A Mile in Her Slippers Pt 20
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Timmy/Tina(?) X Vicky (18 year old). Wanda X Cosmo too. There's someone else, too. Love is complicated, no?
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Finally, Timmy and Cosmo returned from the Fairyworld of Fairycraft Game back to the real world.
"That was awesome!" said Timmy.
"I never knew that beating up Anti-Fairies could be so much fun!" added Cosmo.
Without much thought to his statement, Timmy said, "I wish the world was like Fairyworld of Fairycraft!"
"You got it, Timmy!" Cosmo raised his wand and *POOF!*, the world changed.
"Did I say 'wish' just now?" asked Timmy as he looked at himself and Cosmo, who were suddenly back in their FoF outfits with all of their gear.
"Well duh, I wouldn't have granted your wish if it wasn't a wish."
"Well, I guess I should expect a visit from..."
"TURNER!"
"Jorgen," finished Timmy.
Indeed, the two of them found themselves faced with the ever-imposing figure of Jorgen VonStrangle.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS TIME?"
"It was an accident," said Timmy, "Cosmo took a wishful statement a little too literally."
"COSMO!"
"You can't blame me for doing my job," said Cosmo with blissful ignorance.
"I still can't believe that you, Cosmo, and I, Jorgen VonStrangle, are in any way related!" snorted Jorgen.
"It can't be that hard to fix," suggested Timmy.
"Ordinarily no," said Jorgen, "but that was before the Anti-Fairies became a wild-card element. It complicates everything. Now you just can not use a wish to undo a wish so expansive in it's effects. Now I have to call a conference with Anti-Cosmo and his Anti-Fairies, and hope he's willing to help fix this whole mess."
"And he might want to leave things as they are just because that would annoy you, right Jorgen?" said Timmy sagely.
"Correct, Turner. That is my concern."
"Would it help if I said I was sorry?"
"No, but assisting me in fixing this mess would," replied Jorgen.
"I'll help in any way I can."
"So if this is like the game," mused Cosmo, "does that mean that Anti-Fairy Monsters will appear to randomly attack people?"
"Just the ones considered to be the Player Characters," answered Timmy.
"How do you know who's a Player Character?" asked Jorgen.
"Well Player Characters move around where they want to," said Timmy thoughtfully, "the Monsters and Non-Player Characters either don't move or they're limited to very specific areas."
"Then most of the humans and fairies in the whole world would be Player Characters," replied Jorgen with a concerned look on his face, "and they probably have no idea how to defend themselves against the Anti-Fairy Monsters."
"Well that's an easy one," replied Timmy smugly, "I wish every Player Character in the world had the Starting Player's Guide to Fairyworld of Fairycraft!"
"You got it, Timmy!" Cosmo raised his wand and *POOF!*, the world changed once more.
"That's a good start, Turner."
"Besides, no one really dies in the game. We just need to figure out where everyone re-spawns when they 'die'."
"Well, I need to get back to Fairy World and arrange a conference with Anti-Cosmo as soon as possible." Jorgen disappeared with a *POOF*.
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The world suddenly changed again for Tina Turner (a few minutes earlier, back when Timmy made his accidental wish). One second, she was naked and about to try on something black and lacy while Vicky watched, and the next, the was wearing some blue outfit reject from a medieval fair while holding some kind of blunt weapon in her hand. She glanced over at Vicky, who was wearing some outfit in boiled black leather with a small sword and a small buckler-style wooden shield.
"What's going on?" asked Tina.
"I don't know," said Vicky, "It feels like some kind of twerpish video game."
Tina reached into her bag and pulled out the Anti-Wanda mirror. "Tell me what's going on," she said to the mirror, which drew an odd look from Vicky.
Bug eyes and a mouth with bad teeth appeared, and said, "I don't know. Someone made a big wish somewhere. It was probably some stupid Fairy-Godchild somewhere."
Just then, a small drooling floating creature appeared and started beating on Vicky.
"Stop that," she protested as she swung her sword at the creature with one hand and used the shield to cover herself with the other.
The sword connected with the creature, making it explode in a shower of sparks. Left behind were the glowing symbols that read '20 XP' and '20 Copper'.
