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Note: This song takes place when Gon barges in on Neferpitou healing Komugi and demands to battle although she's busy. We have decided to spell Neferpitou as "Neferupitou" because the syllables fit better that way. When Komugi sings, it's all in her head because she's passed out while this is going on. The original song is "I've Decided To Marry You" from A Gentleman's Guide To Love and Murder. Since this musical is new, I suggest you watch this video first: watch?v=BV356ZKDn34 and you will fall in love with it. Then, watch this video watch?v=jhl_lrYI1oE because it lines up with our lyrics exactly. It's a great song, and I hope you all enjoy.


I've Decided to Murder You

Gon: Neferupitou!

I know I've intruded

But you've killed many people,

Including Kite-San!

Neferupitou!

Neferupitou!

I have decided to avenge my friend

And I know I won't lose my resolve

But I have come here directly to say:


I've decided to murder you!

I've decided to murder you!

I've decided 'cause Kite is gone

That is life is done for you!

I have thoroughly thought it through

And the ant that I'll kill is you.

Though it's true there are quite a few who would strongly agree!


So of course I will murder you!

I must say I'm excited to.

But unless I am wrong you long

For blood as much as I!

Immediately you must, heal Kite-San,

And then we will begin our fight

And if you do not say yes at once I think you'll die.


Pitou(spoken): Little boy, I have a job to do!

May I have a few minutes?


Komugi: What am I doing here?

Is that boy dangerous?

I am discovered and now there is scandal

And I cannot handle a fight, so terrible

I'll stay invisible, still as can be


But what's going on in here? I hear their voices.

I recognize Pitou, but is that a young boy?

And if that's a young boy,

Then what is he doing here?

Will he come hurt me?

I wish I could see!


If he would hurt me,

Pitou would protect me.

Pitou would fight him, it's none of my business

So why is he here and where's supreme leader?

Of course, I do wonder why he's here right now!

But does he not realize this situation puts my life in danger, does he want to do that?

Her lost concentration

Could cause devastation!

And I cannot see,

Which is hell!


Gon: I've been warned not to battle you!

Komugi: I'm close to death

Gon: I'll be loved if I murder you!

Komugi: Maybe I'll die

Gon: Still, I've decided

Gon & Komugi: I'll live my life

Komugi: If I don't die

Gon & Komugi: Today!


Gon: My whole mission in life is turned

Komugi: Negotiate

Gon: When you killed him I quickly learned

Komugi: My life's in your hands

Gon & Komugi: Nothing can change your world like battles of life and death

Gon: There's no goodness in sparing you!

Komugi: This isn't fun.

Gon: There's no gentleness inside you!

Komugi: Isn't she done?

Gon: You took my gentle self and taught him how to hate!

Komugi: This is business, my life

Gon & Komugi: This is quite a tense meeting, is it not?

Now we have thickened the plot.

Gon: And so I will be your murderer

Komugi: Pitou please send this boy away

Pitou: Give me time!

Gon & Komugi: When I recall this day

I hope to smile!


Gon(spoken): Who is she?

Pitou(spoken): She's a girl!

Gon(spoken): Clearly! Is she important?

Pitou(spoken): Oh, pay no attention, She is… an innocent, she just… got really hurt.


You'll be fine in three hours... Komugi.


Pitou: Isn't this madness

Who could foresee how one trick of timing

Could ruin it all?

One is dying,

One wants to kill me,

Nothing between them

But me, that is all!


It's a young boy!

Strong but smaller,

My sense of danger only grows,

And now that he's a challenge,

I am rushing the healing for

Komugi!

Loved by the King

There's passion, and dare I say it, love

But! Now that there is danger,

My concentration falters back to

The strong boy!

Willing to kill me!

I need to fight him

But there's no time!

'Round and 'round and 'round it goes!


How rough it would be to fight you at this moment,

Young boy! Can't you see that I'm healing this woman?


Gon: Now we should fight!

Pitou: You're not too bright...

Gon: Chimera, I will now say this:


Gon: I've decided to murder you!

Pitou: Young boy!

Komugi: What are they doing?

Gon: I've decided to murder you!

Pitou: Komugi!

Komugi: What are they doing?!

Gon: Let all the ants crawl,

A fight will-

Komugi(at the same time): I wish that Pitou would-

Pitou(at the same time): Young boy-

All: Set me free!

Pitou: There's the health of Komugi!

Komugi: Pitou!

Gon: I've decided to murder you!

Pitou: Yes, I'd agreed I would battle you!

Komugi: Pitou, oh, Pitou!

Pitou: I will battle you, young boy!

Gon: I will murder you!

All: Look what you're doing to me!


Gon: Pitou!

Pitou: Young boy!

Komugi: Pitou!

Pitou: Komugi!

Gon: Pitou! Pitou!

Komugi: Pitou! Pitou!

Gon & Komugi: Pitou! Pitou! Pitou! Pitou!

Pitou: I have the King's mission,

A tad more important


Yes, Komugi, I told you,

You'll be fine in three hours!


Gon: Now, Chimera Ant, I think we now should fight!

Pitou: Oh? NO!

Gon: I do still want to murder you!

Pitou: Even so!

Gon: I've decided to murder you!

Komugi: Just go!

Gon: How I'm longing to murder you!

Komugi: Go!

Pitou: I would gladly go murder you,

Murder you, murder-

Now you must-

Gon(at the same time): I've decided to murder you,

Murder you, murder-

Now we must-

All: Go! Go!

Komugi: Go!

Pitou: Go!

Komugi: Go!

Gon: We'll

All: Go!


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