I don't own the characters or the songs, but I own "peaches" and this sweet ass story line! Sweet!

Chapter 20. Noodle

We headed to into LA, towards Hollywood Blvd. Apparently there was an amazing restaurant called the Geisha House. As we pulled up in the limo….yeah Limo, I said it!Light bulbs were flashing at a quick pace. Anthony leaned towards my ear and said, "Bella, listen…we are going to walk as fast as we can into the restaurant ok? The paparazzi are out in full force tonight. But remember that we are out on a date, if someone says something rude or bumps into you ignore it…this is your first debut of sort, so make the first impression that you are supposed to ok?"

I nodded yes, as my heart began to beat erratically. Anthony opened the door and stepped out. There was a lot of screaming and camera's flashing. He dipped down and held out his hand for me. I grasped onto it tightly and he pulled me from the car. There were gasp and yelling "who is that?" "It's that girl….Marie, Marie McCarty, Emmett McCarty's younger sister" "Yeah! I heard about her on ET" "Are you guys dating" "Anthony what about Tanya?" etc. I was amazed they knew who I was so quickly. I mean, yeah there had been some talk about me being a newcomer, but wow! I guessed that anything and anyone that even remotely related to THE Anthony Masen was big news.

Anthony held me close to his side as we fought through the pops. Once we entered the restaurant we were greeted almost too nicely. We were seated in a secluded area, and Anthony asked if he could order for me, I just nodded and rolled my eyes. Once the waitress took our order she lingered a little to long our table, eye fucking Edward.

"Wow, I am soooo thirsty" I said seething. The waitress shyly nodded and walked away.

"Nice one Marie" Anthony smirked.

"Hey…I am like soooo thirsty….and (whispers) she was getting on my nerves. She should eye fuck on her own time" I sat back against my seat smirking.

"Really? Eye fucking?…..ha that's new" He was trying to fight back his laughter.

Finally our food arrived. Udon noodles with shrimp tempura, Some surf and turf rolls. And we each had the Grilled Kobe 10 oz Rib Eye steak entrée, that included sautéed asparagus. We both dug in, and I have to say it was delicious.

"So….did you have fun getting ready with the Gossip girls today?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah….I told them about your eight inch…..well you know ( I winked), you won Alec three hundred dollars….he told me to thank you by the way" I almost choked on some udon noodles, while giggling and eating at the same time.

"What? You told them? That's not very nice! I didn't call Emmett and tell him your cup size" He said with mock horror.

"He already knows it" I smirked

"Yeah I guess it's not the same…so I guess they were all impressed by my mighty man hood huh" He said jokingly. Why does he set himself up for these jokes?

"Yeah, but don't worry…I told them you may be eight inches long…..but your as thin as a noodle!" I said as loud, in a whisper as I could. He just scowled.

"I don't resemble a noodle….I have girth" he protested.

"Yeah, if you roll it up like a ball of yarn and shove it in" I couldn't help my self I started laughing hysterically, and he stared at me with his mouth hanging open. Then he just started laughing with me.

"You win this round Missy" he mock scowled. We continued to eat our dinner, but we kept getting interrupted by fans wanting autographs and pictures.

"Do you want to get out of here?" He questioned

"We have only been here for like forty five minutes though, won't it look bad?"

"No, not really, they probably think that we are just leaving to get it on" He smiled at me why wiggling his eyebrows.

"Listen here Angel Hair". I started laughing, using noodle references was hilarious, however Anthony was not as impressed by my wit as I was.

"Ok ok, Spaghettini ( laughed again)….where do you want to go then?"

"Funny….I know a nice place close to your house actually….come lets go" He left three hundred dollars on the table and reached for my hand. I took it, my heart raced and the butterflies in my stomach began fluttering. I silently berated myself, even though I know he likes me, this was still a "publicity date", I shouldn't get all puppy love!

He pulled me into his side as we exited the building, I cringed, as my eyes were assaulted by bright lights. The pops screamed at me asking if we were dating, how dinner was, what had we talked and laughed about. Anthony just pulled me even closer, and said nothing as he and I stalked to the limo. We were almost to the car when one of the photographers who was trying to get a close shot, bumped in to me really hard. Anthony practically growled as he placed me behind him and began to verbally assault the man. Once he was done questioning the man's intelligence, hairline, manhood, and manners. He began to threaten the man's life and the lives of his family. The knight in shiny Armani act, ended with Anthony shoving the man out of the way with his chest.

