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"Hi" – thinking

"Hi" – Inner sakura

"Hi" – Kiyoko

"Hi" – Telepathy talking

"Hi"- Normal

Recap:

"So I guess, you're in probation in three months, and you shall take genin missions… and have a guard which follows you everywhere you go…" She trailed off.

"Even the fucking bathroom, eh?" Hidan said with a smirk. "BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I shouted at him and given him a death glare and I bonked his forehead, HARD. "Psh…. You are sooo overprotective, Blondie…" Kisame trailed off. "Says the fish out of water!!!" I retorted back.

He twitched while I smirked.

"Ahem….. Okay anyways here is a bowl of papers… Pick one sakura and that'll be your body guard for the rest of the year…" She said in a bored tone.

I tensed. "Please be me, please be me…." I chanted inside of me but in the outside I stared at the bowl. She picked one and gave it to Tsunade Sama.

"Sakura A. Haruno your bodyguard shall be…………………….."

Chapter 20: The bodyguard and Back together again.

Deidara's POV

"Damn it…… Tsunade is doing the damned dramatic entrance for straight two minutes now…….." I thought while groaning. "JUST TELL US WHO THE HELL IS THE BODYGUARD!!!!!" We all shouted.

Tsunade twitched in annoyance. "So this is what Sakura feels when I did the dramatic entrance, eh???" Pein said while huffing in annoyance. I heard Konan giggled at him.

"Fine, fine…. Haruno A. Sakura your bodyguard is…. Deidara no Iwagakure!" Tsunade said while smiling really wide. We all frozed for a good three minutes,

"OH MY FUCKING GOD, DEI!!!! See?? Now you can go with her in the bathroom anytime with no problem!!!!" Hidan said while laughing hysterically.

Sakura and I death glared him. *BONK* (100X) we smirked at an unconscious Hidan on the floor. All of them chuckled at the scene. "Ahem….." We all looked at Tsunade. "Before I kick your asses' outta here…" She paused.

"Sakura what was in the letter that Madara gave to you????" Tsunade said with a mischievous glint in her eyes. She gulped and looked away with a blush but gave the letter to Tsunade anyway…

Dear Haruno A. Sakura,

I am Madara Uchiha, founder of the Uchiha clan; I know you know me… We've met when you were still six years old, remember? I just want to say if you've agreed to be my apprentice. If not then I have no choice but to kill him, all of them actually but specifically starting with him. So you've better have your answer in sundown or there are consequences….

Madara Uchiha

I blinked. "She lied to be dead because Madara threatened to kill me?!?!?!?!" I thought worriedly. "OHHHH!!!!" Tenten said. "Awww…. You pretended to be dead so Madara won't kill us!!!! THANKS FOREHEAD GIRL!!!!" Ino said and gave her a BONE CRUSHING HUG.

"FUCK DAMN IT!!! WHILE DOES ALL THE HUGS HAS TO BE THIS HARD?!?!?!?!" She said while choking. "Neh, sorry… forehead girl…" Ino muttered. "Pig, I can't tell if you gained muscles or flab's…" Sakura muttered with a smirk.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?!???!?!?!" But then she was muffled by Shikamaru's hand. "Thank You Shikamaru!" Sakura said cheerfully. "Ahem…. Well just wanna say….. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!" Tsunade shouted while we were scurrying out for our lives.

We said good bye to the Rookie Nine and the Akatsuki. "HEY DEIDARA KEEP IT PG 13!!!!!!! DON'T WANT SAKURA TO GET PREGNANT THAT FAST, OKAY!?!?!?!?!" Kisame shouted.

We blushed, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, SUSHI!!!!!" I shouted back at him. "Dei-kun… People are watching us…" Sakura whispered to me. I turned around and saw a lot of people looking strangely at us.

"Erm…. He started it!!!!" I shouted while dashing off while carrying Sakura. I heard Sakura giggled. We stopped near the park. "Dei-kun, how about we sit here for a little while?" Sakura suggested.

"Okay…" I said with a smile. "I heard from Sasori you were pretty sad when I left…" She whispered sadly. I looked down. "Yeah I did…" I muttered. "And you weren't using your 'un' anymore because it made you remind of me, right?" She asked.

"Yeah, but you're here now… UN" I said with a smile. She giggled. "What, UN?" I said while raising an eyebrow. "Nothing, it's just that your 'un' is cute, that's all…" She said while smiling.

I hesitantly took her hand; her small hand gripped it back. I smiled, "I've always missed holding you, UN" I said. "You never have to be sad Dei-kun, I'm back and don't worry, I'll be always be here by your side, you know?" She said with a smile.

"I know… UN" I said while smirking, I pulled her closer by wrapping an arm around her waist. "You never change, Dei-kun, UN!" She said while mocking me. "Are you mocking me, UN????" I asked with a smirk.

"Yes… Is there a problem with it???" She asked while giggling. "Mocking is bad, Saku-chan!!! So I guess I have to punish you, UN!!!" I said with an evil glint in my eyes.

