IIIII'MMMM BAAAAAACCCCKKKK!

Nymph: Now the lot of you will be like, huh? What does that mean? and I assure you it's nothing at all, it's not like I had just returned from the battlefronts of my home world, where a war has been going on for almost a decade on whether or not we all should have our own free will or anything! Nah, that's what smitty did. I just got back from california, and im am pissed i missed the premiere! Whatever, i can always rely on on demand and the internet to find that thing. Smitty's working on the next star's suitor chapter, and after we'll have another magical mercenary.

REVIEWS!

Dark Absol: Thank you, and it's dude and dudette, if you please! We most definitely will, and i see it more as a mercenary thing.

SonicELITE: Gotta love ol' raging sex machine, as he calls himself. Oh and don't worry, our manipulation over continuuites is unbeatable, besides, we're insane enough to do anything!

Godlegend: Since I cannot be punished for writing a fictional story about fictional disney characters about breaking the fourth wall on a fanfiction site, yes I do believe that makes us above consequences. Glad you enjoyed it though, my compadre bro fam mate pal friend acquaintance homie buddy colleague ally partner sir! Sorry.

Anonymims: Yes, as authors we have the ability to truly alter everything, rewrite destiny, and manipulate faith. Such great power we hold and what do we do? We make disney characters kiss for our entertainment. Truly, a rational way to use our abilities. Thank you!

heroaedrianmontilla: As much as I hate referring to myself as this, would you expect the great Smimph to do any less? Thanks you, and we already have the next one in mind, mi amigo!

Guest Sorta: Smitty will indeed go! If that is what you are implying...*voice becomes distorted and demonic*...THEN I HAVE ANOTHER MIND TO PENTRATE. *voice becomes normal* Nah, he's not...

probably...

ThunderMist36: Happy to hear we brought a smile on another one's face! Yes, our mentor has taught us well, that blue genie. I wish to continue to hear from you again!

anyway, today I bring you this short fic, one that i literally though up of five minutes ago and rushed onto my computer to write! It's shorter than a planck length, but here we go!

Star dug through an old closet of the Diaz residence, finding a peculiar black box buried under a pile of other board games.

"Hey Marco, what's this?" Star asked, bringing the box over to her best friend.

"It looks familiar, what's inside?" He asked.

Star lifted the lid of the box, scouring through the contents. She pulled a deck of black cards and a deack of white cards.

"Neat! An earth card game!" She exclaimed.

"What do they say Star?"

Star drew a card from the deck, analyzing what was written on it.

"Hey Marco, what's the "Oedipus Complex?"

Marco immediately stuffed the cards back in and left to go burn it.

Ah, I love the inhumane, disgusting, one-way ticket to hell that is the board game cards against humanity. im not crazy, but expect a real chapter soon!