Silence fell upon us a the driver began to drive. Twenty minutes later the limo stopped and Anthony opened the door grabbed my hand and got out of the limo. He spread out his coat on a large rock and motioned for me to sit down. He climbed next to me, still saying nothing. I just looked at the lights of Los Angeles, from my perch high above. The city was beautiful at night.

"Look Bella, I am sorry" He whispered.

"For what?"

"For acting like a cave man, I just….I can't control my anger if the situation involves someone I care about" He sighed.

"Hey, it was no big deal, I thought it was kinda endearing. And besides, if I was able to be my self, that man probably who have a broken nose right now"

"So I guess we have matching tempers" He joked.

"Yeah, but I loose mine over anything, so….no biggie, Fettuccini"

"You are never going to let that go are you?"

"Nope, it's way too fun!……so what are we going to do now?"

"Let's play a game" He said excitedly.

"You and your fucking games!"

"Ok…so it's like a name that tune kinda thing."

"Alright, you start"

"You let me Violate you, You let me desecrate you, you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you. Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I've got no soul to sell"

"I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL, I want to feel you from the inside! (I started laughing) Come on Macaroni? Everybody knows Nine inch nails, Closer to God give me a hard one" I turned my head to look at him. He was looking at me with wide eyes.

"I'll give it to you hard" He smirked back, I just raised an eyebrow. The sexual tension between us was palpable.

"MY turn noodlekins, ok let me think….I'm so addicted to, all the things you do, when you're going down on me, in between the sheets, or the sounds you make, with every breath you take, it's unlike anything, when your loving me" I smirked

"Oh girl lets take it slow, so as for you, Well you know where to go, I want to take my love, and hate you til the end….come on missy Saving Abel, Addicted" He rolled his eyes.

"I dedicate this song to my BFF it reminds me of her……This bed is on fire with passionate love, the neighbors complain about the noises above, but she only comes when she's on top ( he smirked), My therapist said not to see you anymore, she said you're like a disease without any cure, She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, OH no, Ah, you think you're so pretty!"

"I have no idea" I said shrugging my shoulders.

"The band James?….. Not ringing any bells? Well, the song is called Laid"

"Noodle One, Bella none…..ok let me think….ok, How do you cool your lips after a summers kiss, how do you rid the sweat, after the body bliss, how do you turn your eyes, from a romantic glare, how do you block the sound of a voice you'd know anywhere. Oh I really should have know by the time you drove me home, by the vagueness in your eyes, casual good-byes, by the chill of your embrace, the expression on your face, that told me you might have some advice to give , on how to be, insensitive." I stopped to see if he knew the song.

"Nope, nothing…..is it a really old song?"

"Not really old! It's Insensitive by Jann Arden"

"Noodle one, Bella one" He said and I laughed, I guess he accepted his nickname.

"Alright let me try another one Capellini…….She said he so sweet I wanna lick the wrapper. And she, she, licked me like a lollipop, like a lollipop. Shorty wanna hump, you know I like to touch, ya lovely lady lumps. Shorty wanna thug, bottles in the club, shorty wanna hump, you know I like to touch ya lovely lady lumps. Cute 'lil mama had a swag like mine, she even wear her hair back like mine, I make her feel right, when it's wrong like lyin'. Man she aint never had a love like mine, But man I aint never seen a ass like hers, in my mouth had me lost for words. Told her to back it up, like berp berp, make that ass jump like Jerp Jerp…….Seriously? You have no idea?"

"Oh, I know the song I just wanted to wait till you said, "ass jump like Jerp Jerp" (snickered) Of course I know that one "Call me so I can make it juicy for you" (he winked) it's lil' Wayne Lollipop!" he continued to snicker.

"Actually that version was Framing Hanley, Lollipop….it's a much sexier version, and just makes me want to get it on!"

"Note to self, add Framing Hanley's version on I-pod" he winked.

