My Best Friend's Girlfriend's Best Friend
Summary: Cindy becomes friends with Sierra Antfee, a girl who shares Cindy's best interests. But Howard becomes rude to Sierra only because she's the daughter of Mac Antfee. But then Sierra ends up discovering that Randy's the ninja. Will Randy's secret ever be safe?
Guest Starring: Avery Buttowski
A/N: A little help from Stinkfly3
A/N: The song "On the Right Track" by Pippin was suggested by Stinkfly3
Hilda sat on the chair in a well-mannered position as Principal Slimovitz walks inside the principal's office. Hilda can't figure out why she's called in to the principal's office, more specifically, the principal's office in a local high school one Monday afternoon. Calling in to the principal's office in an elementary school seems fine, if this was Bobby's case. But getting called in to the principal's office in high school seems unusual for Hilda. In all of her times as a mother of three children who inherited their father's ghost powers, Hilda knew better than any other mother that her two teenage daughters are good students – save for Cindy who only got five detentions in elementary school, back in Chicago.
Still, Hilda couldn't figure out why Principal Slimovitz called her to meet him if Lina and Cindy are good students? Did they get involved in a fight? Did they get hurt? Did some sick pervert think he could mess with Hilda's daughters without her knowing it? If so, then Hilda would have to use her motherly instincts to tell that pervert off and keep him away from her daughters.
"Sorry if I called you in at this time of hour, Mrs. Buttowski." Principal Slimovitz apologized to Hilda.
"Oh that's alright," Hilda replied. "I got called in a lot from Bobby's school, so that's pretty normal for me. Who knows what sort of trouble Bobby and his friends are going to get themselves in to lately at Norrisville Elementary."
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At Norrisville Elementary, Bobby, Ricky and Irene are seen rolling toxic barrels in the empty hallways, each kid barrel-rolling a toxic barrel.
Bobby, Ricky and Irene: Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rawhide
Bobby: Rolling, rolling, rolling
Toxic barrel rolling!
Irene: They're so hot and glowing!
Ricky: We'll die!
Soon, the toxic barrels roll outside of the school and came tumbling down the stairs. But the toxic barrels ended up landing near the parking lot of the school, causing the toxic to slither its way out of the barrel and into the parking lot, dissolving dozens of cars. The kids could even hear the agony scream that came from one person – Principal Rimsky.
"We're busted." Ricky muttered in fear as Principal Rimsky; a short, fat baldy man with a bushy moustache walks up to the trio outside.
Compared to Howard, Principal Rimsky is a feet taller than the chubby freshman. Unlike Howard, Principal Rimsky had a few problems keeping fit and, according to Ricky, passes out every time he tries to exercise. He wore a teal suit, complete with a red tie.
"You three!" Principal Rimsky yelled at Bobby, Ricky and Irene. "My office! NOW!"
()()()()()
Back at Norrisville High …
"So what do you want to tell me about?" Hilda asked Principal Slimovitz.
"It's Cindy." Principal Slimovitz answered Hilda's question as a tall, beautiful redhead woman enters the principal's office and stood by Principal Slimovitz. "I'd like you to meet our student counselor, Ms. Tulip. She will tell you what's going on with Cindy."
Ms. Tulips is a tall, beautiful redhead woman whose long silken hair is tied in a bun, has fairly tanned skin and beautiful lime eyes. She wore a rather dark business suit, a pair of reading glasses and a pair of black high heels.
"It's nice to meet you in person, Mrs. Buttowski." Ms. Tulip greeted Hilda. "In the past few months alone, according to these files. Cindy seems more interested in hanging out with boys than hanging out with other girls."
"Well, it seems normal for Cindy, after what had happened three years ago that made her seem uninterested in girls." Hilda explains Cindy's situation to Ms. Tulip. "The only known females she hangs out with are her own relatives, mostly cousins of hers. And to be honest, I really want Cindy to make friends with another girl, if that's not a major threat to society."
