Singers
Rii: 'sees Mizy' You just had to get yourself grounded didn't you!? Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to be able to even touch a computer to the continue the story?
Mizy: 'hangs head' gomen...
Rii: Gomen! GOMEN is that all you can say? Get on with the damn story!
Mizy: 'mutters' potty mouth...
Rii: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Mizy: Nothing!
Disclaimer: Even I don't have the imagination to make something as cute as Hunny. I also do not own any of the songs, movies, or bands in this fanfic.
Chapter twenty
"Okay, we have My Chemical Romance, Gorrilaz, The used, Green day, All-American Rejects, Tokio hotel, Caramell..." Turtle kept listing bands for any that the host club wanted to hear.
"I know she's not completely okay, so why is she pretending that she is?" Kaoru asked as he stood next to Courtney.
"If something like this had happened to you, would you want others to worry about you and ruin their night, or would you keep it a secret until you got over it?" She asked him.
"The second one." He answered without hesitation then realized what Courtney was explaining. "Oh, Oh! That would also explain how she got over Sarah so quickly!" Kaoru covered his mouth as he saw Courtney wince. Luckily, Turtle didn't hear them.
"Sorry." He apologized. Courtney just shrugged it off.
"Okay, Caramell it is!" Turtle cried as she put the CD into the stereo. Courtney and Turtle both grinned widely before standing next to each other and started to do a weird dance.
Vi undrar r ni redo att vara med
Armarna upp nu ska ni f se
Kom igen
Vem som helst kan vara med
S rr p era ftter
Oa-a-a
Och vicka era hfter
O-la-la-la
Gr som vi
Till denna melodi
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hnder
Gr som vi gr
Ta ngra steg t vnster
Lyssna och lr
Missa inte chansen
Nu r vi hr med
Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa...
Det blir en sensation verallt frsts
P fester kommer alla att slppa loss
Kom igen
Nu tar vi stegen om igen
S rr p era ftter
Oa-a-a
Och vicka era hfter
O-la-la-la
Gr som vi
Till denna melodi
S kom och
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hnder
Gr som vi gr
Ta ngra steg t vnster
Lyssna och lr
Missa inte chansen
Nu r vi hr med
Caramelldansen
At the end of the song, both girls burst into giggles.
"Do I even want to know what you two were doing?" Hikaru asked, his left eye twitching slightly.
"Caramelldansen." They answered at the same time. Courtney took out the CD and sifted through the stack to find something else. "Ooh here's a good holiday CD." She showed it to Turtle who's grin got even wider as Courtney put it in. As the music came on, both Courtney and Turtle started to sing along.
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
"Man, I love 'How the Grinch stole Christmas'!" Turtle exclaimed after the music stopped playing. Seeing everyone's confused faces, she got the DVD in question. "Anyone wanna watch it?" Seeing everyone nod she took them into her room and put it into the DVD player. Everyone sat on her bed to watch.
After the movie:
Hunny was practically squealing with joy after the movie.
"Turt-chan, did you see that Christmas tree? And the Grinch was so funny!" Turtle nodded in agreement.
"Jim Carey makes a good Grinch. He's in a lot of good movies." Turtle commented.
"Hey Turtle, could you...could you sing the song that little girl sang?" Kaoru asked quietly. Turtle opened her mouth to protest.
"I don't-"
"Turt-chan, please?" The full effect of Hunny's pout came crashing down on Turtle, forcing her to cave.
"You are one dangerous senior you know that?" She told him before closing her eyes.
Where are you Christmas
Why can't I find you
Why have you gone away
Where is the laughter
You use to bring me
Why can't I hear music play
My world is changing
I'm rearranging
Does that mean Christmas changes too
Where are you Christmas
Do you remember
The one you used to know
I'm not the same one
See what time's done
Is that why you have let me go
Christmas is here
Everywhere, oh
Christmas is here
If you care, oh...
If there is love in your heart and your mind
You will feel like Christmas all the time
I feel you Christmas
I know I've found you
You never fade away
The joy of Christmas
Stays here in silence
Fills each and every heart with love
Where are you Christmas
Fills your heart with love
"I just got an idea! We'll watch a movie then, at the end of the movie, one of us will have to sing a song from that movie." Hikaru suggested with a grin that would put the Cheshire cat himself to shame. Turtle looked at him suspiciously.
"Why do I have a feeling that this won't end well?" She said, one eyebrow high on her forehead. But shrugged and started looking for a new movie to watch.
"Well, while we're on Disney movies...how about this?" Haruhi asked as she held up Lilo & Stitch.
"Sweet!" Courtney put it into the DVD player and sat back down. About ¾ of the way through the movie, Courtney and Turtle started singing along with 'Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride'. Once the movie was over, they sang it again as their song for the movie. Once they'd finished, Hunny started to get sleepy and everyone admitted that they were pretty tired.
"Okay, we all have to share beds, so pick your partner...but!" Turtle raised her hand, signaling them to stop. "Courtney and I have automatic veto power on who you're sharing the futon with!"
"I call Turtle." Kaoru stated immediately
"Unacceptable! An unscrupulous twin should not take a pure maidens' innocence!" Tamaki exploded while pointing an accusing finger at Kaoru.
"Tamaki?" Tamaki turned to Turtle at the mention of his name. "Do you trust me?"
"Of course I do!" Tamaki answered quickly.
"Then you'll trust me when I say: If he tries anything, I'll handle it. I'm not completely helpless." Tamaki opened his mouth, but closed it when he realized that she'd won. After people had picked their sleeping partners, it paired up like this: Hunny and Mori; Turtle and Kaoru; Tamaki and Kyouya; Hikaru and Haruhi; and Courtney decided to sleep alone. This was emphasized as she got out a sleeping bag and curled up inside.
"Alrighty, night everyone!" Turtle announced cheerily as everyone went to their designated sleeping ares. Turtle curled up under the covers, and felt two arms circle around her.
"Today was pretty exciting." Kaoru commented, eying her reaction. Turtle flinched slightly in recognition of what he was talking about, but decided to play dumb.
"Yeah, I haven't watched those movies in about two years, and we went on the best date of my life." She responded.
"And you covered up the fact that you're still not back to normal from what happened." He reprimanded slightly. "I saw the state you were in when you saw her, there's no way anyone can bounce back that fast." Turtle shivered at the memory.
"I don't like people worrying about me." Turtle defended.
"Turtle, I felt useless for most of the night because of that." Kaoru told her as he turned her around to face him. "I want you to tell me when somethings' wrong." Turtle tried to avoid his gaze, but he gently pulled her face back to look at him.
"Promise me, you'll let me know if something bad happens." He pleaded quietly as he kissed her forehead. Turtle thought about it for a bit before responding.
"Only if you do the same." She answered quietly. She felt him stiffen slightly in surprise.
"But-" Kaoru was cut off by a chaste kiss from Turtle.
"I don't like feeling helpless. If you're worried about something, I want you to tell me. Deal?" Kaoru searched her face for any hint of backing down, upon seeing none, he sighed in defeat.
"Alright." He agreed, then kissed her softly.
"Let's get some sleep." She said when the kiss ended. And with that, all was silent.