"I'm sure that must mean something," said Tina as the words faded away into nothing.
"Maybe we're just dreaming," said Vicky, "I think I've had nightmares like this before."
"No," replied Tina, "I don't think it's that simple. We should get out of here before more of those gross floaty things show up to attack us."
"That sounds like a plan."
The two of them stepped out of the changing booth. Although everything looked about the same, the two of them could feel that the world had in fact changed significantly. They went to the desk where they found the lady in charge of the area wearing a fairly suggestive dress. Her hair was pulled back into a blond ponytail to show off her now dagger-like ears.
"You should get out of here, miss," suggested Tina.
"I wanted to run," she replied, "but I can't leave my seat. Something is keeping me stuck here. And the floating strange monsters seem to be ignoring me. By the way, would you like to buy a health potion?"
"A what?" asked Vicky.
"I don't know," she replied, "It just felt like I had to say that."
"This seems familiar for some reason," mused Tina, "like I've done this sort of thing before. You... must be... a vendor."
"A vendor?" asked Vicky.
"Yes," replied Tina, "Someone who sells things, and buys the stuff you don't need. They can't move, or move a little bit, but the monsters don't bother them. They're not Player Characters."
Just then, floating books appeared in front of Tina and Vicky, with bright blue letters shining from their white backgrounds. They read, 'Starting Player's Guide to Fairyworld of Fairycraft'.
"I was right," said Tina sagely, "this is some sort of game."
"I hate twerpy games," moaned Vicky.
Just then, an eye-liner pencil flew up out of Tina's handbag.
"Sorry kiddo," said Anti-Cosmo pencil, "I've been summoned to Fairy World. I'm sure it's nothing that important. Probably Jorgen wanting to whine about something or another. I'm sure the hand mirror can take care of things until I get back." He disappeared with a *POOF*.
"Is that normal?" asked Vicky wide-eyed.
"I guess so," replied Tina.
...
The world suddenly changed again for Wanda (a few minutes earlier, back when Timmy made his accidental wish). One second, she was topless and just finished with nursing her little Poof, and the next, they were both wearing strange outfits.
Wanda was dressed in some sort of earth brown Robin Hood outfit with matching daggers on each side and a small bow across her back. There was also a small quiver of arrows at her side, and a belt pouch on the other side. She looked like she just came from Sherwood Forest after a tussle with the Sheriff of Nottingham.
Poof was wearing a white suit and waving a little wand of some sort in his hand. There were small horns protruding from his forehead, his feet were cloven hooves, and there was some kind of small hairless tail as well. That and the fact he was a pastel shade of purple really drew Wanda's attention.
"Why do I have the bad feeling that Cosmo and Timmy have something to do with this," moaned Wanda mostly to herself.
"Poof," suggested Poof.
"I can say that because I know Cosmo that well. Not to mention we've also been Timmy's Fairy Godparents long enough to know he can make a dangerous wish on more than one occasion."
"Poof," said Poof.
"Maybe we should go out and see what's going on."
Clutching Poof to her bosom with one hand, Wanda got up and went over to the door. Opening it cautiously, she peered into the hallway, and noticed that things hadn't changed that much. Just then, a small flying red imp-like creature appeared and started beating on Wanda.
"That hurts," she protested as Poof pointed his wand at the creature, making some kind of energy bolt shoot out from the tip at it. The energy bolt connected with the creature, making it explode in a shower of sparks. Left behind were the glowing symbols that read '20 XP' and '20 Copper'.
"Poof," said Poof.
"No sweetie," she replied, "I don't know what that means. It looks like something Timmy would say about one of those computer games."
She headed towards the stairs, and called down, "Timmy's Dad, are you down there? Is Timmy's Mom around? Is anyone home?"
Waiting for a moment or so, she waited for a reply that didn't seem to be coming.
Just then, floating books appeared in front of Wanda and Poof, with bright blue letters shining from their white backgrounds. They read, 'Starting Player's Guide to Fairyworld of Fairycraft'.
"Poof," said Poof.
"Yes, sweetie," answered Wanda, "I think these are something important. We better take a moment to read one of them." She used her free hand to open the cover and start reading the manual.