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Thank you to the reviewer that reviewed my last chapter, I been enjoying the rain for three days and forgot to update, I had to rewrite this chapter a lot of times because it didn't sound funny, and it still doesn't sound funny, but I hope you enjoys this chapter XD
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Chapter Twenty
"Chick, chicken, chicken noodles, chi, chi, chi, chicken noodles" I sat on the floor in the living room, while the three sand siblings watched me like a hawk. My hair was all over the floor because I was giving myself a nice make over from the long hair, it didn't suit me one bit. I cut the back nice and short to my shoulder and layered it up and the front was long and also layered.
"Tatsuki, you have to clean that up" Temari pointed at the hair that was doing circles around me
"I'M A GHOST, I DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO PICK UP A BROOM" I jumped up from the floor tossing the kunai that I was using at the door and what hair that was in my hand. "Wooo-wooo" I danced around the living like a ghost, while Temari rubbed her head because she had a headache coming. She stood up from the couch and I stopped dancing and looked at her. "What are you doing Temari" I watched her pull out her fan.
"THAT POISON MAY HAVE NOT KILLED YOU, BUT I WILL"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH" I ran around in circles before running around the room
"TEMARI CALM DOWN" Kankuro tried to stop Temari but she was too busy swing way at me. Gaara didn't bother to look up from whatever he was reading, but he did have a smirk on his face
BOOM, CRASH, BOOM, CRASH, BLAST, BOOM
The living room was completely destroyed and Temari was gaining on me. "Temari stop, you're going too far" Kankuro tripped over something
"YAY, MORE TRASH, MORE TRASH" I started throwing things around myself, I didn't want Temari to have all the fun
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" I jumped out of the way when Temari's fan came close to me, I was trapped like a rat in this house, so I had to do the only thing to survive Temari's rampage,
"SEE YOU LATER SUCKERS" I was out the door, Temari stood there with her mouth open, and so was Kankuro but he was still on the floor, Gaara finally put whatever he was reading down and they all looked out the open door.
"WERE DOOMED" Kankuro jumped up in a panic
"Get her" Gaara jumped up from the couch and hissed out
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I looked over the edge of the building at the crowd of people down below; it seemed that they were putting something together like a festival.
"You think the Kazekage would notice me wearing this" I looked at the group of girls just under me
"I don't know, but what about me" they were modeling their clothes to one another
'Stupid cows' I was getting tired of wearing Temari's PJ's so I jumped from roof top to roof top to find her, yes her
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The store finally came into view and I transformed into Naruto's sexy jutsu, before blasting into the store.
"I NEED CLOTHES WOMAN, AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT FOR ME" I pointed to the counter but it wasn't Jan it was some boy with green hair.
"Uh, welcome to Suna's Custom Clothes" I flashed in front of him
"I don't know you, where is Jan, I need her to make my clothes" the boy blushed
"She, she sold this store to my mom after the fifth Kazekage pasted"
"SHE WHAT, so I came all the way here just to be told that the person I'm looking for quit"
"Yeah, but I can give you her address if you want"
"I would like that, and what's your name new boy" the boy was freaking red
"I-It's Zika"
"Well Zika, can I have the address now I don't have enough time"
"Sure" Zika looked around the counter before grabbing a paper and pencil
"Can you draw a map, I get lost really fast" Zika stopped writing and looked at me
"Are you from around here" I looked at my nails and back at him
"You could say something like that"
"Well I'll just walk you there"
"Sweet, NOW MOVE BECAUE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK"
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"Here we are" Zika pointed to a door, the house looked run down and it needed some work
"Thanks" I ran to the door and started knocking on every inch of the door; Jan sure took her sweet time answering the door.
"WHAT THE HELL….who are you" Jan looked at me and I was still at the bottom of the door knocking when she opened it.
"CATCH ME" I jumped into her arms sending us both into the floor of her living room.
"WHAT'S GOING ON, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU"
"I NEED CLOTHES WOMAN, AND I NEED THEM NOW HAHAHA I'M GOING TO TOUCH YOU"
I ran at the door and shut it, before going to the windows and closing them so no could see me
"What are you doing, I don't have any money"
"Jan it's me" I dropped the transformation,
"Yo-You-You're supposed to be dead"
"I come back from the grave, and I'm here to eat your brain" I started doing the zombie walk to her, she jumped up screaming and ran into the kitchen grabbing things that she could throw at me.
