Chapter 14
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I woke up still feeling weak from the seasickness.
Ugh at least the water washed away the disgusting taste of um never mind.
I opened my eyes to see bright light. While stretching I saw the clock. Twelve! Man I must've been beat.
After changing clothes I went out of my cabin.
There sat John. I smiled and asked "how long have you been waiting?" His eyes snapped open and a look of surprise found his face.
"Well I wasn't uh waiting. You see I thought I saw an um bird and I wanted to see if you wanted to uh eat it?" he asked mumbling.
Okay he is so lying. I wonder how long he was waiting.
"Come on. Dusty's waiting for you." he said. Goody. We went into this dining room place and I saw Dusty flirting with a woman at least ten years younger than him.
He is so in trouble.
Time for a little fun. I walked over to him and said "hey dad. Timmy said he needs to go to the bathroom and he wanted you to change his diaper.
But it's too late because he already went in his pants. You should really go change him now."
All lies. The woman who was eating her food spit it out.
"You didn't tell me you had a daughter let alone a little boy. Good bye." she said and stormed off.
Dusty glared at me and I said "she was too young for you." Then I patted his shoulder.
I sat down and John sat next to me. His arm went awkwardly around my waist. "Why do you guys smell like ocean water?" Dusty asked.
I waved my arm around and said "this is the sea you know."
Dusty sighed obviously knowing that we were hiding something but, he decided to ignore it. "Okay do you see that man in the suit all the way across from here on the left?" he asked.
I looked at the direction he said and instantly regretted it.
In a girls point of view let's see how much I dislike him. For one he has greasy hair, a mole with a couple hairs that I can see from a distance, zit filled face and he's far from his teenage years, and he was scratching his back with a fork. EW.
In a guys point of view they would say that they can definitely beat him up.
Well a little girl could do that.
"Okay that guy is disgusting." I said as I watched him pick his nose. In public. EW. "I bet I could beat him up." John said.
See?!
"Yeah anyway he is that scientist (no kidding) and we really can't confront him here in front of people." he said.
"Why not? It will be so funny to see him cry like a baby." I said and John nodded.
"Okay no. He's a grown man for goodness sake." Dusty said.
"Then watch." John said and a little girl went over to him. She actually touched his huge mole which I would never do and I guess she had a sharp nail or something.
I saw a little blood fall to the floor and the man saw it.
His eyes rolled to the top of his head and it looked like he would faint but, then he started to cry.
How pathetic is that?
"Okay he is really weak. That little girl just made him cry." I said.
"Ignore what just happened. There would be too many witnesses any way (who would care about him?)
So Sunset I have a job for you. Since there are cameras on this boat you can't use your voice.
SO you should persuade him to come out to the hall." Dusty said.
"What if he's gay?" I asked. "That's where John comes in." Okay then. One thing is that I will never flirt with that guy. Ever. If you paid me a hundred bucks I still wouldn't do it.
"Do I have to?" I whined.
"Yes now go." he said and I grumbled to myself. I got up and walked over to the freak.
"Hello." he said his voice gruff but, then he actually looked at me. "Oh hello there. Do you want to sit down with me?" he asked.
He didn't even look in my face. I am so going to kill him.
Trying hopefully a sexy voice I said "can you come out by the pool for a second." Faster than I thought this fat man could move he jumped out and led me to the pool.
When we neared it we hit a big wave and the ship started to wobble.
Oh great. I lost my balance and fell onto the guy. He fell backwards straight into the pool. I got my balance just in time and I gladly didn't fall into the pool.
Sadly that wave brought back the seasickness.
I ran towards the rail and started to throw up again while Dusty and John got the guy out of the pool.
I walked over to them when I felt slightly better.
"Okay where is the next lab located?" Dusty asked. The man started to shake and he didn't answer.
I stood in front of the guy and kicked him lightly.
He started to cry clutching his leg. I didn't even kick him that hard. This guy is such a wimp.
"I-in Orlando Florida. Please don't hurt me. That's all I know." he said crying even harder." "Fine. Let's go." Dusty said but, not before I flicked the guy on the head.
Then he started to scream like a little girl.
The rest of the week was torment for me because all I did was throw up while holding my necklace.
Finally we got off and Dusty drove the car to an airport.
We're heading towards Orlando and he thought flying would be faster than driving.
