Chapter 20 everyone! A milestone in my development in actually finishing a freakin story!
Allen: Congratulation!
Segador: Good job.
Kanda: Che.
And there goes all the energy. Well anyway, here's the twentieth chapter everyone. In this we get to see Allen's black side, and Segador's even blacker side! And Krory's naiveness.
Krory: I'm not naive!
Everyone: Yes you are!
Krory: Wah! *Goes to the emo vampire corner.*
Miranda: I'm sorry! *Joins Krory in the emo corner.*
Ignoring the two emo's-
Cross: Get on with it your disgusting announcement!
*Joins Krory and Miranda in the emo corner.*
Enoch: *Sweat drop* Well seeing as our author is out of commision for a while, I'll do the announcemnt. It was Dios' 14th birthday yesterday...
Everyone: Happy Birthday!
*Still in emo corner.*
Haku:... Should someone help him?
Enoch:... That's a problem we'll fix later. Right now someone do the disclaimer.
Allen: DiosSegador doesn't own D. Gray-Man or it's associative characters. Desirae Iceton owns Haku, while Dios only owns Segador, Tikal, and Enoch.
Socalo: And here's the story with my disciples evil personality! Muwahaha!
We find our heroes riding on the first carriage out of town, after finding Krory and "talking" to the villagers. All of them where out of breath.
"They're so mean!" Krory cried. Remembering how the villagers called him a monster and tried to kill him. Everyone was helping him dry his clothes from the holy water they sprayed on him.
"Jeez. We save their town and they reward us by throwing food at us, calling us monsters, and running us out of town." Lavi complained wiping the trash out of his hair.
"Well we did come in the middle of the town with a vampire that did terrorize them." Allen sighed. "No offense Krory."
"None taken." Krory sniffled. Then began to hug Lavi and cry even more.
"Hey get off! You're too much of a cuddler!" Lavi cried trying to separate himself from Krory.
"I dunno. They gave us free food." Segador said wiping the tomato paste off his mouth, and ignoring Lavi's cries for help. "This makes the 20th town I have been run out of, but the first without master."
Everyone sweat dropped. "T-T-That's a lot of towns..." Then the train lurched to a stop at a Romanian city. "Here's are stop." Segador said then Allen handed him a roll of bandages.
"It would be wise to hide your face once again before we head out." Allen added before walking off.
"Right." Segador said wrapping the bandages on his face. Soon Segador, Allen, Krory, and Lavi where walking around the city waiting for the train to arrive.
"Wow! So this is a city!" Krory exclaimed with eyes of wonder and curiosity.
"You've never been to a city?" Lavi asked.
"Well sorry for course not. I've only every lived in the castle and never got to see the world." Krory said.
"We got some time before the train leaves, why don't you explore?" Segador offered.
"You're right! See you later!" Krory said excitedly before bounding off to god know where.
Wow he seems... different. The three thought.
"Ever since his innocence activated he's been acting different." Lavi noticed.
"Yeah he has." Allen laughed. "Hey by the way, do you think it's safe having Krory in some place he's never been to?"
"What's the worst that could happen." Segador shrugged before the three of them saw Krory buy some very ugly looking masks from a street vendor. After handing him more than the average amount Krory began run over to the other three.
"Oh hey Lavi, is it okay that we left Bookman behind?" Allen asked.
"Yeah it's fine. The old Panda just wanted to record some more information before sending his report over to the Black Order." Lavi explained.
"Hey look everyone! Check this out!" Krory exclaimed handing the mask to them. "I got some great deals for these."
"Uh, Krory these are all fake." Allen said handing it back to him.
"What! No! The man over there said it was worn by royalty 3000 years ago." He cried pointing to the street vendor who was trying to hide a giant sack of look alike masks. When he saw the four exorcists he panicked and ran.
Lavi sighed before grabbing Little-Big Hammer. "Extend." He stated with boredom, the hammer hooking the man's neck and dragging him towards the exorcists.
"Oh here you go sir! A complete refund." The man said handing Krory all his money before running off.
"Krory you have to be more careful now." Allen stated. "Many people will try to take advantage of you." Then the three began to walk back to the train station. Or at least until the the four of them had accidentally walked into a dark alley (Allen was leading sadly) and where immediately surrounded by twelve large burly men.
