A/N: Alright peeps. This is the last regular chapter. *sobs* I'm going to leave the goodbyes for the epilogue next week. Many, many, many thanks to all the readers that have been with me from the beginning, the middle and the end. You all have made this experience one I will cherish forever and always. THANK YOU!
This story has an M rating for foul language and dirty deeds.
Stephenie Meyer is the Queen of the Twilight world and I'm just having some harmless fun with her characters.
And to my two favorite ladies, LovinRob and DannysMom, without you this story would still be festering in my brain and it would have never seen the light of day. And then you made it shiny and pretty for me after I got it on paper. Your support and encouragement mean heaps and piles to me. Love you both!
Chapter 19 – Check please…
It Girl
by Jason DeRulo
Can't seem to stop you from... running, running
Through my, through my mind, mind
Just keep it coming, coming
Til I make you mine, mine
You've got that something, something
I wanna be with girl
You're my greatest hit girl
Just say this is it girl...
Hey baby...
Don't you know you're my it girl
You could be my it girl
Baby you're the shit girl
Lovin' you could be a crime
Crazy how we fit girl
This is it girl
Give me 25 to life
I just wanna rock all night long
And put you in the middle of my spotlight
You could be my it girl
You're my biggest hit girl
Saturday 2-3pm
"Oh god! Please! Oh please god, Wardo! STOP!" HB says, barely getting the words out between her giggles.
She just had to make a comment on the state of my, erm, sparkly cock, so I threw myself down onto her, pinning her to the mattress. I then proceeded to tickle the shit out of her by digging my fingers into her sides.
"Say it! Outloud! Say it!" I tell her and then sink my teeth into her neck.
"OK! OK! You have the biggest and best sparkly peen ever! I love your cock Edward!" She screams out, loud enough that I'm sure she could be heard in Jizz and Ham's apartment in the building over.
I place a sloppy wet kiss over where I just bit her. I'm sure she can feel the smile on my lips.
"Why thank you, Isabella. That's very kind of you to say." I say, smirking at her.
"Dick!" she says, pinching my love handle.
I lean down and kiss her, intending to just give her a little peck, but when she runs her tongue underneath my bottom lip, I die. I suck her top lip into my mouth and she moans. She starts to wiggle her hips underneath me and my cock starts to come alive again. This woman is giving me the gift of an insanely quick rebound time. It's mother fucking awesome.
"Sit up Wardo." Bella says, pushing on my chest.
I sit back on my knees and she shakes her head at me.
"On your butt and lean up against the headboard." She says.
After I get situated she sits on my lap. Backwards. She leans back and her back is pressed to my chest. She plants her ass on my lower stomach and reaches between her legs, stroking my length and rubbing it against her pussy at the same time. I reach my arms around her and cup her breasts.
"You'll need to help me E-Baby. I've never done this before and I really want to try it with you." she says, hiding her face in my neck.
I can almost feel the heat of her embarrassment on her face. I move my head to the side a bit so I can see her face.
"Don't hide from me Honey Bee. I want to try everything with you baby. You don't need to be shy or embarrassed with me. Ok?" I say.
When she nods, I lean down for a sweet kiss. She lines my cock up with her entrance and slowly moves herself down on me. I bend my knees and put my feet flat on the bed, in between her spread legs. I wrap one arm around her ribs, cupping her tit, and grip her hip with my other.
"Just lay back, baby." I tell her.
I then slowly start to thrust up into her. She reaches up behind us and wraps her fingers around the wooden frame of my headboard. She's moaning and I'm groaning and I'm already almost ready to cum again after only 4 and a half thrusts. Maybe she spiked my burrito with a Viagra or something because this shit is just fucking crazy.
"Fuck HB, what are you doing to me?" I rasp out.
"Oh god, Wardo. How am I going to survive without you? When can you come see me?" She asks, taking one hand from the headboard and wrapping it around my neck.
Is she serious? She wants to talk about this while I'm balls deep in her pussy. I move my hand that's on her hip over to her pussy and gather some wetness from where we are connected, intending to circle her clit. I die, again, when I feel myself sliding into her. I slip my middle finger into her and the sensation is kind of odd. I must hit something inside of her because Bella arches almost completely off of me and pushes my cock out of her.
