Xigbar and Xaldin teleported to their thrones in the meeting room, and waited for Saix to spread the news to the others. Xemnas was there and stared at Xigbar, the first one to arrive, with his orange topaz eyes. Not long after, the other members appeared in their respectable thrones. Xemnas spoke first when everyone was present. "Xigbar, what do you have to tell us?"
Xigbar was smug. "Well, the world I went to was set back by Sora and the Guardians. I was pretty close to capturing the Light and Dark."
"Is that all you have to say? You are wasting time." Saix snapped with his snide remark.
"Hang on, I'm getting there," he paused to see if anyone else would interject. "The girl thinks we're all hot."
There was silence. "… What?" Zexion said in disbelieve.
"You heard me. She's got a crush on us. The boy didn't admit it, but his body language screamed it, and the other red-headed girl, too."
Saix shook his head as a smirk spread across his features. "How foolish."
"How useful." Xemnas corrected as he thought.
Saix looked up at the Superior. "Sir?"
"If they are attracted to us, it will be easier to catch them. Jeez, Saix, use your head." Axel teased. Saix glared at him.
"It was. I just flirted with them and got them blushing. Piece of cake if Sora didn't step in." Xigbar commented.
Larxene sneered. "Xigbar, your method of 'flirting' is being a pervert."
"Don't molest the Guardians." Lexeaus said flatly.
"Don't blame me! They are cute." Xigbar defended. "Ain't that right, Luxord?"
"What?" Luxord asked confused.
"You know what they look like. Wouldn't you tap that?"
"Xigbar, that's enough." Xaldin grumbled.
"Yes. Please stop. This topic is highly inappropriate." Vexen agreed.
"But it is interesting…" Demyx mumbled to himself.
Marluxia heard him. "I agree. But I'm not going to rape minors because of it."
"The girl isn't a minor…" Luxord said. Everyone stared at him. "Axel didn't you and Demyx researched on them?"
Axel thought for a few seconds before answering. "Yeah. The girl is nineteen and the boy is almost eighteen. Only one is still a minor."
"Okay, this meeting is disturbing. Can we change the subject?" Zexion groaned while hiding his face.
"Agreed." Xemnas' voice boomed. "This information is useful, but you didn't have to call a meeting about it." He glared at Xigbar who shrugged nonchalantly. "Still, it may help us later on. Anything else we can discuss?"
"Their bodies felt nice rubbing against me…" Xigbar mumbled as he thought back. Xemnas glared at him. "Oh, yeah, something about a stuffed animal the girl owned. Said she'd do anything to get it back."
"Anything?" Luxord quirked a brow.
"Yep. Anything. It holds value to her. But Riku said he's keeping an eye out for us."
"A minor setback," Vexen said.
"All we need to do is get them separated from the Keyblade Wielders, then go in." Zexion added.
"I think we need to separate them from each other as well," Luxord thought out loud. "They're tough together."
"How are we supposed to do that?" Demyx asked.
"We're discussing it, dummy." Larxene smirked. "What about Sora? Doesn't he have a thing for the guy? What are we going to do if he goes nuts for taking his 'love interest'?" She added as an afterthought.
"Wait a minute…" Vexen realized. "Who was the red hair girl you spoke of Xigbar?"
Xigbar shrugged. "Don't know. She had a body…" He smiled to himself.
"I remember seeing her at the Guardians' home world," Axel thought of the girl that was the Light and Dark's friend. He had to grin at the memory.
"Oh yeah! She seemed to know us a little too well." Demyx added.
"Hm…" Xemnas let the information sink in. "Vexen, Zexion, find more information on this new comrade of Sora's. I sense she, too, has value. As for what Sora might do," Larxene smiled, for she thought her question was ignored, "if we make it look like we didn't take them or we distract him long enough, he won't notice either of them missing before its too late. As to how we will capture the Light and Dark…" Xemnas let the dark curl on his lips grow. "I have a plan…"