"I see." Ms. Tulip nods her head in agreement before looking at her files. "What concerns me more than troubling students is who Cindy hangs out with. You must know who her friends really are and learn to recognize a bad influence upon them."
"Well, Randy Cunningham seems like a nice boy to be with." Hilda explains. "I can actually see that he and Cindy had some sort of brother-sister relationship that we rarely see on other teens, though I think they'd make a very cute couple, even though they both tried to deny the fact. Howard Weinerman on the other hand … he can be quite rude and a bit of a bad influence, but he had proven to at least be a good friend to Cindy on more than one occasions."
"Yes, but Cindy can do better than just have two males friends and act like one of the boys." Ms. Tulip assured Hilda. "I don't know if Cindy had already told you this but, do you remember the one time when the school decided to have a practice emergency lockdown until a ghost decided to scare the students?"
"Oh, Cindy told me that incident a week ago and wouldn't drop the subject." Hilda brushes Ms. Tulip off. "I was a bit scared that Cindy, Randy and Howard were in the hallways during the lockdown, especially when Randy had to wear a cast on his arm for about a week. Yeah, I remembered Howard making a bet on both Cindy and Randy that if they can spend the whole session out in the hallways, he'd buy them a McBurger. I thought it was scary, but it was also kinda what friends do to each other."
"Now listen to me very carefully, Mrs. Buttowski, because I will only tell you this once." Ms. Tulip advised Hilda. "As a mother of a 14-year old teenager, you will go to Cindy once she gets home from school and you will tell her to start making female friends. Perhaps one female friend should change Cindy's opinion on other girls."
"Thank you, Ms. Tulip." Hilda thanked Ms. Tulip as she walks out of the office. "I'll do it tonight."
But when Hilda left the office, she fails to notice Ms. Tulip's unusual smirk.
()()()()()
"I'm so glad you're finally out of that cast, Cunningham." Howard told Randy as he, Randy and Cindy walk home from who-knows-where after school. "Most of our ninja situations have becoming a lot tougher last week."
"Tough, but it's worth it." Randy replied as he feels his right arm. It stings a little. "Kinda stings right now, but I'll get used to it eventually."
"Maybe we can forget about it for a while by watching a Japanese monster movie at my place." Cindy added. "I heard this movie's so scary and good, you'll end up wetting your pants."
"So honkin' bruce." Howard cried excitedly as the trio run up to Cindy's place. "I can't wait to watch it!"
So the trio arrived at Cindy's place and they all headed off to the basement to watch a movie. Upon arriving home, none of the teens took notice of Bobby having a conversation with a 12-year old girl who has very short brown hair, unique indigo eyes, tanned skin and wore a white T-shirt under a brown leather jacket with the number 12 on it, pinkish yellow boots and black leggings under a jean skirt. She seems a bit serious with bits of awesomeness hidden underneath her serious face.
"So you got in trouble at school again?" the girl asked Bobby.
"It ain't my fault, Avery." Bobby explained to the girl, Avery. "Yeah, the whole toxic barrel-rolling thing is pretty awesome, and I'll admit that Ricky's got mad skills when it comes to barrel-rolling, despite being a geek. But, Principal Rimsky's got a huge vendetta on me!"
"Well, if you don't make one too many troubles at school, maybe he won't have such a huge vendetta on you."
"That's the problem - not only does he have a vendetta on me since I came here, Principal Rimsky's holds a huge grudge against all of us at Norrisville Elementary execpt Dickson Antfee, the bully."
"Compare your principal with Principal Henry from Mellowbrook Elementary." Avery makes comparasion between Rimsky and Henry. "While your principal hates children but the bully, Principal Henry may be firm but he's also a fair man and is doing what's best for his students."
Bobby was a bit astonished. "Okay, I see your point."
"Maybe Rimsky's doing that to make sure you and all the other kids at you school have a great future." Avery eplained. "He possibly couldn't be that evil."
"Thanks for reminding me that." Bobby replied sarcastically. "I was being sarcastic here."
