Author: Enthalpy
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Horus glared at his sister. "Serenity? How could you betray me like this? You had something to do with this! I know you did!"
Serenity, Princess of the Imperium, looked confused. "What are you talking about?" she asked innocently.
He glared at her again. She ranked it at about a 9 on the 10 point scale of Primarch Angry Faces (TM). "You know perfectly well what I'm referring to!" Horus shouted, brandishing a fistful of papers which fluttered, revealing several flesh-toned images. Serenity noted that the entire stack had a pinkish-red tone when held up to the light.
"What?"
"Your printer is out of red ink," he just about screamed, pointing to one particularly lurid photo. "That's proof of your guilt!" Horus stormed out, reminding himself to throw the pieces of paper which he held into the nearest furnace. Vulkan's would do nicely.
Thus began the Horus Heresy, and the fall to Chaos of the Emperor's favored son.
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