Well, I'm having laptop troubles, so this could take a while. Love it or hate it, that is life.
Disclaimer: Me no owny.
WARNINGS!!! Uh, perversion? Swearing, other such impure stuffs, like Hana, Karasu, Youko, etc. Yeah, Someone's gonna hate me for this one.
Kurama had gone to bed alone, so he was very surprised to wake up in the morning with a certain blue-haired vampire curled up in his arms, looking slightly bored. Almost sensing his eyes on her, Hana turned, and grinned. Kurama blushed, having once again made the mistake of meeting her eyes. He sat up, and Hana pulled herself up beside him, grinning. Across the room, Harry sat up too, nodded to Kurama, and pulled a double take when he saw Hana. Hana waved cheerfully to him as Harry found his voice.
"Uh, Kurama, you know we're not supposed to have girls up here, right? Wait, isn't she in Slytherin?" All the other boys in the dorm sat up at once, the ones who hadn't met Hana yet adding in a confused chorus of 'SLYTHERINS IN OUR DORM?!', Jin looking around cheerfully.
"Hana! What be you doin' up here so early?" Hana blew him a kiss.
"Hiei's bed was full, so I spent the night here!" There was an outbreak of snickering at this, but those poor confused mortals still weren't at ease with this.
"How the hell did she get in our DORMITORY!?!" Kurama glanced down at the girl, studiously avoiding her eyes.
"Yes, Hana, how did you get here?" Hana pointed to the window, completely unaffected by the hostile stares from the normal Gryffindors.
"Through that window!" Immediately, there was a whole rush of partially-dressed boys to peer out the window, Kuwabara included. Suzuka got out of his bed after the rush had stopped, and casually shoved everyone else out of their spots to glance out the window, before walking back to Kurama's bed, where he looked at Hana.
"How? The wall's pretty damn smooth out there, and since I don't think you can fly..." Hana grinned at him, pointing to the other side of Kurama's bed.
"Karasu-chan carried me!" Kurama spun around and almost screamed as Karasu surfaced from a mound of bedding, smiling sleepily.
"Morning, Kurama." Kurama got out of the bed so fast all the sheets left with him, leaving a very confused Hana, who took one look at Karasu and burst out laughing, because Karasu had bed-head, and looked ridiculous. Karasu looked vaguely confused, but then one of the random boys in the dorm made himself known, looking a little green.
"Uh... you three were sharing a bed all night?" Hana nodded cheerfully.
"Against Kurama-chan's will, of course." Karasu raised an eyebrow at her.
"Why, of course? You do this sort of thing often?" Hana nodded cheerfully again.
"Yep! I sleep at his house three nights out of four anyway, and then it's down to the mood I'm in." The boy paled a little more, and the others looked between Hana and Kurama in fascination.
"But... you were all touching... all night?!" Karasu looked thoughtful.
"To the extent of my knowledge." Hana winked flirtatiously at the fox who was currently backed up against the opposite wall.
"Sometimes it gets to more than touching." The boy looked like he was about to throw up.
"That's DISGUSTING!" He was rewarded with several offended looks, then Hana grinned like the demi-evil maniac she is.
"Oh really?" She sent brief mental messages to Karasu and Kurama, and mentally shrugged when Kurama's came back a screaming denial. She reached over and grabbed Karasu, pulling him closer and kissing him passionately. Of course, Karasu wasn't surprised, this being the content of Hana's mental message. Hana was now up on her knees on the bed, pulling Karasu's body closer to hers as she kissed him. Karasu was a little unbalanced, but coping fairly well when Hana suddenly released him, and almost flew across the room to Kurama. She put one hand on either side of his head, and tilted it so he was looking into her eyes. He flushed a little, and Hana released his head, moving to brace her hands against the wall behind Kurama as she kissed him too, grinding her hips up against his. He moaned, and Hana released him too, using his shoulders as a base to do a handstand over his head and push him in the direction of Karasu. Kurama landed on the bed slightly confused, but both demon boys were turned on like a pair of light bulbs, so the fact that Kurama hated Karasu with every cell in his body was put on hold.
R&R? Even if you hate this chapter, don't let it turn you off the whole fic, KarasuxKurama is NOT going to be a real pairing.