Somewhere in the Buttowski residence, Hilda was in the living room, reading a magazine when she saw Cindy, Randy and Howard running to the basement. Thinking quickly, Hilda follows them to the basement where she saw the three teenagers gettig ready to watch a movie. Now's the time to make her move on Cindy.
"Cindy, can I talk to you for a quick second?" Hilda asked Cindy as she escorts her to the doorway. "In private?"
Cindy looks at Randy and Howard who simply gestured her to accept Hilda's question. Cindy sighs as she follows Hilda out of the basement. Hilda's face formed a concerned look.
"Starting tomorrow, I want you to start making female friends." Hilda told Cindy.
Cindy becomes shocked after hearing what Hilda had told her, "You want me to hang out with girls?"
"Cindy, I know you don't want to socialize with them, after what had happened three years ago, but I feel that making friends with another girl would do you good." Hilda explains the situation to Cindy. "You're not going to spend the rest of your life socializing with just boys, are you?"
"It's better to be friends with a numbskull boy than be friends with either a goody two-shoes girl or a completely girly girl." Cindy replied. "And Kendall's both of those two types."
"Oh stop blaming Kendall for all of this, Cinnamon!" Hilda barked at Cindy which catches her off guard. "She was a good girl who did the right thing by making sure you never hang out with troubled teenagers who possess drugs and alcohol! Could you imagine what would happen if Kendall had not informed me about it three years ago?"
Cindy didn't say anything but roll her eyes.
"Anyway, Mrs. Antfee just called and said to me that she and her daughter would love to have dinner with us in our place tomorrow at 6." Hilda said to Cindy who is shocked to hear that Mac Antfee, enemy of the ninja, had a wife and daughter. "That would be a great opportunity for you and Mrs. Antfee's daughter to get to know each other and be friends."
Then Hilda left Cindy who returns back to the basement with Randy and Howard. Hilda came across Bobby who is still talking to Avery, only this time it's Avery's turn to tell Bobby her story.
"Wow." Bobby awed after Avery finished her story. "You went to Quahog, got a nightmare with a clown in it during a terrible storm, got injured multiple times while defending the ones you loved, nearly avoided death after falling into the waterfall, sank into a quicksand, fell of a cliff, rescued the damsel from a dirty crook and you discovered that you were a halfa while saving the world from a dirty crook who wants to take over the world?"
"That pretty much sums it up, yeah." Avery replied.
"I'm not done with you yet, Bobby." Hilda warned Bobby who is caught off guard. "We'll discuss your behaviour from school later."
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"She wants you to do what?" Randy asked Cindy as the three teenagers are watching a movie.
"She wants me to start making female friends." Cindy replied to Randy and Howard. "Apparently she thinks you guys aren't good enough for me to socialize with."
"Oh come on, we're not that bad of an influence!" Howard defended his case. "I'm just as innocent since the day I was born."
"Yeah right." Randy muttered which caused Howard to give him a death glare.
"Anyway, my mom said we're having a dinner with Mrs. Antfee and her daughter tomorrow in hopes that I could actually make a female friend." Cindy added.
This immediately shocks both Randy and Howard respectively. Cindy could easily see the shocked faces from her friends. She rolls her eyes.
"I know. Didn't realized that the ex-ninja of 1985 had a wife and daughter."
"For the ninja's sake, don't make friends with Mac Antfee's daughter." Howard warns Cindy. "For all we know, she could just as evil as her father."
"Give her a chance, Howard." Randy assured Howard. "She might be the exact opposite of her dad. We'll never know unless we actually meet her in person."
Before anyone else could say another word, the Nomicon glows while inside Randy's knapsack. Randy immediately pulls the Nomicon out of his knapsack and before he could open it, Howard grabs hold of the book.
"Wait till the movie's over, Cunningham!" Howard told Randy. "Then you can go into the Nomicon."
"It could be important, Howard." Randy responded, but the Nomicon got snatched by Howard.
"Nothing's more important than watching a scary monster movie!"