"Wow... Deja Vu." Segador said noticing the situation.
"Well boys looks like you yourselves a bit of problem." The largest, and most likely the leader, of the men said making the others laugh.
"Segador, who are these men?" Krory asked slightly fear full.
"These are what I call culos." Segador hissed before stepping forward. His hidden face changed from the usual sardonic grin to sadistic smile.
"Hey, bonehead. What are you doing?" Lavi asked. "There's twelve of them and only one of you."
"I have to agree with Lavi on this. How are you going to fight them all?" Allen asked.
"Who said I'm going to fight?" Segador started in a happy, but hidden meaning voice. "I'm go to see if I could diplomatically excrete us from this situation. If diplomacy fails... well I hope they don't mind broken bones." Segador laughed slightly, making the other three sweat drop.
Holy crap. They all thought before Segador walked right up to the leader.
"Hello to you." Segador said in a charismatic voice before extending a hand for a handshake. The man didn't accept it. Segador took it back. "Well then. Anyway, you see me and my friends are about to be late for a train and it seems you and your... associates are blocking the way. So if you would please move then we shall have no trouble." Segador tried to move forward past the man, but two of the twelve just came behind him and secured Seg's arms behind his back.
"I don't understand thing a damn thing you said boy, but I'll just say this. Either you give us everything that has a value or I'll start hurting you ever more than this!" The man yelled punching Segador in the face. The hand had brass knuckles on it, and the punch landed on the right side of his head. The human part! There was a loud crack, and everyone held their breath until...
"What the-!" The man yelled curdling his now broken brass knuckles. "What the hell!"
Segador vain twitched, and his eye began to have blood run down it. "You aimed for my head." Segador said menacingly. The men holding his arms began to shake from the pure anger that was radiating off of him. "You know a blow like that could kill an average man right?" By now Segador's arms flexed and two men holding him back were sent flying into the walls of the alley way. "That means you where trying to kill me right?" Segador asked now walking towards the man who punched him. Segador lifted the man up by his shirt. "That means whatever happens next, you deserve right!" Then he punched the man in the jaw and sending him flying into the street.
All of the sudden all the other men who were watching Segador began to descended upon him with sticks, bat's, and chains. With a laugh Segador gleefully ran toward the men itching for a fight. Lavi, Allen, and Krory could only stare in fear and apprehension at the skeptical exorcists mood change.
H-He really is like his master. Lavi cringed remembering the information on General Socalo he recorded. He then cringed again in pain when he saw one of the men get thrown into his friend non to nicely. He literally began to see Segador's face turn to a demon's face and a the words "no mercy" in Japanese kanji above his head. (容赦がない)
"Oh, my." Krory breathed covering his mouth. Segador had punched someone in the mouth and knocked some teeth out while breaking someone's arm.
"S-Should we help him?" Allen asked. Everyone shook their heads.
"Haha!" Segador laughed manically as the numbers dwindled down from 9 to 6 and to finally 3. The other 8 either unconscious or to traumatized by what befell them to even move. The last three began to think to themselves for a bit before dropping their weapons and running for their lives.
"You haven't seen the last of us!" They yelled... Until Segador threw one of their at the three of them and knocked them all out. Segador dusted his hands off.
"Well I guess that settles that." Segador said satisfied. "Well let's get to the train." He turned around and saw Lavi, Krory, and Allen all pale and shaking. "Was it something I did?"
"Y-Y-You beat them all up without activating your innocence!" Lavi stuttered shaking.
"Well yeah. They're not akuma, so i shouldn't kill them." Segador countered scratching his head in confusion. "Master taught me how to fight without innocence. Which is why every time theirs a fight he thinks is too easy he throws me into it... there have been many fights..." Segador trailed off and Tikal appeared on his shoulder creating a hologram sign saying 54:0
Jeez. His past is scary. Lavi shivered in his mind. "N-Never mind. Let's just get onto the train before me miss it." Lavi said as Segador began to change out his bandages for clean ones without a second thought of the blood that coated them.
