Sealand,
If we crash a meeting together, no one would dare get mad and hurt you.
Especially if I'm there...
I have the hair dye ready, you need to bring burgers and then together we
shall annoy my father!
YOU ARE SO RIGHT! WE MUST DYE OXFORD'S HAIR! Sealand you have the best ideas,
I'm so glad to have you as my Partner in Crime!
But if I say England's cooking is bad, then he gets all depressed! It's fun to
make my dad angry, but it makes me feel guilty when he's sad. (he's so
sensitive!)
I'm sorry about the food poisoning.
-London
PS. My dad has been muttering stuff about you recently, Is he writing you
letters? And please do bring me cookies! any kind of pastry will be fine as
long as its not scones...
London,
Alright, let's crash a meeting. I'm scared we would irritate other countries too.
I know all sorts of things that annoy England. I don't know why, but he's writing to me also.
I can't believe you haven't thought of dying your brother's hair. Either it was obvious or I can just be really evil. Probably just me.
You know what's weird? When I refused England's food, he just yelled at me. I wonder why he acts so sad now.
If you want to really annoy him, start talking to air. When he asks what you're doing, say you're talking to his imaginary friends.
-Sealand
P.S. I'm bringing chocolate chip cookies. I had to re-teach myself to cook because he tried to teach me…