Just about I was gonna tickle her, She ran away, I groaned. "Catch me first, lazy ass!!!" She said with a giggle. "HEY THAT'S SHIKAMARU'S NICKNAME, UN!!!!" I shouted with a pout. But ran to catch her anyway,

I know she was hiding, I know her too well…. "She masked her chakra, good… This game just got a little interesting…" I thought while grinning very evilly.

I made a clone of myself and ordered it to wander while I fly in the sky. "Hehehehe… Sakura be ready because I'm gonna get you!!!" I thought evilly.

Sakura's POV

"If he thinks he can catch me then he's flipping wrong!!! Must hide!!!! I know!!!" I thought joyfully while skipping to a VERY large tree. I hid there and masked my presence.

"AHA!!! There he is!!!!" I thought playfully while sneaking very slowly to him. When I was about to hug him…. *POOF* "Oh… hell…. Shit… MUST HIDE Befor-" I was cut off when Deidara pinned me to a tree.

"Caught you, Saku-chan, UN!" He said while smirking very …. Evilly? I pouted. "No fair!!! You used a clone….." I said while crossing my arms… Well the word is tried to cross my arms.

He pinched my cheeks. "You're sooo cute Saku-chan, UN!!!" He said while smiling. "So what's my punishment, Dei-kun???" I said with innocence.

"This… UN" He said while leaning close to me, I closed my eyes and leaned where our lips touched. He pulled me closer by the waist while I encircled my arms in his neck to deepen our kiss.

When we finally need air, He leaned closely and whispered. "I've always missed what to do with you… UN" He said with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

I smirked. "You are such a horny and naughty boy, Dei-kun…." I whispered seductively. "How about we go home? It's getting late after all… UN" He whispered huskily. We teleported to my house.

When I slammed close the doo, I was pinned again in the nearest wall, "Let's finish were we started shall we, UN?" He whispered huskily. I nodded with a blush.

Our lips touched, the once, gentle kiss was now, pure passionate. I didn't notice but Deidara seemingly unzipped my shirt and unclipped my medic skirt. I too, unbuttoned his shirt and unzipped his pants.

Before I knew it we were in my bedroom. He slammed our lips together in the bed, I moaned when he stroked my leg with his hand-tongues.

I could tell he was smirking because he did it again and again. I whimpered. He started to remove my chest bindings. And I let his hand-tongues suck on them.

I moaned again but louder. He started to remove my shorts, while he was removing my shorts I was tracing his chest to his stomach, He groaned in pleasure.

"Naughty girl… UN…" He whispered, while nipping my collarbone, I shivered. His hand tongues started to lick my inner thighs then started to remove my panties. I moaned.

Before I knew a tongue was inside of me, I moaned and moaned when the tongue got deeper and deeper, I moaned the loudest when I came all over his tongue.

"I see your taste will never change, UN" He whispered huskily. I groaned when the tongue was gone but it was replaced by his finger, I moaned and moaned again until I came,

I saw him licked his fingers, I groaned. "I see you've gotten better in bed, Dei-kun…." I flipped him over. "But I got better…." I whispered seductively, he groaned.

Deidara's POV

"I see you've gotten better in bed, Dei-kun…." she flipped me over. "But I got better…." She whispered seductively, I groaned. She started to grind our hips, I groaned when I was getting hard.

Then she sucked on my collarbone until it turned to purple I groaned. Her little hands once again, started to glide all over my body, I groaned. "Damn it…. Saku-chan, UN stop teasing…." I whispered with a pout.

She grinned, and then started to glide in my thighs, I was getting hard. I moaned. I could tell she was smirking, she tried to stroke my inner thigh, I groaned again.

She started to lick the tip of my member, I groaned in pleasure. And then her nimble hands start to pump it in and out, I moaned at the feeling. When she stopped, I groaned in disappointment. She started to swallow it.

"No… Don't Saku-chan I'm gonna… UN…" I whispered, she started to pump again but much faster this time. I finally came into her mouth she swallowed it all. I groaned in pleasure.

She smashed her lips against mine. I started to caress her breasts, she moaned in my mouth. While her hands massaged my scalp, I groaned.

I flipped her over, "You certainly did improve, Saku-chan…. UN" I whispered huskily, she whimpered. I started to position my member in her clit.

"But I'm better, UN" I whispered then rammed into her, she moaned, I started to go deeper and deeper then we came all over each other… I looked at the clock it was 2:00 am…

"I've always missed doing this to you…" She said while snuggling in my arm. I smiled. "Me too, UN…." I whispered back while bringing her closer.

"I love you Dei-kun…" She said while yawning cutely, I chuckled. "I love you too, Saku-chan…" I whispered then darkness took over.

Cliffhanger….

LALALALALA!!

Smartpajer: Awww…. They said I love you too each other!!! HOW SWEET!!!
Sakura: *Snuggling Deidara* Whatever….

Deidara: *Pulling her by the waist* Yeah… Whatever, UN

Sasori: You got your 'un' back!!! 0.0

Deidara: Yeah??? So???

Sasori: Nothing you sound gayer than ever…

Smartpajer, Kisame and Itachi: 0.0 / 0/.\0 *bursts out laughing* HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!
Sakura: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!
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