Ask the Cast of Yugioh
Chapter 19: Hot Shots Part 1
Wolf604: Well howdy there neighbors and welcome back.
Yugi: Can we just get this over with so I can get back to playing a children's card game?
Wolf604: Fine. Seeing as Yugi is so excited, our first review is from OtakunessFanFictions: dares
1. Kaiba-Dress up as Ms Universe in a bikini with a thong XD
2. Pegasus-Dress up as Pedobear for the rest of the episode/chapter
3. Yami Marik-Sing 'Never Gonna Give You Up' dressed as Rick Astley AND DANCING!
4. Marik-Can I have a h-h-ug? *blushes madly* i wont do anything else..*crosses fingers, lying*
5. Atem-Put on a trollface mask!
TRUTHS
All- ADMIT YOUR OPINIONS ON MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
all-Who's your favorite pony?
tea-do You agree w/ the saying 'Friendship is Magic'?
Seto: Done. *Comes out in only the bikini thong*
Joey: Hey, how ya get that so fast?
Seto: Oh, I been dating her for about five minutes now *Texts on his phone* And now I'm single again.
Pegasus: *Dressed as Pedobear* Ooohhh, this fur is so fabulous. *Little kids hug the 'bear'* I should have done this years ago.
Melvin: Fine mortal. Behold this newest form of terror from your nightmares! *Dances and sings in costume*
Marik: Sure I mean what is the worst that could *5 Minutes later*
Atem: Man, I mean just….. wow….
Wolf604: I never knew that could go there…. Or that could bend that way….
Atem: What is this "trollface" you speak of? *Puts the mask on*
Yugi: Well you see it-
Atem: Tell me!
Yugi: I'm trying to.
Atem: TELL ME!
Yugi: If you would just-
Atem: Hey Yugi.
Yugi: Yeah?
Atem: U Mad?
Wolf604: I speak for everyone when I say it f*40 second bleep* with a monkey! So yeah we don't like it.
Serenity: Actually I- *Wolf604 points boomstick in her face*
Wolf604: Like I said…. 'we' do not like it. Savvy? So we can skip the next question since we do not like it. *Serenity sits in the emo corner*
Tea: No. *Dramatic gopher* Friendship is EVERYTHING.
Wolf604: Our next review is from ryoubakura98: Ryou, I was just wondering, what's a wanker? Love your good friend, Fluffy! Love you Ryou!
Bakura: Well you see it is *whispers into to ryoubakura98's ear* And that is all you need to know about British wankers.
Wolf604: Our next review is from YamiYugi-Yugi-Atem4life:
joey my dare to you is that you have to be kaiba's persional servent for a month and you have to be nice to him the whole time that menas no insults of any kind like money bags and such... and as for you bakura... *smirks like a chesser cat*
you have to be all buddy buddy with the pharoh for a day and litterally mean it
oh and yugi no hard feelings about my dare i was just... in a cheeky mood friends?
Joey: Nyeh? Awe come on not even a little?
Seto: Oh this is gonna be good. Now bark like a dog.
Joey: Grrrrrr. Woof.
Bakura: But I'm already friends with Yugi's other half.
Atem: Who the hell are you?
Florence: I think they mean me. Fine I'll play nice… for now…. With my new…. Best…. Buddy…..
Wolf604: That looked painful to say Fluffy. Our next review is from James95:
Truths
Atem: When you possessed Yugi did you ever do it with anyone?
Tea: Are you bullimic?
Pegasus: Have you ever considered asking a girl out on a date?
All three bakuras: Have you ever been to Ikea? If yes what's your view on it?
Dares
Pegasus: Ask a girl out on a date.
Atem: get Tsukune from Rosario vamipire to remove Moka's rosario then touch her b*obs (inner Moka is gonna be p*ssed)
Melvin: Hug all the people involved in making YuGiOh Zexal since Cardfight Vanguard's better on YouTube than them.
Florence: Kill Cilan and Iris from Pokemon as well as beat up Ash for not gaining any experience from the four previous regions to beat a starting trainer in Black and White...that sucks.
Atem: *Still with troll mask* Do what? Play a children's card game? Cause if so then yeah all… the….time….
Tea: No. But do you think it will help me get my Yugi-Muffin?
Pegasus: Yeah once. But then she exploded.
Florence: Yeah. It sucks.
Bakura: Ummm, it was ok.
Akefia: Yeah, I stole everything and then burnt it to the ground.
Pegasus: *Still in Pedobear outfit* Alright. *Walks up to a girl* Excuse me want to come with me and -*Gets kicked in the crotch*
Atem: Ok *Comes back without clothes*
Yugi: Pharaoh you ok?
Atem: She did things to me even fangirls wouldn't dream of. I feel dirty.
Yugi: Wow that is something to make even you feel dirty.
