Kitty: Operation: Find Haruhi is underway!
Kyoya: are you going to un-barricade the door?
Kitty: why?
Kyoya: you locked Eastin and Penguin out there the other day.
Kitty: so?
Tamaki: they're needed for this chapter!
Kitty: ...not entirely. Anyways, Sakura Dreamerz is making another appearance!
*gasps, then yells as Sora covers her ears* Haruhi's been HOSTNAPPED! What to do what to do...*gets an idea* Aha! *puts on my Sherlock cap and gets out a monocle and a magnifying glass* Dreamerz and co. Is on the case! Though I need two Watsons and I already have Sora...hmmm...*zips to Kyoya* Would you like to be my second Watson? I know that you are excellent in research and collecting data! *if he accepts, we go on our way to solve the mystery* Tally ho! *we leave and I give my truths and dares to Penguin*
It reads:
Kyoya will not be able to answer questions while were solving the mystery...^^; Im really sorry. In the meantime, you guys get them!
Penguin: NOOT NOOT! *as soon as you read this, you find yourself wearing a penguin suit* You will be in the suit for 3 chapters! Have fun! :3
Twins: Can you and try and look for any clues on Haruhi's disappearance around the Host Club? If you two find something, take a picture of it with your cellphone and send it to Kyoya!
Kitty: Can you, Tamaki and Penguin try and look for any camera footage that recorded the time of Haruhi's kidnapping? If you find anything suspicious, text or call any three of us about it!
Mori: Join the twins in their clue finding!
Hunny: You...have some cake! *a chocolate cake appears after you read this*
To Haruhi, wherever you are, Fear not! Me, Kitty, Penguin, and the hosts will rescue you!
Kitty: well, I'll take the requests since Penguin isn't here. [ glares at the door ]
Kyoya: what does "noot noot" mean...?
[ POOF! sound from out in the hallway ]
Penguin: [ muffled voice ] what the hell am I wearing?!
Kitty: [ snickers ]
Kyoya: I guess I can be your second Watson...
Twins: [ take off out the window to search for clues ]
Kyoya: [ phone goes off ] did the twins find a clue already? [ opens the picture and pales ] KAORU, DON'T SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR DICK!
Everyone else: OnO
Kitty: anyways...
Hunny: [ eats his cake with Usa-chan ]
Kitty and Tamaki: [ take off toward the camera room ]
Tamaki: [ searches Haruhi's laptop ] hey Kitty, I might have found something!
Kitty: what is it?
Tamaki: 'Haruhi' was watching lesbian porn on this last night according to her history.
Kitty: well either she didn't get kidnapped and enjoys what she enjoys, or some perv was on here last night.
Tamaki: [ texts Kyoya about it ]
Kyoya: [ responds telling him that Eastin had borrowed her laptop ]
Kitty: that's DISGUSTING.
Tamaki: [ nods in agreement ]
Twins: [ send Kyoya a picture of Haruhi's messenger bag outside her classroom ]
Kyoya: seems like Haruhi is still here.
Kitty: [ pulls a platter of giant tuna out of the closet in the camera room ] what...? [ sends Kyoya a text about it ]
Kyoya: it REALLY seems like she's still here!
Kitty: I'm building up suspense ending the chapter here, but I need a little bit of room to explain something before you all get bored and stop reading. I am currently debating whether or not I should create another fic with the same characters, including Eastin, Penguin, and I. It would be the same format as this one, but a little more constructed than the improv writing I do with these reviews. Send me a PM for details, since I don't have it all set up yet! Thanks for reading, and be sure to read the next update when it comes out when Haruhi is hopefully found! Noot noot!
Tamaki: noot noot?
Kitty: I thought it was a good way to finish the chapter, okay?!