We baaaaaaaaaaack.

Reiyln: I… Urgh… Really have to do the reviews right now?

Lucina: You promised.

Reiyln: Fine… Ugh…

Raikou927 chapter 19 . 25m ago

Huh, Greninja didn't even have to finish the sentence for the worst possible thing to happen

Reiyln: I noticed…

Greninja: I SAID I WAS SORRY!

MaskedGamer chapter 19 . 17h ago

I just love how matter-of-factly Reiylin is explaining the situation while everyone else is having a hard registering it.

Reiyln: It's all thanks to how much I stopped giving a fuck after these Shy Guy Fucks started chasing me…

DarkX the Dragon Knight chapter 19 . 23h ago

Well it looks like ALL the inconvenient things are happening, don't it? I blame Greninja.

Greninja: OH COME ON.

Oooh, I can only imagine how they're gonna get out of this one...can't wait to actually see it!

Well you're about to see! Chaaaaapter… START!

"Of COURSE they have a tank! Why the FUCK wouldn't they?!" Pit shouted as he ducked behind the car.

"What I wanna know is how they snuck it up on us…" Greninja muttered.

"Um, I think neither of those are important considering I AM HAVING A FUCKING BABY." Reiyln shouted at the two, before clutching her stomach. "Urgh… Labor hurts like a bitch…"

Lucina sighed. "Anyone here know how to deliver a baby?"

"…" Greninja raised her hand.

"… How-" Pit began, only to be interrupted by a "Don't ask." From the Bubble Frog.

"Well, you handle the baby, I'll handle the tank." Lucina said.

"How are you gonna handle a tank?!"

"Watch." With that, Lucina opened the trunk and pulled out a case, before running to a nearby rock.

"Lucina! ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Pit asked.

"She'll be fine, now help me here!" Greninja said.

"Oh, um, right…" Pit muttered something incoherent, only to be bopped on the head by Greninja. "Ow!"

"No sass."

Lucina reached in the case and started assembling the object inside.

-(Meanwhile, inside the tank…)-

"Colicihia mogener si berkin?" (Where did she go?) The driver asked his commander.

"Illi beoin goin, biul crieo aso u uni-garin mobli ti arri yi." (I don't know, but she'll need an anti-tank rifle to bust this tank.)

Suddenly, an explosion rocked the side of the tank.

"COLLISIA MARIS?" (WHAT THE FUCK?!)

Lucina was leaning against the rock, her anti-tank rifle gleaming in the moonlight.

"… Oh shit that's an anti-tank rifle." The commander said in dull surprise. So much surprise, he switched to perfect English. Lucina prepared to fire another shot. "OH SHIT THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE." Lucina fired, blowing a hole in the tank.

"HOLY- Belise, get us out of here! Belise?!" The driver, who was named Belise apparently, was knocked unconscious. "Shit!" The Commander made a break for it, jumping out of the tank, and hit the ground running. Shitshitshitshit-

"SURPRISE BITCH!" The handle of the rifle was smashed into his face, knocking him out (And sending him a good ten feet.) Lucina placed the gun on the ground and leaned against it, sighing. "Welp, that's that-"

"SON OF A-" The sound of Reiyln cursing at the top of her lungs was heard, before being cut off by a baby crying. Lucina walked over, where Pit and Greninja were collapsed on the ground.

"How'd it go?"

"It was scary as shit." Pit said bluntly.

"What he said." Greninja added.

"Hmph." Lucina turned to Reiyln, who was holding a baby in her hands, girl by the looks of it. "You okay Reiyln?"

"… Yeah, yeah I am." Reiyln replied, nodding.

"Good. Now lemme call Link and get a ride out of here."

Eventually, the tow truck and Link's car came… With several reactions following it.

"YOU HAVE AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE?!" Link shouted.

"Yeah, why?"

"HOW? AND WHY?"

"I have hobbies." Lucina said simply.

"That explains nothing-" Link was cut off by Lyn tackling Lucina.

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE HURT AND I GOT WORRIED! PLEASE DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!" Lyn blubbered.

Meanwhile, the woman from before that Little Mac questioned walked up to Reiyln. "Hey."

"Hey Gwen." Reiyln said, before hugging the woman.

"Wait what." Little Mac said.

"What? She's my girlfriend." Reiyln explained, saying it like it was obvious.

"But you had sex with a guy…." The boxer said.

"Never said it was by choice. I was drunk." Reiyln replied, before hugging Gwen again.

"… Huh." He said slowly, before shrugging and walking off.

Pit walked into his house, hanging up his coat. "I'm home!"

Samus greeted him from the couch. "Hey! I heard you had a rough day."

Pit collapsed on the couch, resting his head on his wife. "You have no idea. Assassins, tanks, Lucina has an anti-tank rifle (As if I wasn't scared of her already)…"

"Sounds like you could do with a cup of your favorite drink and some rest."

"That sounds great. Oh, and I helped delivered a baby."

"Oh…" Samus said quietly. "Funny you should mention babies…"

"… Why…?"

"… I'm pregnant."

So yeah! A new story done! Sorry if this one wasn't as mystery or whodunit as the others, but still, hoped you enjoyed, and yeah, Samus's pregnant! Yay!