S-S-Scary. Krory thought. What would happen if I fought him instead of Lavi? Then he shivered. It wouldn't have ended well. Soon the four where on the train and had lost Krory.
"Krory!" Segador called. Many people began to give the masked white haired teen glances, but he effortlessly brushed them off.
"Where could he be?" Allen asked. Walking along the train aisles.
"It's not even a big train!" Lavi exclaimed while opening a door tor reveal Krory. Sitting down with three other men playing poker. Did I mention all Krory was wearing where his boxers, while the three men had all of his clothes.
"Hey! This is a private train. No kids allowed!" A man with curly hair and swirly opaque glasses said.
"Oh hello everyone." Krory greeted tearing slightly.
Not again... The three thought.
"What happened?" Allen asked.
"Well I was exploring these men approached me and asked if I wanted to play a game called "poker" with them. As you can see I'm not doing so- Achoo!" Krory sneezed from the cold.
"Hey are you still playing?" the one guy in a beanie asked.
"Well, you, uh?" Krory stumbled but was saved when Allen offered his coat.
"Here, these buttons are made of pure silver. I'll play in his place." Allen said sitting down in front of Krory.
"Allen are you sure about this?" Lavi asked seeing the three men begin to snigger to them selves.
"Yeah, these ladrones are probably cheating here." Segador added.
"I know. Raise." Allen said innocently as his cards were dealt. However it seemed to the three that Allen had magically grown of pair of horns on his head. Then Allen took three of his cards, placed them down and grabbed another three from the deck. The three other men did the same still sniggering.
"Call." Allen said showing them his cards. Making everyone jaw's drop.
"R-R-R-" Segador stumbled over but the three men finished if for him.
"Royal straight flush!" They yelled seeing Allen's hand. "You cheated!"
"When?" Allen asked innocently. One of them tried to think of reason, but couldn't so he dropped it. The three of them handed Krory shirt to Allen for his winnings.
"Your probably just lucky." glasses said before shuffling and dealing again.
"Right. Lucky." Allen agreed. "Call." Then showed them his cards. Can you guess what they where?
"Royal straight flush! Again!" They yelled before handing Allen Krory's pants. Now the other three exorcists began to see horns, a large black flame, and sharp teeth on Allen.
"Go Allen!" Krory cheered.
"H-H-Hey Allen. I thought you weren't lucky?" Lavi asked.
"I'm not. I'm cheating." Allen said with a smile.
"What!" Segador whispered/yelled. "How?"
"Well you see while living with master, he sent his debt collectors on me. So i had to hone my skills to get out alive, make a living, and pay off master's debt."
"Your skills?" Lavi asked before realization dawned on him. "Wait you don't mean-"
"Yes! Gambling is the ultimate skill. One that I have mastered!" Allen cackled evily.
Scary. Lavi thought. He's has a black personality like Segador. Great...
"Call." Allen announced.
"Ah!" This process continued for several more times until the three men where left in their boxers. Luckily the train stopped before the game could get too explicit.
"Here you go." Allen said handing the men their clothes as they got off. "Since I won my friend's clothes back I don't need yours."
"Yeah right." Curly hair said. "We don't take charity from a kid."
"Then why are your hands on them?" Segador noticed.
"Oh. Well we'll be taking them anyway." The man said. Soon the three were able to put on their clothes. Then the one with curly hair threw Allen the deck of cards they where using.
"Here. Those where for sure I didn't get frostbite." He said before the train rolled out.
"Well they where nice." Lavi noticed as he, Krory, Allen, and Segador lounged in luxury seats of their train cabin.
"You don't meet many people like them around usually." Segador said gruffly.
"I'm glad there are still some people like that around." Allen said putting the deck of cards in one of his coat pockets. Then their train stopped at the Black Order's train stop. (Does it work like that?)
"How do we get up?" Krory asked eyeing the large mountain where the Black Order rested upon. It was nighttime, but thankfully the moon was out so it allowed everyone to see clearly."Do we climb?" That brought back bad memories for Allen and Segador.
"Nope." Lavi said taking out his hammer. "Big Hammer, Little Hammer extend!" Lavi's hammer then began to grow. "Grab on." The other three did and soon they were all on the edge of the mountain cliff. The Black Order looming over them. Then they began to walk toward the main gate.
