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Tenten's alarm sounded loudly in her ears. "Shut up stupid alarm clock!" she yelled as she threw it against the wall where it broke into a bazillion pieces. She was so damn tired! And she really didn't want to go to class. But then, she jumped out of bed and she started smiling. Today was the first day she was going to school with Neji, a famous superstar who took her in and hired her as his maid because he needed one. Although she hated him sometimes because he made her dress in frilly maid uniforms with lots of lace and ribbons, she felt her heart flutter whenever he was around. Tenten was still confused why because she was just 17. She had long brown hair that was wavy and smelled like flowers, and her skin was tan but not too tan. Her parents died when she was little so she had no one to rely on. Except Neji, who took her in.

Her alarm clock tried, in its broken state, to ring again and she kicked it away because she was also a martial artist. She dressed in her favorite clothes, a pink t-shirt with pandas on it that said "KUNAIS RULE" and a pair of skinny jeans that hugged her in all the right places.

She walked downstairs where she saw Neji and gasped. He looked too good, even in the morning, with his eyes that looked like pearly moons. In a low, seductive voice, he asked if she was ready for school.

Tenten blushed but tried not to let that show on her face. "Neji you know I'm not going to fall in love with you like all those other girls will. I'm different. I'm not like them and you can't win me over so easily"

He smirked. "That is what you say now but don't worry soon you will be mine"

When they got to school Tenten met up with her three best friends, Ino, Sakura, Hinata. Ino was a girl with blonde hair that was really long and she had blue eyes. Ino was very athletic because she was a cheerleader. She liked a lazy guy named Shikamaru. Sakura was a very pretty girl that was studying to be a doctor. She had pink hair and green eyes, and really liked Sasuke, who was the most popular guy in school. Hinata was a shy and sweet girl who was Neji's cousin twice removed and her hair was really dark purple and she liked Sasuke's rival, a loud and sunny boy named Naruto. Hinata liked reading and wanted to be a kindergarten teacher. These people all hung out with each other and were best friends.

"So what's the deal with you and Neji?" Ino asked. "are you guys going out yet?"

Tenten blushed. "what are you talking about we aren't even like that. We are just friends and I like it that way."

Hinata pushed her fingers together shyly. "Well I think Neji really likes you because he's always looking at you and trying to impress you"

She looked around and Neji was surrounded by girls who all wanted his autograph and Sasuke was jealous of Neji's popularity. Tenten was angry for some reason that all these girls were over HER Neji wait her Neji? What did that mean? She tried to ignore the ugly feelings deep inside but she knew she was jealous that the other school girls were touching her man.

Suddenly Neji walked up to them and grabbed Tenten away and tried to kiss her right in the middle of the hallway! Tenten was so surprised that she yelled! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU JERK LET GO OF ME! I'M NOT A TOY THAT YOU CAN JUST PLAY AROUND WITH!"

Neji let go and looked at her with serious eyes. "Tenten you don't understand why I'm doing this. I really like you and want you to be my girlfriend."

All the girls gasped and one started crying because Neji was taken.

Tenten was so angry. "Well forget it you creep. You can't just try kissing me like that. I need to be wooed! You first have to take things really slow and do cheesy things like chase me down in the rain. You have to get jealous when another guy shows up in the picture and gives me chocolate. Then you have to play hard to get when I play hard to get and then buy me lots of presents to show you like me. And then, and only then, will I start to reciprocate and start liking you back. I think I like you right now but I'm too angry to think straight and I'm going to see a lot of misunderstandings when you hug another girl and I will get the wrong idea and shy away even though my heart keeps telling me I should be with you!"

"shut up," Neji said, and he kissed her for real and Tenten thought she was in heaven.

And when they got back from the first day of school, he made her dress up in a maid uniform with ribbons all laced up in the back. It had puffy sleeves and a dark blue apron with white lace and tulle on the edges. It was really cute and accentuated Tenten's curves and she wore dark heels too. "Why did you dress me up like this baka" she said, trying not to blush. Neji smirked and kissed her there was some tongue in there I think. "Because you look super hot in maid costumes."

Then Tenten put her hair down and Neji gasped because she looked so beautiful like that and then they made out and kissed a lot and did raunchy things and got in a relationship.

The end.

Ok i no this chapter is not my best work but please review and i will make it better i promise

no flames because flaming is mean

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...HAHAHAHHAHA trololololol Happy April Fool's you guys! I hope you enjoyed my best chapter ever. Were any of you fooled? Thought I got hacked? Let me know!

Obviously, not meaning to offend if this story is extremely similar to some of your writing, because I definitely wrote like this to begin with. ;) It's just an April Fool's joke, as a slight jest towards some very typical high school fanfics. I've been wanting to do something like this for a while but I keep forgetting...

Anyways. Challenge for you all-how many cliches and mistakes can you catch, or what annoys you the most about this chapter? Post either in the reviews or PM me...I'd love to see how you all perceive this.

And have no fear. The real chapter will be posted within the week (but only if you review because if I don't reach 400 reviews I won't post like seriously guys) (jk jk :D).

Questions, comments, concerns? :)

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