"Oh shit! Sorry! That just felt so good and it caught me off guard Wardo. Hurry! Do it again. Please hurry!" She says, rocking her hips.
I grab my cock and push back up into her. I then take my middle finger and push it back into her as well. I pull my cock out, leaving my finger inside, and thrust back in roughly. She clenches her muscles and I almost lose my shit right then.
"Fuuuccckkk! Fuck! HB, tell me you're fucking close because I'm like a runaway train here baby. There is no stopping me." I say, squeezing my eyes shut so tightly I see stars.
Bella moves her hand down and slips it underneath mine. I can feel her rubbing her clit and I start to wiggle my finger, adding pressure to her inside wall, and what must be her g spot because her entire body suddenly stiffens and she let's rip the sexiest mother fucking growl I've ever heard and I'm done.
She also manages to push me out again, right as I'm cumming and I shoot my load all over the damn place. Most of it lands on her chest but there is some on her thighs, my thighs and the sheets in between my legs too.
"Fucking shit, Honey Bee! You'll seriously kill me one of these days. Seriously! For reals! No joke! Abso-fuck..." She cuts me off mid-sentence by shoving her tongue in my mouth.
"Death by Bee sting Wardo? Better get yourself an Epi-pen baby." She says as she stands up, giggling shyly.
How she can stand there, looking all shy and shit is beyond me. She's covered in cum, my cum. That makes me grin like a smug bastard. She looks fucking sexy with my cum dripping down her stomach. I grin even more smugly than I was before.
"Let's shower, Wardo." she says, shaking her head at me.
After we have showered and are dressed again. Bella starts to pack up her clothes and shit that she has tossed all over the fucking floor. We're both silent for a bit, nothing but the sound of our occasional sighs filling the silence.
"So..." I stop and clear my throat.
"I'm off Wednesday and Thursday this week and don't have to be back in until 5 on Friday night. I could come out to San Diego. Umm... If you want me to I mean." I say, rubbing the back of my neck and suddenly my beige carpet is very interesting.
I'm sitting in my desk chair, still looking at the floor when her cute navy blue painted toes come into view. I look up as she starts to run her fingers through my hair. I close my eyes and I swear I purr like a cat, because that shit feels spectacular.
"I'd love nothing more than for you to come see me on Wednesday. Well, maybe I'd love it more if I could see you all the days in between that too, but I'll take what I can get. So, yes. Please come see me as soon as you are able to, Wardo." She says, pushing my head back and kissing my lips gently.
I wrap my arms around her middle and pull her in between my legs. We just stand in this embrace for a few minutes. I'm tracing circles on the flesh of her lower back and she's massaging my scalp.
"Can I tell people I have a girlfriend?" I ask her, resting my chin on her stomach so I can see her beautiful face.
"Only if I can tell people that I have a boyfriend." She says, killing me with her stunning smile.
I squeeze her and she moves to sit sideways on my lap. She kisses me lovingly and plays with the hair around my ears. She stands up and moves to finish packing up her shit. I see the pink striped panties half buried under the blankets on my bed and I smirk. I stand up and grab them, pulling them to my nose. They smell like Bella and I smile.
"That's nasty Wardo!" she says, scrunching up her face in disgust.
"What are you saying HB, that you're nasty?" She scoffs and I smile as I place the panties back in my own underwear drawer.
"You're weird." she says, focusing on trying to zip up her ridiculous pink suitcase. She didn't take the time to fold her clothes; she just sort of haphazardly threw them all in there, which of course is the cause of all her problems.
She's on her knees, grunting, and her hair is falling in her face and she keeps trying to blow it back out of the way just for it to fall back in her face again. She finally gives up and slaps her thighs. Her suitcase explodes and it reminds me of one of those cans that you open and those fake snake things shoot out at you. I laugh full on belly laughs at the thought and at her expression.
"Fuck you, Wardo!" she says, gathering all her clothes up again.
This time she sits on the suitcase and zips it up in small increments, shoving bits and pieces of different garments into the suitcase as she goes.
"There." she says proudly, wiping her hands together.
