No. Not these I own. No.

Chapter 20

When everybody got home there was a big surprise! Edward and bella weren't dead after all! They were alive. And waiting for the family at the cullen home.

But nobody cared.

Esme, she smiled.

"okay okay now its time to get ready for the wedding!" alice jumped and sqeauled

"THE WHAT?" Carlisle almost broked his neck! Trying to spin around all fast and shit from surprise.

"didn't jasper tell yall?" alice curious.

"fuck thanks a lot alice it was supposed to be a secret but mom, dad…emmett and i…we have decided that—"

"OH HELL. OH LAWD. JESUS! PLEASE! LAWD JESUS…ANYTHING BUT THIS" Carlisle rolled to the floor.

"we done have decided that we so wanted to help out and extend the cullen home construturally and build more rooms for jacobs kids and build extra rooms for other people and stuff and we want to start tonight" jasper explained

"jasper that would be perfect omg while your at it you should build a room for the wedding!" alice came up to him.

Japer looked into alice eye. "anything for you sis."

"thank you. I love you" they kissed on the mouth and even put some tongue in there.

"wait who the fuck is getting married? Oh. Shit. I'm not in the ghetto no more…I mean, auntie alice who is getting married!" ja'lecobah asked jumping and smiling

"does it matter, sweet precious baby girl? We are all family. And we should accept each other for who we are. Real talk." Ranesmee came and picked up ja'lecobah and gave her 26 kisses just on her eye.

"okay look…now that all you mother fuckers ate santa's cookies, I'm getting more good snacks for the wedding and I am telling you guys right fucking now DON'T EAT THE FUCKING SNACKS THEY ARE FOR THE WEDDING." I bet you can guess who said that

"oh here we go" rose rolled her eye. "alice! GEEZ! When are you going to remove the ice from the kitchen floor!" she called out from the kitchen floor.

"it's staying it's for the wedding" alice said chewing gum.

"WHO IS GETTING MARRIED?" Carlisle asked

"oh shit we left jake's kids in the car!" esme smiled and ran to get dd and them.

"STEVE! Where the fuck have you been man, you've only said like four words this entire time your part of the family too bruh." Emmett.

"I don't beling here. Farewell." Steve disappered.

"he'll be back. He has to come back for the wedding" alice said, already writing down her plans for the wedding.

"ok look seriously. Wedding. Who?" jasper said.

"ok listen up everybody leah and I have an announcement to make" rensacmee said.

"I aint sayin shit you do the talking I'm shy I don't do well talking to a big group of people they all looking at me and shit hell nah" leah said. She was still in ghetto mode but it will go away.

"hold up hold on before you say anything, bella and I have an announce ment." Edward pushed his own daughter off the stage!

Nobody cared. They just pretended to look interested.

"we're getting married!" Edward squealed.

"oh…so the wedding is for you guys" rose stated the facts.

"no. we getting married in Augtembuary." Bella stated the real facts.

And then rensamea slapped bella off the stage clear across to the foosball table. "leah and I are marrying this weekend here at home and you are all invited."

"ohhhh fuck that's so hot do we get to have a bachelor party?" Emmett asked.

"no." somebody said.

"fuck my life" Emmett hung his head.

"places everyone!" alice ran to the center of the stage and everybody joined her, and then everybody bowed including Michelle because she had a part in this story too when she told people that nobody gives a fuck about Edward.

So there you have it. This is the end of the sotry but stay tuned because there is going to be a sequel. It will be about leah and remancsee's wedding!

THE END!

I hope you enjoyed it. I know I did