"Give me the Nomicon." Randy demanded.
"Nope." Howard refused which resulted in the two boys having a tug of war with a book.
"Give me the Nomicon!"
"The book's not going to do anything for 2 hours!"
As Randy and Howard struggled on who's getting the Nomicon, Cindy blasted Howard with a ghost ray, causing him to let go of the Nomicon.
"A ninja's duty is more important." Cindy told Howard. "I supposed you know it better than what you know about Mac Antfee's daughter."
"One, ha-ha, duty." Howard laughed before giving Cindy a glare. "And two, how dare you?"
"Whatever." Cindy shrugged it off while Randy finally opens the Nomicon and lets his spirit get pulled inside. His lifeless body collapsed onto the couch in a rather awkward position.
While inside, Randy was in a dojo where he saw a genie's lamp appears in front of him and out came a puff of pink clouds, but instead of the usual advice, the pink clouds shows Randy a young girl with short red hair, vibrant green eyes and a simple outfit consisting of a plain sleeveless black dress and red sandals.
"Hello Randy." the girl greeted Randy.
"Who are you, and how did you know my name?" Randy asked the girl. The girl simply rolls her eyes while letting out a small smile.
"You may not know me as of now," the girl told Randy. "But you do know me before."
Randy doesn't get what the girl was saying to him.
"Are you sure I know you before?" Randy asked the girl. "Cuz it kinda looks like the Nomicon created you instead."
The girl quickly glows red in anger, scaring the crap out of Randy. "How dare you say that to me!?"
"Sorry!" Randy apologized as he covers his eyes to prepare for the worse from the angry girl.
Surprisingly, nothing happened. When Randy opens his eyes, he saw the girl being calm again and letting out a small chuckle.
"Fooled ya." the girl said to Randy through laughs. "You didn't really think I would create myself, did you?"
This time, Randy is confused. "What? Are you saying that you're ..."
"Yep, I'm the Nomicon." the girl, Nomicon replied to Randy.
Randy was too speechless to say something, so speechless that Nomicon strikes up a musical number as pen inked musical notes float around her and a speechless Randy.
Nomicon: You look frenzied, you look frazzled
Peaked as any alp
Flushed and rushed and razzle-dazzled
Dry your lips, damp your scalp
Now I can see you're in a rut in
Disarray
And I'm not one to butt in
But in fact I must say
If you'd take it easy, trust awhile
Don't look blue, don't look back
You'll pull through in just awhile
'Cause you're on the right track
Randy: On the right track (Nomicon: Uh huh, uh huh)
On the right track (Nomicon: Take it easy, ninja)
On the right track (Nomicon: Take it easy, ninja)
On the right track (Nomicon: Take it easy)
Nomicon: Why look flurried
Randy: Flustered
Nomicon: Keep those
Randy: Hopes aloft
Nomicon: Keep cool as custard
Randy: Trying hard
Nomicon: Stepping soft
Randy and Nomicon:There's no trick to staying sensible
Despite each cul-de-sac
'Cause each step's indispensable
When you're on the right track
Randy: On the right track (Nomicon: Uh huh, uh huh)
On the right track (Nomicon:Take it easy, ninja)
On the right track (Nomicon: Take it easy, ninja)
On the right track (Nomicon: Take it easy)
Both Randy and Nomicon did a musical dance break where pink clouds took them high in the air. Out came pen inked musical notes that came out from a genie's lamp.
Nomicon: Many when things get dank will feel their grip go
We stay tranquil, spirits high, pulses low
Randy: But! What I've left behind looks trifling
What's ahead looks black
Am I doomed to spend my life a-lingering on
Nomicon: Lingering on
Randy: Just lingering on
Randy and Nomicon: Malingering on the right
Randy: Oh, I'll never find it ... never ... never ... never ... never
Suddenly, the pink clouds pull Randy inside the genie's lamp. Nomicon waves goodbye to Randy as Randy himself goes back to the real world.
Nomicon: Easy, ninja ...