Melvin: Yes! Now come and give Uncle Melvin a hug *Hugs the cast*
Florence: If I gonna do this I gonna need back up. *Portal opens up*
Wolfie604: Oh
Atem: My
Seto: Card games.
Tobi: *Pops out of portal* Hiiii! Fluffy- Sama-San-Kun.
Florence: Ready to do this Toby with an I?
Tobi: Of course Tobi is!
Florence: You brought the goods?
Tobi: Of course I did. *Pulls out black shades*
*And so they put on their bitchin' shades, went through the portal, and whooped some candy ass*
Wolf604: Alrighty then, that was interesting. Our next review is from Musicforeverinmysoul: Truths:
Well these are Music's so here u go!
Ishizu: AAHH! You are such a pretty character! I have always wondered do you feel guilty for letting Marik seeing the outside world since that led to evil taking over his mind?
Ryou: How is it that you are soooo damn cute? (dont kill me Bakura i have been through enough pain as it is)
Dares:
remind you that these are Music's not mine!
Ryou: keep being cute!
Wolf: Keep being funny!
Ishizu: keep being pretty!
now for the real dares!
Ryou: makeout with bakura!
Seto: BURN! BURN IN HELL!
Mana: here's a shot gun! GO CRAZY!
Ishizu: No. I always blame our parents. Mainly father.
Bakura: Umm, thank you.
Florence: *Comes back* So what I miss- *Is kissed by Bakura*
Seto: I'm already in hell. *Bursts into flames*
Mana: Ummm, thanks. *Accidently shoots Yugi in the knee* Oops.
Yugi: Gah! *Rolling around on floor*
Wolf604: Our next reviewer wrote: Okay some truths and dares~
...
I got nothing.
Eh...All the guys go to the fangirl room.
And Tea and Rebecca dies.
Bye!
Everyone: Fuuuuuuu- *One trip to the fangirl room later as Tea and Rebecca have anvils dropped on their heads*
Wolf604: Now then, RiverTear980 wrote: I begin with truths desu.
Yami: Of you had a choice of burning every single children's trading cards onthe planet, or killing Yugi, what would you choose?
Florence: Situational truth; you are walking by in the bad side of Domino and you hear something happening in an alleyway. It turns out a young girl is being tortured and raped. What do you do?
Ryou: There are cats flying in everywhich way. What do you do?
Seto: Yugi is on a leash. What would Yugi do? (obscure YGOTAS ref ftw lol)
Dares
Malik (Hikari): Malik, posess Florence with the Millennium Rod and force him to dress in drag
Florence: You have to enjoy it.
Atem: Sing the sing that never ends.
Serenity and Ryou: Two part dare: first, you two need to go into the naughty closet. Then, straight into the fangirl pit of despair for them to question the acts committed in the closet. With knives. ^^
Everyone except Wolf-sama: Have a cookie!
Wolf-sama: Have mega super happy kawaii desu cookie of the gods! And then finish off with some waffles. Lol.
I hope you all don't get tortured too badly other than the general automatic depression you get from the fangirls. G'day to ya, mate!
Akane: I thought you were Canadian...
Me: ... *punts into the crowd of characters* Alrighty then, see y'all later!
Atem: Yugi or no more card games. Sorry Yugi.
Yugi: Pharaoh!
Florence: Not very situational when I been there, done that. And let's just say-
*An asteroid falls through the roof and kills Florence*
Wolf604: Wow, that was random. *Eats a cookie*
Bakura: Ummm…. Buy catnip stocks and welcome our new cat overlords.
Seto: Make him answer annoying fans.
Melvin: Fool, I don't have to. He is already in drag. *Points to dead Florence in drag*
Florence: *Comes back to life* By the gods I look good dress.
Atem: This is a song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever because, and they'll continue singing it forever just because *Keeps going*
Bakura: I have to go in with a girl?
Serenity: I think I would rather go in with Tristan.
Tristan: Hello beautiful.
Serenity: Nevermind, the gay kid will do.
Bakura: I'm not gay, I'm just British.
*Bakura and Serenity do their dares*
Wolf604: *Eyetwitch as everyone eats a cookie* You have made a powerful enemy. *Mega super happy kawaii desu cookie of the gods and waffles fall into Wolf604's lap* Nevermind!
Seto: Is this bull*bleep* done yet?
Wolf604: One more review. It is from Tomoyo-hime: I dare everyone in the yu-gi-oh casts who hates Tea to kill her!Hehe (:
Tea: Oh no. *Everybody circles around Tea and stabs her*
Wolf604: And that it for this half. See ya guys next Monday. Remember I will not be taking any reviews till Part Duece!
A/N: Ok done. Sorry I took a little longer to update, then I had promised. I been sick this last weekend and still recovering so I needed to sleep and rest up. Anyways you guys know the drill. Review and Comment….. because if you do not…. We are Legion. We do not forget. We do not Forgive. Expect Us.