"DIE ZOMBIE DIE, STAY AWAY FROM ME"I stood there laughing at her while dodging the items she was throwing.
"Jan, I never dead, well I did but not completely"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN"
"The guy I was fighting said the poison was supposed to temporary kill or just straight out kill me, but I guess I was the lucky one and survived the poison, so can you make my clothes now" I gave her my puppy eyes
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"Sorry I didn't have enough material, but this is good enough to cover the basis of your body" Jan stepped back and looked at her work, my skirt was half way up my leg, but the short cut was still covering everything under. She had a few knee length ninja boots that were lying around, my corset was half my body but still covered my chest but my stomach was exposed with a ribbon going back and forth. She still had arm warmers for me to wear. Everything that I had on was still dark purple and black just the way I liked it.
"Nice, I like, I like" I looked at the time and it was around 12 at night, it had taken her longer to work. "Well I got to go, before Temari's heart blows up, and I'll send some money to you for the clothes or just come to the Kazekage house to get the money" I ran out the door without even looking around to see if anyone was outside, but it was late so I didn't care.
"Now time for some music…oh yeah I don't have my iPod" that didn't stop me from singing and jumping around on the roof tops.
"Yeah, Yeah, When I walk on by, Boys be looking like damn she fly I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new lafreak, yeah This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control, It's Red Foo with the big afro And like Bruce Lee I've got the claw….Boy look at that body, Boy look at that body, Boy look at that body, I work out, ..Boy look at that body, Boy look at that body, Boy look at that body, I work out….When I walk in the spot, this is what I see Everybody stops and they staring at me I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it….I'm sexy and I know it, I'm sexy and I know it"
"Tatsuki" I felt Temari's fist of fury hit my head, "My head" I started to cry while holding my head
"Tatsuki, you shouldn't be running off like that" Gaara crouched down in from of me looking over my new bump.
"What was I supposed to do, just let Temari kill me….oh yeah what's for dinner, I been dead for three years and I'm hungry, I know let's eat at meat lovers restaurant"
"Oh about that" Kankuro started to scratch his head, "They renamed it, and it's closed now, because it around midnight"
"What did they name it"
"Lady Tatsuki's Diner"
"AWESO-" Temari slapped her hand over my mouth.
"You stupid moron, no one knows you're alive so keep it down"
"So when are you guys going to tell the village that the awesome of all awesome Kurosaki Tatsuki is back from the grave"
"We just have to find the perfect time to do that"
"So never….let's race back to the house" I flashed away from them running at top speed back to the house, without my weight's on I made it back to the house in no time flat. I was right in front of the door, I turned the knob but the door was locked meaning that I ran into the door at top speed. I slammed back to the floor holding my face. "OH MY FACE, WHAT THE HELL, WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED" I continued to roll around on the pouch till the sand siblings finally caught up with me.
"What happened to you now Tatsuki" Temari unlocked the door and walked in
"My face, my beautiful face" Gaara helped me up and also looking around to make sure no one was out. "I PROBABLY LOOK LIKE SHREK NOW"
"Tatsuki I think it would be best if you go inside now" I looked at Gaara, he was still looking out at the village
"That would make a lot of since" I walked back into the house, Temari was waiting by her door with clean PJ's for me to wear.
"Yay new PJ's" I danced around Temari just to piss her off because I had a lot to do to make up for my time that I wasn't around.
"Just take the damn clothes and go to bed" Temari throw the clothes at my face
"But I slept for three years I'm not tired"
"TAKE YOUR BOOTS OFF, YOU'RE DRAGGING DIRT EVERYWHERE"
"The more for you to clean"
"YOU LITTLE BRAT" Temari chased me into my room without leaving a good sized bruise on my forehead.
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"Stupid bed" the bed was freaking small, my feet were hanging off the edge and the blankets were small too, so I had to find a bigger bed to sleep on, I went to Temari, I laid next to her but she ended up kicking me off the bed, I think it was a reflex of hers so I tried again but she did the same thing so she was out of the question, I went to Kankuro, and there was no way in hell I was going to lay next to him, because he was spread out across his bed and Karasu was sleeping next to him. Gaara was the last room I went to, I poked my head in so quiet you wouldn't know that my head was inside the room, Gaara was sitting at his desk and the bed was untouched. Like a mouse I slipped in and crawled to the bed like a snake and I mean I did crawl to the bed like a snake moving side to side, 'touch down' I got under the covers and was moving toward the pillows when the blankets were pulled up and Gaara was looking down at me.
