Wow. 20 chapters. I'm already beating Poles by more than two times it's chapters, but it would have more words then this... Meh. It's the holidays! *throws confetti*
"Fool!"
No, no, Chisaki, you're meant to be saying that to Ichigo, not me. I ditched my daily upload yesterday... I'm sorry... Anyway, as said before, this story will change, and I think some of you guys are getting tired of the humans/shinigami routine. Tell me if it was a good idea, or not please!
Chad, Orihime, Ichigo, Rukia, Yachiru and Uryu were sitting down, playing Monopoly, while supervising Chisaki.
"Damn it," Ichigo cursed as he got put into jail again.
"You really suck at this game, Kurosaki," Uryu said, while having a hefty load of paper money in front of him.
"Ichi, give us the squares so I can go!" Yachiru the banker said. (She obtained that after last chapter's events.)
"Fool!" Chisaki shouted at Ichigo.
"Shut up, you," Ichigo muttered, while handing over the dice.
"Pervert!" She then shouted.
"I'm not a pervert!" Ichigo shouted.
Uryuu pushed up his glasses and said, "She's right, you know."
"Why you..." Ichigo snarled.
"One, two, three, four," Yachiru counted, as she moved her piece down the track. "You're next, Pencil!"
"I refuse to be called by that name," Uryu said.
"Just go, Ishida-kun," Orihime said.
"Fine," he said, and picked up the dice.
Despite there being six people looking after Chisaki, she had crawled off... Again.
However, this was really good for Ulquiorra, who had come to the Kurosaki house, just to kidnap Chisaki for Aizen. He was wearing a device that blocked out his reaitsu, strikingly similar to Urahara's coat, which Szayel had made for these purposes. Ulquiorra snatched up Chisaki, who had fainted the sight of him, and in true kidnapper fashion, he had left a note, saying;
"Listen up, you trash. I've taken that trash baby of yours to Las Noches, to Lord Aizen. You trash can try to take her back, but you won't be able to, because you're trash.
Ulquiorra
P.S. Orihime, you're trash."
Then he opened a Garganta, and vanished from the human world.
When Chisaki opened her eyes next, it was in the hall of Las Noches, and Aizen was perched on his throne in front of her.
"You're awake, little Chisaki, aren't you?" Aizen asked.
Chisaki just looked at him, then pointed at him, and shouted, "Pervert!"
Aizen just smiled at her, but everybody knew that he was actually pissed. The evil dude, who was going to conquer everything, just got called a pervert, by a baby. That wouldn't have gone down well with someone else, but this was Aizen, and he had a facade to maintain.
He looked at the other Espada gathered around the sides of the hall, and said, "All of you Espada are going to look after this baby, in turns. The time limit which one has to look after her has yet to be decided, so Ulquiorra will look after her for the time being. And no one will kill the baby."
There were many groans that came from the Espadas, but were silenced by Aizen's glare.
"I've gotta' question, Captain Aizen," Gin started. "Why kidnap tha' poor baby?"
Aizen smiled. "Why Gin, it's because she has reaitsu. It's small, but I recon it was enough to see Ulquiorra here. Right, Ulquiorra?"
The emo nodded. "Yes, she could see me, Lord Aizen,"
"So yore's gonna ta' raise her ta' get her reaitsu when she's older, Captain?" Gin asked.
"Yes, that is true, Gin," Aizen said.
The meeting then continued on, about how they were going to take over all the worlds, crush the Gotei 13, etc.
Then the meeting was over, and Ulquiorra took Chisaki with him to his room. He then locked his door, put Chisaki on the floor, sat on his bed, and started to write emo poetry.
As everybody knows who reads this, it was a bad idea. I'm not making fun of emos, or people who write poetry, I'm just making fun of Ulquiorra in this story. I know it stopped at a cliff hanger, but it's getting ready for the next chapter. So, was it a good idea, or not? I recon it gives people a change of pace, and I'm not doing the same things over, and over, and over again. Meh, review!