"OK, perv! It's your turn Tagliatelle"

"Is that supposed to be a noodle?"
"It's not supposed to be one, it is one….it's actually thin stripped ribbon pasta" I stuck out my tongue.

"Being a past guru is nothing to be too gloating about Missy" he scowled.

"Alright lets see…..ok I got one…..When he was seeing her you could see he had his doubts, and now he's missing her, because he knows he's missing out. Now it's haunting him, the memories like a ghost, he's so terrified, cause no one else even comes close. He's a guy that you should feel sorry for, he had the world but he thought that he wanted more, I owe it all to the mistake he made back then, I owe it all to my girl's ex-boyfriend. So then, along comes this undeserving mess, who would believe my life, would be so blessed. Two years ago He left all that debris, who would have known He would leave everything I need. Chorus…If it wasn't for him I would still be searching, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't know my best friend, if it wasn't for him, he would be able to see, if it wasn't for him, he would be as happy as me. ……..well?"

"I think I have heard it before but….I can't think of the band"

"So basically you lost this game?"

"Fuck off Masen! I mean Acoma Pepe…."

"Ummm why all the sudden is the pasta Tiny Bead like? I thought you where going to at least leave me with my length!" he said incredulously.

"Fine noodle, you can keep the length….hell have all the length you want….if it gets any longer we could play "Cats N Cradle" with your extremely long noodle dick" I began laughing so hard that I almost fell off the rock, but Anthony's strong arms caught me. As he pulled me to his chest, we came face to face. I froze as I was once again entranced by his amazing eyes. They seared into mine for a few seconds be for glancing down at my lips and the back to my eyes. I parted my lips, and his eyes became darker but oddly brighter at the same time. He started to lean in, I breathed in his breathtaking scent, my head became fuzzy. I could feel the heat from his warm breath against my lips, my eyes flutter, almost closing. And then I sneezed, yup! I snotted all over Anthony FUCKING Masen's Adonis like face. Dear Baby Jesus…is there any possibility that you could like make him fall and get amnesia that wipes the last minute from his memory? Please, Lord I am begging! Or just KILL ME, kill me now, just make it quick and easy…and dying from embarrassment is not an option….please help, thanks and amen.

"Oh my God, I am so sorry!" I pleaded as I tried to wipe my spittle from his face.

"Uh, umm….that's never happened before" He said using his sleeve to wipe his face.

"I have a small bottle of purel in my purse if you-" He cut my off, as I was on the verge of tears.

"It's fine….really!…it is weird though, I always thought that I would be giving the face shots in this relationship" He smirked as he pulled me up on to my feet. I instantly felt better.

"yeah but a face shot from you would be like the air escaping from a whoopee cushion, and your noodle dick would be flailing around like a loose balloon." I smirked as I climbed into the limo.

"Well, lets go to your house….I really need to wash my face" He smirked back and a blood rushed to my cheeks.

"You win Noodlekins, you win" I said in exasperation.

It only took ten minutes to get back to the house. Everyone's car was still in the driveway, and we could hear loud music playing as we climbed out of the limo. We walked up to the door, and I was too busy staring at Anthony to watch my feet. I tripped over the small step, only to be caught by two strong arms again. He pulled me to his chest and whispered in my ear. "you fall a lot, but I don't mind catching you" and with that he licked my earlobe. Dear Baby Jesus! First of all please forgive me, for the nasty sinful fantasies that are playing through my head right now, but getting to the point. I know I have asked in the past, I really need a pass for my sins when it comes to Anthony, can we like work a deal or what…maybe save a few babies, get three sins free….you don't have to make the decision now, but please consider it. And thank you for creating this man, he is….well there are no words! AMEN!

"Don't rev the engine unless your going to drive the car MASEN" I giggled. He laughed against my neck, making me even more horny, if it was even possible I could be.

"Oh, I plan-" He was cut off when the door swung open. A drunk Alice stood in the door way giggling.

"It's just Bella, and lickable, I mean likeable Anthony" She winked at him, trying to seen sexy, however she just looked like she was mentally handicapped, because she had to concentrate to hard on it.