I was just recovering from the seasickness when we boarded the plane. As soon as it took off I ran towards the bathroom and threw up.
Man this is just great.
A gruesome three hours later we were in Orlando. "This place is hot." I said shielding my eyes from the sun even though I had sunglasses on.
"I know." Dusty said. Isn't that obvious? I swear when you get past the age of thirty you start to get dumber.
"What do we do?" John asked. "I don't know. I'm going to check this phone book to see if I remember any names while you two amuse yourself."
Dusty said. "How long will it take?" I asked. "Two hours." Ugh.
"Let's go explore this pier." John said and he grabbed my hand.
He feels so warm. Okay snap out of it.
We started to walk along the water and I saw a couple guys having a race. Like the patient fellow I am I went to ask to join.
"Hey you guys can I join your little race here?" I asked.
A couple guys scoffed and finally one answered. "No girls allowed. But you can join the winner on a date."
Anger rose in me and I was about to slap him when John put a hand on the shoulder. I instantly calmed down. Curse this temper!
"Why scared about losing to a girl?" I taunted.
"Fine how about a bet. What are you bidding?" he asked me. I looked in my pockets but I didn't have any money and all John had were a couple of credit cards but, we didn't see any ATMs.
I had to take the worst option.
"Fine. A winner has a date with me." I said. John started to protest but, all I said was "you know that I'll win."
He didn't object one bit.
"Okay on your marks get set GO!" yelled the youngest guy in the group.
Okay all the guys were taking it easy for me but, I wasn't. I ran at top speed towards the end of the dock and back before the rest even got to the end.
I took all the betted money and now I have seventy bucks. Score.
"Sunset look at those girls." John said.
He pointed at these girls that were definitely the cheerleading type.
I heard them talking quietly and looking at me. Bless wolf hearing. "I can't believe that girl. I bet she throws up in the bathroom. At least we aren't cowards like her. That skin is probably sprayed on."
I started to shake and John had to calm me down.
"I have a plan. Watch." he said and I saw the girls walk into a bathroom.
"Okay you see I have a stink bomb that I was going to use on Dusty but, it seems better on them. The stink lasts for about two weeks." John said.
He opened the door and threw a little bomb in the bathroom.
Five minutes later I heard loud screams and the girls came out. They smelled worse than a dead skunk.
While they walked away crying I slapped a high five with John.
"Sunset! John! I found it!" yelled a worn out voice. We turned around and saw a wheezing Dusty running towards us.
When he finally reached us he kept wheezing and clutching his side.
"You're getting way too old for this." I said and we had to wait a few minutes until he was able to speak.
"Okay you will never believe this. The lab is in Disneyworld." he said.
"Disneyworld? I love that place. I remember when we went there two years ago my brother fought with me all day and this stupid mouse guy annoyed me so much I pinned him down.
Oh Dusty I'm not allowed in there anymore." I said.
It's true. I had a really bad temper and this Mickey Mouse guy kept following us asking for pictures when I couldn't take it anymore.
I pinned him down and punched him. I actually managed to break his nose.
To this day I'm not allowed in there anymore. They took my picture and everything.
"What?! Great. Just great." Dusty said and pinched the bridge of his nose. "All right. What was the damage?" John asked.
"A broken nose and a busted Mickey mouse head and those cost a lot just saying."
"Okay we will just disguise you." Dusty said and we went towards Disneyworld.
I had on a hat and sunglasses at the gate to Disneyworld. I looked in the ticket booth and I saw my picture still in there.
Good times. Good times.
"Okay first we need a plan. The lab is supposed to be underground one of the rides. I suspect it should be in the scariest ride. The haunted house." Dusty said.
"Okay haunted houses are not scary. All lame stuff inside. It should be the Happy Fun Time ride." I said.
Don't you hate those rides?
Where it's filled with stupid robots that sing it's a Good World or something in high pitched voices.
Those rides give me the creeps.
"Okay fine but, after all this I'm taking you to that haunted house to show you how scary it is." Dusty said.
This guy has serious problems.
Then suddenly someone pushed me and I fell on top of some guy in a costume.
My sunglasses and hat fell off and I opened my eyes.
I was looking in the eyes of a Mickey Mouse guy who happened to be the same guy I punched.
Oh crap.
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