"You're too fucking cute, HB." I tell her.
I pick up the suitcase and head into the living room, with her following closely behind me. I set the case by the door and move into the kitchen where HB is helping herself to a bottle of water from my fridge.
I lean my ass against the counter and just watch her, well watch her ass really, since the top half of her is bent over and buried in the refrigerator. Not that I mind because I love her ass. She stands up, twists the top off and guzzles down most of the bottle in one swig.
She moves to stand between my legs and rests her forehead against my chest. I wrap one arm around her waist and rub the back of her neck under her hair. Feeling the slightly raised skin there makes me remember that I was going to ask her about that.
"Any significance to this?" I ask, gently running my fingers over it.
"Umm... Not really. I just really like cupcakes." She says, giggling.
"I don't believe that for one fucking second. Just tell me, please." I say, kissing the top of her head.
"No! You'll think I'm dumb." she says, shaking her head against my chest and gripping my tee shirt in both of her little fists.
"No I won't." I tell her, rubbing her arm with the hand that was wrapped around her waist.
"Umm... To pay homage to my favorite fan fiction character ever." she says, giggling again.
"What? You read fan fiction too?" I ask, shocked and a bit embarrassed myself that I just admitted that.
Her head whips up and she narrows her eyes at me. She thinks I'm making fun of her.
"I'm serious, Bella. I don't read it often, but Riley's sister loves it and I overheard her telling Riley about it once and thought I'd check it out. Riley reads it too." I tell her.
She continues to just stare at me with squinty eyes and then she bursts out laughing, like tears rolling down your cheeks, make your stomach ache, guffaws.
"Oh man! That's so fucking awesome, Wardo. We can read them together. That'd be fun." she says wagging her perfectly arched eye brows at me.
"Sure HB, but I doubt we'd make it through one lemon without attacking each other." I say, snickering.
We both turn our heads to the door at the sound of the dreaded knock. It's time. We both inhale and sigh loudly.
"We'll make this work, Bella. I promise you. I'm all in. We can Skype and text and chat and talk on the phone and any other kind of communication there is out there." I tell her.
She just nods and takes a few deep breaths. I open the door to see Alice standing there with a look of pity on her face. She knows very well about long distance relationships. Her and Jasper have survived this long so I know that HB and I will be ok. I grab Bella's suitcase and we follow Alice out to her car.
I'm not so sure about whether Ham will be ok though. He's clinging tightly to Rosalie by Alice's car and she's rubbing soothing circles on his back. I place HB's suitcase in the trunk, shutting it when I'm done. Alice kisses Jasper and slides into the driver's seat. Rosalie is trying to pry Emmett off of her. I laugh.
I turn and kiss Bella with everything in me. I rest my forehead against hers, just breathing her in for another minute.
"Thank you HB. For coming to Phoenix, for being you and for wanting to be with me." I say, wiping the tears from her cheeks with my thumbs.
She just nods before reaching up to kiss me again.
"Wednesday right?" she whispers.
"Wednesday. Now get outta here before I change my mind and force you to stay here with me." I say, slapping her ass as she climbs into the back seat.
I walk over to help Rose untangle herself from Emmett. He finally moves and I wrap my arm around his shoulders. He rests his head on my shoulder and sniffles, wiping his nose with the back of his hand. The girls all wave out of their windows as they pull away. Bella turns around and blows me a kiss through the back window. I pretend to catch it and place it over my heart.
We watch them drive away until we can't see them anymore. I feel empty. But I tell myself it's only a few more days before I'll see her again and that I better get used to it. After all, distance makes the heart grow fonder or whatever that bullshit saying is. I tighten my hold on Ham's shoulders and wrap my other arm around Jizz. Riley comes out of nowhere and jumps on my back.
"Best fucking birthday ever boys!" I say with a huge grin on my face.
THE END!
A/N: That's all she wrote folks. I hope I did them justice and left them in a good place. I am looking forward to hearing your feelings. The epilogue will post next Friday. Sigh… I need at least 2 shots of whipped cream flavored vodka now, one in celebration of writing my first fic and one to ease the ache in my chest from completing my first fic. LOL!
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Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
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