"Alice the little fairy of my dreams" Anthony winked at her, and she blushed and then giggled like a little girl.

"Come in you guys! We just started Karaoke!" I laughed as Anthony and I followed a very tipsy and wobbly Alice into the den. Emmett and Jasper were pouring shots while Rosalie was standing on the small stage that contained a stripper pole. When. the hell did that get there? She was singing "Nothing compares to you" By Sinead O'Conner. I couldn't help but giggle and wink at her drunk ass, as we walked towards the bar.

"Hey Emmi-bear, DJ Jazzy Jaz!" Anthony snorted at that for some reason. Odd? I think so. Emmett and Jasper turned to face us and froze.

"Right…so the bathroom is?" Anthony seemed uncomfortable. Weird, I thought they were friends?

"Right over there" I pointed to the bathroom room.

"Thanks" he said and headed straight to it.

"What are you two doing Isabella Swan?" Emmett seemed upset.

"Zip it, Moma Bear! We went out on a publicity date! And he needs to wash his face" I spat back at him.

"Why does he need to wash his face" Jasper asked.

"Long story" I said shaking my head, as Anthony emerged from the bathroom.

"Must be a gay thing" Emmet snorted.

"Hey now big daddy! There is nothing wrong with gay things!" Alec chimed.

"What gay things?" Anthony asked, totally out of the loop.

"Nothing" I sneered at Emmett.

"Let me walk you outside" I said while grabbing his arm, and leading him towards the front door.

"Bye everyone" Anthony waved, seeming even more uncomfortable.

Once we got outside I thanked him for a wonderful evening, and apologized for the sneezing incident. He kissed me on the cheek and climbed into the limo. Our dates were basically the same, for the next few weeks. Working and hanging out during the day. Going home getting dress and going to dinner or a club, fighting off the pops. Then driving out to that secluded spot overlooking the city. Playing name that tune, sex version. And of course never kissing do to some unseen force. Like a phone ringing or birds making weird noises, the limo driver accidentally honking the horn….you get the irritating picture. And every time, he would walk me to the door kiss my cheek and say goodnight. He never came in the house, but I never really asked him too.

Finally Alice begged me to invite him to Karaoke and poker Friday, I caved and promised to ask him. For some reason he didn't really like the idea, but he lost a bet so….now he is! He agreed but only if I would go play miniature golf with him first. I hate miniature golf, and he knew it, but the publicity was doing wonders for the movie and both our careers. At least that's what Mary said.

We had played three rounds of miniature golf, a couple sets in the batting cages, and I kicked his ass at go carts. All in all, the publicity date was a blast. We climbed back into the limo and headed towards home. He seemed extremely nervous. "Hey are you ok? You don't have to hang out for poker and karaoke if you don't want too?"

"No no, it's fine…I just…..I uh….I suck at poker!" he said unsure.

"Oh, well, it's like 9:00pm, so I am sure poker is either over or just about over. So no worries right?" I smiled at him.

"Right…..no worries?" He smiled back, and then quickly looked out the window. Once we arrived, he took a big breath and stepped out of the limo. Odd, but what the hell. He probably is dreading, Emmett and his gay jokes. He helped me out of the limo and we walked into the nosy house. Once we got into the den, I started laughing. Jane, Alec, Rosalie, and Alice, where playing twister. Jane was trying to tangle herself up with Rosalie, Rosalie was trying to untangle herself from Jane. Alice was so stretched, she looked like she was in pain. And Alec kept complimenting her on her flexibility. Emmett and Jasper were wearing football helmets, and trying to shotgun beer, and slam shots. You've got to love them…..or no one else will! Anthony and I walked to the bar.

"Hey guys! What are we drinking" I asked excited.

"Uhhh…..tequila…..tequila death match actually" Jasper stuttered as he looked only at Anthony.

"Awesome….hey" I turned around and face Anthony. "I am going to run upstairs and take this shit off" I motioned to my dress. "Give me five minutes.

