NEW CHAPTER HURRAY! ...I feel like my email is no longer reliable... SEEING AS IT DOESN'T SEND ME ANYTHING ANYMORE! screams and yells

Okay here we go I'll write now.

"Xeala wake up it's team 7 time," Sasuke kicked Xeala's leg under the table.

"Nh... I'm awake," Xeala lifted her head.

"Team 7, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno," Iruka started.

"ALL RIGHT!" Naruto yelled happily.

"I'm doomed!" Sakura dropped her head.

"Sasuke Uchiha, and... well... Xeala..." Iruka finished.

"It seems fate has dawned upon an unhappy horizon for you, Sasuke." Xeala said, smiling devilishly. Sasuke looked up to the skies, seeming to curse the gods for putting him in the worst possible group ever.

"Team 8," Iruka started to say team 8.

"IRUKA!" Xeala raised her hand.

"...Yes Xeala?"

"HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO BE IN THESE GROUPS!?"

"Until the day you die." Iruka said solemnly.

"O.O" Sasuke looked up like YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, " WHY AM I IN NARUTO'S GROUP!"

"Because, putting it simply Sasuke, you are awesome, Naruto's the worst ever, so we put two and two together and it works."

"WHY IS XEALA IN MY GROUP!"

"...we went over that..."

"WHY AM I IN GROUP #7!?"

"Because that's where you were placed, NOW STOP COMPLAINING!" Iruka yelled, quieting Sasuke's attempts to wriggle his way out of hell.

"Don't worry Sasuke," Xeala said with an evil look, "we'll make sure you do fine..."

"...can I be exempt from this group?" Sasuke raised his hand in a final attempt.

"SHUT UP SASUKE!"

"; . ;" Sasuke looked very defeated, but anyway, Iruka finished naming off groups. Xeala looked around the room boredly.

"Iruka when do we meet our new senseis?" Xeala asked rudely.

Does she want to get rid of me that badly? Iruka thought, then replied, "...you're dismissed." Iruka walked out of the classroom. The little groups assembled and started chattering loudly.

"I'M GOING TO MAKE LUNCH!" Xeala jumped out of her seat excitedly and punched the air.

"...I'm going home." Sasuke said and stood up, then started walking away.

"W-wait Sasuke!" Sakura jumped out of her chair and tried to follow him. Xeala moved her foot out into the aisle.

"Oops," Xeala said as Sakura's face slammed into the ground.

"Grr... Xeala!" Sakura said loudly.

"...Xeala stop fooling around and go make food like a nice little girl," Sasuke said from the doorway of the classroom. Xeala looked up angrily.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Xeala screamed, then chased Sasuke out of the classroom.

Oh my god she's faster when she's angry I'm never gonna get away! Sasuke said and turned a corner, sprinting as fast as he could.

"SASUKE I'LL KILL YOU!" Xeala screamed with her arms stretched forward about to grab onto the back of his shirt and pull him down and pretty much mutilate him.

Maybe I don't need to outrun her... Sasuke hit his heels into the ground and stopped. In less than a second, Xeala had completely slammed into his back, having been caught off guard by him no longer running, and fell onto her back.

"...Xeala... you're an idiot," Sasuke said, then turned and started walking back home.

"Wait you! I'm not finished with yo-OW MY NOSE! SASUKE YOUR IN TROUBLE WHEN I GET HOME!" Xeala yelled, sitting up and rubbing her nose.

"Oh give up Xeala, just let's go we have to come back soon to meet our new Sensei so just stop complaining and start walking or whatever means of transportation you need to use in order to get home." Sasuke yelled from a few hundred meters away.

"I'LL BEAT YOU HOME!" Xeala said, then climbed a few crates next to her, then jumped onto the roof of the house. Looking over the massive amount of houses, Xeala set a straight line course to jump home, then took it, landing in front of the doorway just as Sasuke walked onto the street. "TOLD YOU SO!" Xeala said, then walked in.

"...grrr... Xeala..." Sasuke growled under his breath.

"Hey Xeala!" Naruto yelled from the kitchen, "Can you help me tie up Sasuke!?"

"HELLZ YEAH!" Xeala said excitedly, clapping her hands.

"Yeah!" Naruto yelled.

"Okay I have a plan, I'll grab some of the food in the fridge and put it on a tray, then when Sasuke walks in, I'll run up like 'Look Sasuke, FOOD!' and then you'll tackle him from your hiding place in the rafters!" Xeala said happily.

"...Did you just come up with that?" Naruto asked.

"...no..."Xeala averted her eyes, "QUICK HE'S COMING!" Xeala ran towards the kitchen and grabbed a plate, while Naruto attempted jumping into the rafters, "...this will have to do," Xeala said, filling a plate with food from the fridge.

"...Xeala your hair is completely messed up right now," Sasuke said from the doorway as Xeala turned around.

" ::twitch:: ...err... hi Sasuke! Look I got food already!" Xeala walked over with the tray of food.

"...Xeala... there's barely any food on this..." Sasuke looked sad.

"Oh well, you'll just have to deal with that then!" Xeala said, then hit him in the face with the plate as Naruto attacked him with his shadow clone jutsu, then thanked Xeala and ran outside.

"Xeala! LET ME GO!" Sasuke yelled at her from the ground.

"Nope," Xeala sat down with an apple in her hand, then took a big bite out of it, "Look Sasuke! FOOD! MM!!"

"XEALA CUT IT OUT I'M STARVING!"

"SO GOOD!" Xeala began rolling on the floor happily, paying no attention to Sasuke, who by now had probably started doing the escape jutsu.

"...Xeala... there's no food left..." an angry Sasuke said, looking around the kitchen, then returned his attention to the apple in Xeala's hand.

"Oh no you don't!" Xeala took a second bite out of the apple, attempting to finish it before Sasuke could pry it from her.

"GIVE ME THAT APPLE!"

"NOT UNLESS ::chew:: YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD ::chew:: HANDS!" Xeala yelled whilst eating.

SWITCHEROO!

TIME FOR AKATSUKI! WHEE!!

"So Itachi. When did you say that you and Kisame would be going out on your little 'excursion'?" Deidara asked jokingly from the couch.

"Deidara, I am going to tell you this nicely one last time," Itachi said solemnly, sitting on a different couch with tea, (TEA!) "We're going to leave in about 8 months time, and once more Deidara, I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!" Itachi yelled across the room and threw the burning hot tea onto Deidara's lap.

"OUCH DUDE THAT HURTS!" Deidara screamed and ran off, most likely towards a bathroom.

"Itachi, I'm guessing that wasn't tea." Kisame said, reading a magazine against the wall.

"Nope."

"Some kind of thing that will hurt and itch for days?" Kisame asked.

"Well, If I'm lucky, a few weeks, maybe a month or two," Itachi shrugged.

"Well we won't be hearing from him for a while then... hurray," Kisame said, then turned the page in his magazine.

OKAY END OF CHAPTER! DUNDUNDUDNDUN! I know I know horrible end right? Lolol okay review, or remember::holds up kunais:: I'LL KILL YOU!