Harry Potter was confused. Harry Potter was very confused.
He was confused as to why whenever he talked to Bella, she would run away. He was confused as to why Colin Creevy was skipping through the halls, muttering about strange creatures he doubt existed. He was confused as to why Luna Lovegood was seen stomping through the halls, cursing worse than a sailor.
Harry Potter was very confused indeed.
"Of course, one of you fucking ridiculous get rich quick schemes got us into this damned mess!" A usually soft and gentle voice could be heard screaming. An obviously angry Luna came barreling down the halls, a less than angry Bella following in her wake.
"Look, Bells, it was an accident. How the hell was I supposed to know Peeves would break it?" She exclaimed, her long hair flying all over the place. Obviously she didn't brush it today. Colin soon came behind them, an unusually serene look on his face as he hummed some strange song Harry was sure he never heard of before. Ron gave him a surprised look, before leaning over and quietly whispering:
"I think your girlfriend went bonkers." This time, Harry was too surprised at the spectacle to remind Ron that she wasn't his girlfriend.
'At least not yet." He told himself. Shaking his head to rid himself of all 'immoral' thoughts, as his aunt would not doubt say, He grabbed Bella's hand, only to have her jerk it away, shooting him a venomous glare over her shoulder.
"Watch it, Potter! Haven't you ever heard of personal-OW!" Harry even winced as Luna struck the brunette hard over the head. Slightly stumbling, she sputtered her anger in a way that sounded familiar. Familiar, but not in a way that came from Bella's mouth.
"Don't talk to him like that!" Luna barked in a way that sounded so strange coming out of her mouth. Harry was a bit taken aback by her roughness. Bella glared at the blond, still delicately rubbing her head.
"B- Ah, damnit- Bells! Don't hit me like that." There they go again. Harry tapped Luna on her shoulder, who turned around, her previous look of anger replaced with one of adoration. She suddenly went from fierce and scary, to swooning over him.
"Um-Luna, could you please explain what is going on?" At that moment, a dreamy looking Colin, who previously drifted off, came skipping through the doors, a faint smile plastered on his face. He came to a stop at the group that contained a muttering Bella, A swooning Luna, and a very, very confused Harry Potter.
"There you are, Colin, Bella. I've been looking for you."
"But you were just here, Luna!" Harry scratched his head in confusment.
"Oh, yes, thats right."
"What the hell is going on?