"That's fine, I really want to talk to Emmett and Jasper anyways" He smiled at me and I took off running to my room. I found a nice comfy pair of Capri "pink by victoria's secret" sweat pants a white sports bra and a wife beater. I was putting my hair into a high ponytail, as I walked back down the stairs. Once I got in the den I looked for Anthony. Alice was on the newly acquired stripper stage singing "Gun powder and Lead" by Miranda Lambert. She was born to be a country girl, it's so sad she grew up in the city. But I have to say I have done good! Rosalie was blending margarita mix in the blender. Jane was starring at Rosalie's boobs. Alec was standing by the windows that face the back yard. I walked over to him.

"Hey bitch! Whatcha doin?"

"Watching that fine piece of ass talk to that other fine piece of ass, that is best friends with that other fine piece of ass" He said while pointing to Emmett Jasper and Anthony. They seemed to be in a very heated discussion. Anthony was waving his hands around in what looked like exasperation. Emmett had an annoyed look of his face, as he stood with his arms crossed. And Jasper looked like he was going to hit Anthony at any moment. Finally Anthony's arms stopped, and Emmett pointed his large pointer finger at him, while saying something. Jasper couldn't decide if he wanted to rub the back of his neck with his hand or run it down his face, because he kept doing both in a fidgeting way. Finally Anthony nodded, Jasper rolled his eyes, and Emmett began laughing. They all were shaking there heads as they walked back towards the house.

"Alice find a good song for me would you" I yelled to her, she smiled and then began looking through the book. I walked back over towards Jane and Rosalie.

"Jane stop staring at Rose's tits, you are creeping me out" She shot me a dirty look.

"Eat me Marie!" She spat.

"You wish!" I scoffed as I bumped her shoulder and we started laughing.

"What are you girls laughing about?" Emmett hollered as he Jasper and Anthony came walking towards the bar.

"Nothing" We all three sang.

"Bella! I found your song!" Alice yelled.

"What is it?"

"Just get your ass up here and sing Bitch!"

"Fine" I said as I threw back a shot of tequila.

I climbed onto the stage and grabbed the microphone. Alice started the music as everyone turned to watch me.

Strawberry wine, by Deana Carter, began playing and I started singing, only looking at Anthony; as he only was looking at me too. Half way through the song Anthony grabbed the Karaoke book and began looking through it. Once I was done he walked up to the stage grabbed the microphone from my hand and said, "Let me show you how it's done missy" while smirking.

The music started as I got back to the bar. I threw back two more shots before he began singing, Forever and Ever Amen, by Randy Travis.

He stared at me the whole song, as if he was trying to convey the meaning of the song to me. I got lost in the words and his eyes. Once the song was over Jasper grabbed the mic and began singing, Attitude Adjustment by Hank Williams Jr.

"Bella you wanna play some Tequila death match?"

"I don't know if that's such a good idea" Anthony interjected.

"You can call a cab Anthony" I said rolling my eyes.

"That's not the problem, I just don't think you can handle that much alcohol Bella" he said with a concerned voice.

"Dude! Seriously, she gives me a run for my money! And I have never seen her puke, this girl has an iron stomach" Emmett said while filling fifteen shot glass with tequila.

"oh" was all Anthony could say.

"Yeah, Bella is a bad ass! But she is still a girly girl! Don't let her fool you Anthony" Alice said as she unsuccessfully tried to sexily saunter towards him.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Your laminated list" She smirked

"Shut up Alice" I said while blushing, which of course tip the guys off, that it was juicy information.

"What the hell is a laminated list?" Jasper questioned as nonchalantly placed himself between Anthony and her.

"You know a laminated list…..it's a list of your top five" Alice was annoyed and drunk, not a good combo.

"SHUT IT BRANDEN" I said seething.

"Top five what" Anthony asked as Rosalie Jane and Alec began giggling.

"This shit is going to be good" Rosalie tried to whisper into Jane's ear.

"You pick five people you want to sleep with, they usually include celebrities since, it's people you will probably will never meet. (Alice rolled her eyes, because the guys still weren't getting it)….look if you ever have a chance at having sex with one of your five you get a pass!" Alice said excitingly.

"Alice, I am warning you"

"Angel a pass for what?"

"Like say Eva Longoria was on you laminated list, if you ever happened to meet her and had the chance at having sex with her, you could. You would get a pass, I wouldn't hold it against you." She said as if everyone had a laminated list. Hell! I didn't know what one was till I met her. She forced me to make one!

