Ch.20: Mission Assignment #1

As Superman left his room, another figure snuck in. He didn't see or hear the intruder because they might as well have been a shadow. The culprit, though, left only after a few minutes of hanging around in the room.

Superman found out someone had been in his room when he got back, half an hour later.

How, you may ask.

Well, once he opened the door, a tripwire was released, followed by a spring, which released a mallet into his face.

Flash exited his bathroom, humming to himself. He had had an awesome day so far. He had fought off the villains in his city easily, crime was slow, and he had landed a date. Yes, things were going good and nothing was going to ruin it.

Except, maybe, you know, exiting his room, only to have a pie launched at his face and promptly ruin his newly dry-cleaned suit.

Green Arrow wrapped a towel around his waist and then began dancing to the awesome music blaring in his room.

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts

The archer had even gone as far as grabbing his hairbrush and singing into it and along with the song.

And I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing

Green Arrow spun around so he faced the mirror. "AHHHHHHHHHH!"

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat

What d'ya think about that?

I honestly think Green Arrow needed a hat, even if was too sexy because, well…

His hair was purple.

Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl shook their heads in the mirror.

"This is not funny…" They both deadpanned.

Wonder Woman was dressed as a mouse.

Hawkgirl was dressed as a cat.

Green Lantern entered his room and closed the door behind him. The Leaguers outside his door and in the hall could hear him flip the light switch on.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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Green Lantern stepped out of his room, seething and yellow. There was yellow paint all over him and in his room. He honestly looked like a lightbulb.

Martian Manhunter reached into the cabinet and pulled out the box of chocolate Oreos on the top shelf. He put them on the counter, grabbed the side, and opened the package. But there was a problem.

They weren't chocolate. They were vanilla.

Red Arrow made his way towards the door and stopped when it didn't open. He tried to manually open it but the door locked.

"What the heck!" Red Arrow yelled.

"What the cluck! What the cluck! What the cluck! What the cluck!"

Red Arrow simmered.

Now there was recording over the intercom. Fantastic. It didn't even make any sense!

Music started.

Hey. So we've been talking for awhile and I thought we were cool. Did I miss something?

Red Arrow slammed his head against the door and covered his ears. "Oh my gosh, kill me now."

The music got louder, as did the singing.

Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts! Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts! Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts!

"SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME!"

ICE-CREAM (ICE-CREAM) AND GUACAMOLE! YEAH, ICE-CREAM (ICE-CREAM) AND GUACAMOLE!

Nightwing could hardly press the keys, he was laughing so hard. He slid off the chair and onto his knees, head resting on the keyboard. He eventually fell onto his side with a loud thump.

Batman rubbed his face. "Who you trying to send that to?"

"The rest… Of… The… B-Bat-F-Family…" Nightwing said between laughs.

Batman waved that idea off. "Screw that. This is going on YouTube."

"AWESOME!" Danny yelled, popping up from grandmother knows where.

Nightwing continued rolling on the floor laughing. "Yes it is, you little mischief Raven you!"

Kadzait: Lovely...

Oh, nothing like sabotaging the League to learn more about stealth. *evil grin* And everyone... THANK SINA XIEL FOR GIVING ME AN IDEA WHERE DANNY MEETS THE JOKER! IT SHALL COME SOON!

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Reviews:

The Keeper of Worlds: My friend, Raven learned the cackle from his dear brother, Nightwing. It runs in the family. :D

Sina Xiel: HAHAHA! JOKER IDEA, COMING SOON! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Mulllkkkkkk: I'VE GOT THE POWER! *dances*

Amy: Oh my gosh, you have that same dream too? O.O

Alalaya2: Aww, thanks! XD

Supaherolena02: He shall be fighting villains soon so we'll see how that goes.

BringbackDannyPhantom: *evil grin* The one time Flash is right...

Bibbledoo: Here's that surveillance video you wanted. *hands you copy*

IWasNeverReal: HAHAHAHAHA! Nothing like Evil!Danny!

Anonymous: Too true. Too true. XD

Skymuse: Danny's just awesome like that. :D

Azorawing: TRUE DAT!

Sakura: I would love to put Jason in a chapter but I butcher his character... A lot... Very badly... -.-'