I back! Actually, I didn't go anywhere… Guess what? This story has reached 200 reviews! The luck 200th goes to DeDe with her comment on I Love Lucy! So, do you think we can make it to 300? :D
Disclaimer: Who are you—who—who—who—who? I really want to know…
The Pied Piper:
1. Exterminator:
"Hey, Bill, did'ya hear about this new rat exterminator?"
"Yeah, I did! He goes by Hamelin."
"The guy thinks he can kill rats with a stupid flute! What a dope!"
"Yeah, that guy'll never make it in this business."
2. Hypnotist:
*in creepy hypno-talk* "Listen to the sound of my pipes."
"No way that's going to work…"
*creepy sound of the pipes*
"Why do I have the sudden urge to jump into water?"
3. Tax collector:
"So you cannot pay your bills…. How many children do you have?"
"Three."
"I'd say two of them will do."
4. Rock 'n' roller:
He plays the electric pipes. That's badass.
5. Lifeguard:
*cute little girl* "Eww! Mommy there's a dead rat in the pool!"
"Oh, sorry—my bad!"
I like story of the Pied Piper. A town has a rat problem, so they hire this mysterious man to get rid of the vermin. He lures all of the rats out with his pipe and brings them down to the sea where they drown. Then, when the town's people refused to pay the man, he plays his music once again. This time, though, he lures out all the children and takes them away with him.
With the last one, I am picturing this little girl peering over the side of the pool and yelling to her mom; the Piper is sitting in the lifeguard chair shouting back at her.
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