"What are you doing"
"I'm trying to get a good night sleep, my bed was too small"
"Why are you in my bed"
"Temari kicked me off her bed, and I'm not going to sleep next to Kankuro"
"What about the couch"
"You don't sleep, so I don't think there is anything wrong with me sleeping on your bed"
"There are a lot of things wrong with that"
"I feel like Goldie Locks and your guys being the three bears" I looked at Gaara it seemed like he had a lot on his mind, "Come Gaara lay down tell what is eating at you" I moved the rest of the way to the pillows and wrapped myself into a burrito with the blankets.
"I'll stand"
"Fine suit yourself, it's time for Tatsuki's therapy, tell me what's happening inside the beautiful mind of Sabaku no Gaara"
"There my problems, I don't think you can handle it"
"You're right, but lay down take a load off, don't give me the whole it's not right speech just lay down" Gaara took his time to sit down, while I got comfortable, my eyes started to close and with sleep not too far behind.
(In the morning Temari's POV)
I heard someone knocking at the door, I was just going to lay there till someone opened it when it hit me that Tatsuki might be that someone to just open the door. I jumped out of the bed and raced down the stairs to open the door, to my relief Tatsuki was nowhere in the room.
"Coming" I opened the door and Matsuri was standing there, "Morning Matsuri, what brings you here" Matsuri started to blush and move her left foot
"I was just wondering it was kind of odd that you haven't invited me over for dinner in a while and Gaara sensei hasn't shown up for training yesterday and today, I went to the office too and they told me that he hasn't shown up as well so I came here"
"Well we have a lot on our plate"
"Is there anything that I can do" Temari looked at Matsuri a bit taken back, she just jumped at the opportunity
"No it's okay, it's nothing we can't handle" I gave her a smile to put her at ease, when another girl was coming up the path to the house, her hair was in different colors and body tattoo all over her arms. She looked at Matsuri before looking at me.
"I just wanted to clarify something to make sure I'm not insane"
'Damn Tatsuki went to her last night the little desert snake'
"Please come in let's talk" I opened the door wide enough for this new girl, Matsuri was ready to come in but I had to stop her.
"Sorry Matsuri this is official classified business" the girl slipped in before I closed the door.
"I don't know if I was dreaming for something I don't know, I just wanted to make sure, is Tatsuki really alive" this girl didn't really beat around the bush.
"Yes, we were there when she pulled herself out of her grave, and may I ask what's is your name" the girl looked up from the floor to me
"My name is Jan, I designed Tatsuki's clothes and she came to me last night, I just wanted to make sure that I'm not going crazy"
"Don't worry you're not, we all thought we were crazy, till the day dragged on and she was still here"
"Thank you, well I better get going, if I remember she told me to make her some more clothes, so I have to go get my store back and make her clothes"
"Alright"
"She also said to send the bill here, just to let you know" Jan closed the door behind her.
"She what" I went straight to Gaara's room to let him know he has to go to work or more people were going to be coming around. I opened to the door knowing that he was going to be awake, I looked around the room and he was nowhere I was ready to leave when he was 'sleeping' and Tatsuki was next to him well not next to him more like close to falling off the bed laying across him with one of her feet in his face
"Gaara" I was too shock to keep my voice down, Gaara's eyes snapped opened and looked around the room before spotting the foot in his face.
"Temari, what time is it" he grabbed the bottom of her feet to move it but Tatsuki's eyes snapped open and kicking Gaara in the face with that foot he was holding.
"HAHAHA THAT TICKLES" Tatsuki slipped off the bed hitting her head still laughing and holding her foot. Gaara held his face while he got up.
"Tatsuki why are you in Gaara's room" Tatsuki stopped laughing and got up smoothing out the PJ's before crawling back over Gaara and under the blankets
"My bed is too small, so I went to your room but you kept kicking me off, and I wasn't going to sleep next to Kankuro, so Gaara's bed was the only one that I can use since he doesn't sleep"
"Why didn't you sleep on the couch?"
"Then you would throw a fit if I answered the door"
"Smart ass" Tatsuki patted the pillow while Gaara got some change of clothes and went to his bathroom
"No, no you got it all wrong; you're looking for dumbass, not smart ass"
"It's still strange that you put yourself down"
"It's cool huh"
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