You're on the right track!
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The next day at school, Cindy was getting her book for next class from her locker. So far during the day, Cindy hasn't make a single female friend, despite what Hilda had told her yesterday. Also, Randy was sick so he had to stay home, leaving Cindy to hang out with Howard for a while until she can make friends with a girl. Heidi doesn't count because she reminded Cindy of Kendall for some reasons. Cindy couldn't say that Heidi's not her friend and all, not because she was being too preppy and nicey all the time, but because of the one golden rule when making friends - friends never keep secrets from each other. And that would be a major problem to not only Cindy's secret of being a halfa, but a even bigger problem to Randy's duty as the ninja. If Heidi finds out that Randy's the ninja and posted it online, the sorcerer, McFist, or Mac Antfee would probably use this advantage against Randy. Theresa doesn't count either because she already has a female best friend - Debby Kang. And Debby Kang doesn't count as well because her entire personality reminded Cindy of Kendall - smart and sarcastic. But at least Debby's heart is more pure than Kendall's for some reasons, but you get the idea.
So while heading off to class, Cindy immediately stopped, just in time to witness a fight between a red robotic dragon and a teenage girl who seems to be a bit taller than both Cindy and Randy. She wore what seems to be a sapphire blue oversize crew-neck sweatshirt with a pink heart in it that was most fashionable in the 80s, a red bandana around her head, red leggings that is cut off by the feet and a pair of black slippers that seems good for exercise. She had icy blue eyes, a peachy skin with freckles on it and a strawberry-blonde afro with bangs.
Cindy watched as the strawberry-blonde girl muttered what seems to be some sort of magic spells and then, pink lightning bolts came right out from the palm of her hands. The lightning bolts zapped the red robotic dragon, but it did little damage. Instead, the red robotic dragon grabs the girl and drags her away across the hallway, causing Cindy to take matters into her own hands and chase after the dragon. Along the way, Cindy blasted some ghost rays at the red robotic dragon, causing the monster to let go of the teenage girl. Cindy lets out a huge energy blast at the dragon which caused to robotic monster to explode into bits, forming a pile of hot scraps. Cindy then walks up to the teenage girl.
"You okay?" Cindy asked the girl.
"I think so." the girl replied. "Thanks."
"No problem." Cindy shook hands with the girl. A somewhat good time to make friends with a girl. "Name's Cinnamon, but you can call me Cindy."
"Sierra." the girl, Sierra cheerfully replied as she gives Cindy a hug. "Again, I thank you for rescuing me."
"Yeah, no problem." Cindy cried through Sierra's iron hug. "You're kinda crushing me."
"Sorry." Sierra lets go of Cindy. "You must forgive my iron grip for enduring the hug of death."
"Yeah, I should." Cindy replied back before thinking of another question to ask. "So, I saw you having superpowers, am I right?"
"Yep." Sierra smiled. "But don't tell anyone else though. They'll think I'm a freak."
"Got it. You know how you got them?"
"If I tell you how I got my superpowers, will you tell me how you got your superpowers?" Sierra asked. "You used it to save me, right?"
"Sure."
"I was born with superpowers." Sierra explained. "I got them from my mom who is also born with superpowers."
"Sweet. I got it the same way, but superpowers, more like ghost powers, are the family genes from my dad's side of the family." Cindy explained to Sierra. "The only downside on it is that me and my siblings aren't allowed to use our powers in public, or people will think that we're freaks."
"That's kinda sad." Sierra sadly replied. "I know how that feels."
Sierra becomes sweet again as she demonstrates her powers to Cindy. "Though I don't think you'd quite realize what you've got here. So why don't you just luminate whilst I aluminate the possibilities."
Sierra: Well Akane Cooper had them ninety thieves
Nomicon-ie had eight hundred tales
But friend you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand new magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is be my friend
And I'll say
Madame Cindy, girl
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a friend for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is be my friend- and oh
Madame Cindy, girl, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you gothic girl.
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
Just then, the bell rang.
