please…. Here you go!
So you really think Kagome learned how to shot a bow without any help?
Kagome: Kaede you really don't have to do this, really, I mean I think I would rather practice on my own, really.
Kaede: Ah but child you don't even know what we are using as target practice do you?
Kagome: No but…
Kaede: Sango, Miroku, can you bring the target out now!
They wheel out InuYasha strapped down to a board.
Kagome:
Kaede, what, how did you get him to the board?
Kaede: It's quite
easy when you have a really life fold out of my sister Kikyo on the
other side of a trap when it's dark out.
Kagome: But all I do is say S-I-T and he's down from the count.
Kaede: Yes but that doesn't work on everyone and you'll never get better at your archery.
Kagome: That's true…
InuYasha: No Kagome, don't do it! I'm sorry, really please just don't shot me, you'll kill me.
Kagome: What makes you say that?
InuYasha: You'll aim for above my head and end up hitting my heart!
Kagome: Kaede where should I aim?
Kaede: Right between the eyes.
InuYasha: WHAT!
Kaede: And I'll even help you, here.
Kaede show's Kagome how to line up her shot and how to release it straight.
Kagome: Oh, so like this…
She pulls the bow and lines it up in between InuYasha's eyes.
InuYasha: Kagome, you don't want to do this…
Kagome: Oh yes I do, now Kaede your saying that if I where to let go right now I would hit him?
Kaede: That is correct child.
She and the others are on a couch eating popcorn and sipping drinks.
InuYasha: Come on, this is not fair, I'm a sitting duck here, let me go!
He struggles against the ropes and starts to slice them.
Miroku: Oh no, he's moving to much and we're not ready for moving targets, I better put a sutra on him to make sure he doesn't cut free.
Walks over to InuYasha with a sutra in his hand.
InuYasha: Stay away from me you monk! Stay away or I'll tell Sango what you did last night to her apartment while she was out with Kaede last night!
Sango: What! Monk what did you do? Wait a minute, where you the one who took my pictures of me in my two piece at the lake that was on my mantle along with the picture of my goddaughter and I? You pervert come here!
Miroku slaps the sutra on InuYasha and starts to run with Sango behind him ready with her boomerang over her head screaming things at him.
Kagome: That was odd, whoops!
She lets go of the bow and it heads for InuYasha, and since she was holding it for so long it's super charged with her spiritual energy.
InuYasha: Kagome how could you, I valued the time I had with you!
Kagome: Sit boy!
Thud, he falls to the ground and the arrow pass him but barely and ends up hitting Naraku who was passing by with a cup of coffee.
Kagome: Whoops, I guess this is the second Naraku that I destroyed.
She rubs the back of her head. Then she walks over to InuYasha and releases him.
Kagome: So you value the time you have with me do you?
She has a sparkling look in her eyes and her hands folded in front of her.
InuYasha: Well… umm…
Voice in the background: NO! What happened here!
Everyone turned around to see someone run over to where Naraku's body lays.
Voice: What has this poor, innocent, and tasty coffee ever done to deserve this?
It turns out to be Ling and she has river tears flowing down the sides of her face as she holds the broken coffee cup and stands on top of Naraku.
Ling: What is this? I will not rest until, hey is that cheesecake over there?
She walks away. And everyone just watches her walk away.
This is really what was going to happen when they were going to defeat Naraku.
Kikyo: Here you are Naraku, every last shard of the Scared Jewel, now you can have your deepest desires full filled.
Naraku: Yes, all of the power I have ever wanted will now be mine!
He uses the Jewel just as InuYasha and the gang walk in on him.
InuYasha: NO! We're too late, Kikyo why did you do it?
Kikyo: You shall see in time.
Naraku: Ha ha ha, you fools thought you could stop me but now you shall see what power the Jewel hold!
Naraku is in the process of turning into a full demon but Kikyo starts to laugh and step forward.
Kikyo: Now Naraku I can send you to Hell!
Naraku gives her a look of disgust and knows that his fate cannot be altered.
Kikyo: Ha ha ha… wait, why won't it work? The spell, what's going on?
Naraku: It's because you're already dead, you cannot kill me no matter how much spiritual power you posses.
Kagome: You know Naraku you're right, she's dead and even though a certain someone is still madly in love with her, even though she has no love for him doesn't mean she can kill you. Only a priest or a priestess with super powers would be able to slay you now. And since you stand in my way of going to bed seeing how it's four in the morning I have no choice but to destroy you.
Naraku: Oh please you can't stand a chance against me, I mean you have been getting weaker by the episode while Kikyo seems to have more use of her skills.
Kagome: Hm.. you're right and since she did take some of my soul I would think she had taken some of my powers as well, and it seems every time we met I grow weaker yet. I see now Kikyo's been stealing my power!
Kikyo: Man are you slow, it's been happening for how long now? I mean come on you are such a whimp, I can't believe that my soul was reincarnated into such a stupid weakling.
Kagome: Oh I see how it is now, well fine then.
Kagome reaches into her backpack and pulls out a grenade, and throws it at Kikyo and Naraku.
Kagome: See you in Hell you two.
She smiles and waves as the grenade blows up and they are both sent into oblivion and scattering the Scared Jewel once again.
Kagome: Well that's just great I get all of the power that was stolen from me but the Jewel is shattered once again.
InuYasha: You are some piece of work there Kagome.
Actually Naraku was going to turn into a woman but then it didn't seem right, so they had to make some changes. Well there where a lot that's why there's no record of this being in the original ending.