"Who's on Bella's" Anthony asked as a smile played on his lips.

"ohhh, this is fucking awesome, Jane getting out your black berry, record this shit" Jane whispered to Alec.

"NOBODY!" Yelled, and then downed three shots of tequila, even though I was already getting tipsy. GOD HELP ME! Please baby Jesus, please!

"Well, Kellen Lutz is number two, Gerard Butler is number three, number four is Alexander Skarsg'ard, number five is Channing Tatum!" I lunged at her and Emmett grabbed me, and began laughing at my embarrassment.

"Who is number one?" Rose sang out, already knowing what the answer was. Bitch!

"Anthony!" Alice laughing, I about died, and Anthony blushed. Everyone but Emmett was laughing, hard. His grip on me tightened, and I believe he stopped breathing.

"He's Alice's too, and…and Rose's!" I screamed and pointed, like a little kid, trying to place the blame somewhere . Rose glared at me as the little pixie lunged. Jasper grabbed her and spun her around to face him. By this time Anthony had lost all blood flow to his face, it was completely white. While Emmett let go of me, only to grab the tequila bottle and began chugging.

How in the fuck do I make this situation better?……Help me Baby Jesus….

"Noodle? It's just a stupid list, don't be all weirded out, you are probably number one, on three quarters of the worlds population's laminated list" I patted him on the back, while swallowing my own embarrassment.

"Honey! Psh, I know your on mine" Alec purred, Anthony's face lost any remaining color. Thanks a lot queenbee!

"Is that true Angel….Alice? Is that true?" Jasper was frantically asking.

"It was till I met you Jaz….I no longer need a laminated list….I could never find anyone better than you" Alice looked at him with her puppy dog eyes. Nice cover there!….Angel, Psh… my ass!

"Noodle?" Emmett busted up laughing.

"inside joke" Anthony said shaking his head in shame.

"I think it's cute!" Alec said.

"I need tequila, lots of tequila!" I said as I took the half empty bottle of bottle of tequila and took a very large swig.

"Jasper you me, Tequila death match?" I said wiggling my eyes at him.

"Fine! But, I always loose though" he pouted.

We began playing and everyone began watching and cheering, most of the time; sometimes someone would get up and sing. Alice of course was cheering for Jasper and forced Anthony and Emmett to cheer for me. Once the game was over, Jasper ran outside to puke and I climbed on to the couch with a large margarita. Everyone settled down, and began taking turns singing karaoke again. I guess I had drifted off to sleep at sometime. I woke up when someone picking me up from the couch, I decided I was way too wasted to complain, so I kept my eyes shut and pretended to still be sleeping.

"And….what the fuck do you think you are doing Anthony?" Emmett questioned.

"Taking her up to her room and putting her to bed" Anthony said indignantly.

"Yeah….that's not happing…she is already breaking part of rule number one, I am not letting her break the whole rule!" Emmett was clearly perturbed.

"Be fucking serious Em, she is passed out, like I am going to take put her in bed and try to get lucky! You know me better than that"

"Yeah, I thought I did! But apparently you LIE, and continue to LIE, and you are a big fat LIAR!…..so just give her to me" What the fuck is that about?

"Emmett stop being a douche" I heard Rosalie snap at him.

"Fine….but no funny business, and you sleep down here in the den!"

"Yeah yeah…..no feeling up, on a unsuspecting Cub-B, I get it jack ass" Then I could feel Anthony walking, and then climbing stairs. I was amazed at how strong he was. He shifted me so he could hold me with one arm, then he laid me onto my bed softly. I curled up into a ball, and he covered me up with my comforter.

"God….you are beautiful….someday…someday……………sleep well my love" and with that I felt his lips lightly against my forehead. I drifted of to sleep, visiting my happy place.

Seriously! Deserve some reviews for that! Isn't his new nickname hilarious? What you do think about the sneezing incident? How about what do you think Emmett Jasper and Anthony were talking about? How much do you love the gay twins? Talk to me people!!! Review your ass off, and like always if I get at least 10 reviews before midnight tomorrow, I will post the next chapter!