Twilight: Retarded Edition
In Living room in the Cullen house…..
Me: Hey guys check this out! I just learned! *author does double back flip and ends in perfect split*
Esme: That's great!!!!!!
Carlisle: Impressive
Emmett: O.O!!
Rosalie: O_O
Alice: WOW!!! :D
Bella: O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O!!!!!!!!! :)
Jasper: WOW GAB! AND I'M EMO STILL!
Edward: -_-….I can do that.
Me: Oh yeah try!
Edward: Alright
Edward does back flips with ease and then slides down into a split.
Edward: *in high pitched voice* See? Piece of cake.
Everyone: O_O……….
Me: Um…Edward?
Edward: *Still In high pitch pain filled voice* yes?
Me: Stand up.
Edward: Um I don't think that's a good idea
Me: Just stand up.
Edward: *GULP* Okay
Edward gets up, but his legs are still in the split position.
Everyone but me: O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *Wipes Tears While rolling on ground laughing ass off*
Edward: Evil son of a b-
This has been a twilight bonus chapter. Thanx for reading and i know, not that funny...but i just wanted to write some more in this story! anyways thanx everybody :D