"I-It's really big." Krory stuttered.
"You get used to it." Allen reassured. Then they reached the gate guardian.
"PREPARING TO SCAN FOR AKUMA ACITIVY!" the Gate Keeper exclaimed suddenly scaring Krory. Then his eyes began to emit the scanners that would search for akumas in disguise. Krory began to squirm underneath his gaze. Then large red exes appeared on the Gate Keeper's eyes.
"FAILURE! FAILURE! FAILURE!" The Gate Keeper cried. "HE'S AN AKUMA! KILL IT!"
"What!" They all yelped.
"Krory! The akuma blood you drink is still in your system!" Segador exclaimed.
"Oh, no." Allen cried. Please not Kanda. Please not Kanda. Instead of Kanda to come and kill Krory it was Komui... on top of giant Komurin.
"Komurin!" Everyone, both outside and in the HQ, exclaimed.
"Number 4!" Komui clarified. Without hesitation Allen activated his claw and tried to slash the robot, only for it to counter Allen with a large fry pan.
"Eh?" Segador questioned. Then he tried to use his whip on it, only for the robot to smack it away. "Komui it's us!"
"Huh?" Komui said adjusting his glasses. Then he saw it was just Segador, Allen, Lavi, and new person. "Oh, it's just you three and the vampire."
"Hey..." Krory complained.
"If you know that, then call of Komurin!" Allen yelled.
"Haha! No can do. Once Komurin has it's sights on it's target it will stop at nothing to try and get it." Komui explained. "Now Komurin, ATTACK!"
"I got this." Lavi said making his hammer grow and swinging at it. Only for Komurin's pan to grow with it and smack Lavi's hammer out of the way. Then it began to use the large pan to cook large eggs on an equally large stove. It then proceeded to make an omelet.
"Huh?" Lavi questioned before being grabbed by Komurin and placed on top of the omelet. "What the-" Then Lavi was bathed in hot sauce. "What gives!" Lavi yelled in outraged.
"Not only Komurin can fight, he's also a four star chef." Komurin said with adore. "Now how should I could cook you vampire?" Komui said threateningly. Then Komurin swung it's pan at the remain three who thankfully dodged out of the way. The golems flew onto the nearest tree branch in fear and began to sweat at their master's predicament.
"S-S-Scary." Krory cried before being picked up by Allen and Segador.
"Run! Run! Run!" They yelled before the three of them started running. But then where attacked by falling salt.
"My eye!" Segador cried in pain when some salt his his eye.
"Salt attack!" Komui called. "Now bathe them in oil!" Komurin then began to use pour oil onto Allen, Segador, and Krory making them slip and fall. Then Komurin grabbed them and put them in a giant pan. Komurin then proceeded to flip them on a medium high temperature.
"How should I cook you?" Komui mused evilly. "A medium rare exorcists, or maybe steam boiled exorc-" Komui was then high kicked by Lenalee, while Haku had used her scythe to slice and dice Komurin. Allen, Segador, and Krory (now slightly bronzed and smelling like steak) extracted themselves from the heap of metal formerly once known as Komurin.
"Are you okay?" Haku asked.
"Yeah. Slightly darker, and smelling delicious but fine." Segador said sniffing his arm. Haku giggled at his joke.
"Sorry guys." Lenalee said walking over with an unconscious Komui sprawled out behind her. "We really didn't know Nii-san was making another Komurin. How was the mission?"
"It went out well." Allen said. "We didn't find master, but we found a new apostle of god." Then Segador pulled out Krory who was hiding behind him. "This is Krory."
"H-H-Hello." Krory said shyly while bowing. Lenalee and Haku giggled before curtsying in return.
"Nice to meet you." Lenalee greeted.
"As much as greetings are in order, CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS OMELET!" Lavi screamed, causing everyone to laugh.
Enoch: That's the end folks!
Segador: *Rereads in darker half.* Cripes I'm evil.
Allen: Poker anyone?
Everyone else: No!
I'm out of emo corner! And see you all later everyone! And happy late birthday to me! See ya!
Everyone: Bye!