OH MY GODS! THANK YOU ALL FOR THE REVIEWS! I now have over 100! It makes me so happy! *-*

Hehe, so I know onion isn't a fruit, but whatever. This was requested by Pergjithshme and InterestingName. I hope you like it!

ALSO! That picture that AgentEquus drew and put up on deviant art that I mentioned a few chapters back? She gave me permission to use it as my cover picture for this story! Thank you so much!

Now, I think that's everything of importance...On with it! :)

Disclaimer: As much as I hate to say it, I don't own the Avengers.

After the mango incident, Steve decided to put Thor to good use. (Thor thinks that it's revenge because Steve had to throw up after he smelled the rotting mango on Thor.) At first, it was just little things like staying out of the way, but when he managed not to break anything, they started letting him help out in the kitchen. Why? You'd think they knew better than that. But that is irrelevant. Getting strait to the story, Thor was currently chopping vegetables for a soup that Pepper was making.

"Lady Pepper, what must I do now that I have finished chopping the 'carrots'?" Thor asked, scraping the minced carrots into the pot. Pepper shoved some onions at him without looking up. So Thor began chopping the onions.

He was so far in La La Land that it took him a while to realize that his eyes were stinging and watering. Thor was immediately confused and slightly angered.

"I AM CRYING?! MY EYES HURT! WHAT SORECERY IS THIS?! LOKI!"

As always when called, Loki popped in (literally). "Yes, Thor, what is it this time?" He asked exasperated.

"YOU HAVE BEWITCHED ME INTO CRYING!" Thor yelled. Loki cracked up.

"I—ehehehe!—I didn't do that! Ehehehe, this is hilarious! The mighty Thor cries!" Loki laughed, doubled over.

Realization dawned on Pepper as she saw the onion Thor had been chopping. She laughed breezily, saying, "Oh, Thor! It's the onions!"

"I do not understand."

"It's the onions, something about them makes your eyes water," Pepper explained.

Thor turned triumphantly to Loki. "See?!" He said proudly, "It is not out of weakness that I cry! It is the fault of the evil flaky balls!"

"Whatever helps you fall asleep at night, brother!" Loki wheezed, still cramped from his laughing fit.

"What does that mean? YOU ARE GOING TO ENCHANT THE EVIL FLAKY BALLS TO ATTACK ME WHILE I SLEEP, ARE YOU NOT!"

"...I wasn't planning to, but thanks for the great idea!" Said Loki cheerfully, poofing away with his teleport abilities.

"I MUST KILL THE EVIL BALLS NOW, BEFORE LOKI CAN USE THEM AGAINST ME!" Thor decided aloud, proceeding to smash all the onions with Mjonlier.

"Thor! Stop killing my onions!" Pepper yelled. But by that time, the onions were a pile of eye watering mush. Pepper sighed. "Thor, out." She ordered. Thor exited looking like a kicked puppy.

That night, Thor dreamed that he was being attacked by the evil flaky balls.

...You'd really think they'd learn by now that Thor can't be trusted with food

I take requests! I prefer fruits, but will not turn down vegetables and others! :)

Review, lest your dreams be haunted by evil flaky balls! I have warned you!