"Well, at least we're becoming great friends." Sierra cheerfully told Cindy as the girls head off to their respective classes. "Hope to see you later."
"Yeah," Cindy replied. "See ya."
But little does both Cindy and Sierra know, Ms. Tulip emerges from the hallways and saw the whole thing. She jots down something onto her notepad and quietly walks away.
()()()()()
After school, Cindy heads home. Before she could walk inside, Hilda blocks her way.
"You're just in time, Cindy." Hilda told Cindy as she brings her inside. "Mrs. Antfee and her daughter are expecting us."
Inside the Buttowski residence, Hilda brings Cindy to the living room where they saw (much to Cindy's surprise) Sierra and her mom. Sierra's mom looks like a much older version of Sierra, but her afro is more of a reddish-brown color. Like Sierra, the adult woman have icy blue eyes, but she doesn't have any freckles and yet she has teal eyeshadows. She wore a maroon kate silk sheer top, pearl necklaces, a pair of beige bellbottom pants, a pair of black slippers, a pair of golden hoop earrings and around her head was a thick black string that has three rubies dangling in front of her forehead. Cindy could tell that Sierra's mom might be a fortune teller, or a gypsy.
"H-Hi." Cindy nervously greeted the women as she takes her seat. "You must be Mrs. Antfee."
"True, but you can call me Morgana." the woman, Morgana kindly replied to Cindy. "I never liked to be called Mrs. Antfee anyway."
"I didn't know we'd run into each other again." Sierra nervously said to Cindy.
"Yeah." Cindy replied nervously which caused both Hilda and Morgana to become suspicious.
"You two know each other?" Hilda asked Cindy and Sierra.
"Uh ... yes." Cindy replied.
"We do." Sierra also replied.
This made both Hilda and Morgana squeal with joy as they hug each other and jump around like morons. Cindy and Sierra exchanged terrified looks.
"We should head to my room." Cindy told Sierra. "This scene's gonna kill me."
"Yes, we must." Sierra replied as she and Cindy head off to Cindy's room.
Roughly around the same time, Avery walks into the living room with a can of Cheetah Chug, but upon seeing Hilda and Morgana hugging and jumping around like morons, Avery spits her drink out in shock.
"It's Wacky Jackie all over again." Avery muttered as she leaves the living room silently.
()()()()()
In Cindy's room ...
"Favorite color?" Sierra asked Cindy.
"Lavender." Cindy replied. "Favorite music artist?"
"Avril Lavigne." Sierra thinks of another question. "Favorite movie moment?"
Cindy blushed. "You're gonna think it's cliche."
"I won't. I promise"
"Okay." Cindy confessed. "That escape scene at the begininning of the first Indiana Jones movie, y'know, the one with lots of booby traps and it took place in 1936."
"I know the one!" Sierra cried happily. "You like that movie?"
"Totally. Me and my cousins watch that movie all the time back in Chicago." Cindy replied. Sierra smiled.
Never thought I'd say this but, we're actually becoming great friends. Cindy thought as she and Sierra shared laughs and talks. I know Sierra's an Antfee but, she's not as bad as Howard thought she'd be. Maybe Randy and Howard could give Sierra a chance and let her be their friends.
()()()()()
Melody Times: "Killer Queen" performed by McFist:
We see McFist in his office, admirely looking at the picture of his wife Marci.
McFist: She keeps her Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline
Just then, robo-apes came inside and become dancers.
McFist: Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
Robo-Apes: She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatin
Dynamite with a laser beam
McFist: Guaranteed to blow your mind
Robo-Apes: Anytime
McFist: Ooh, recommended at the price
Instatiable an appetite
Robo-Apes: Wanna try?
McFist: Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussycat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild
She's all out to get you
Robo-Apes: She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatin
Dynamite with a laser beam
McFist: Guaranteed to blow your mind
Robo-Apes: Anytime
McFist: Ooh, recommended at the price
Instatiable an appetite
Robo-Apes: Wanna try?
As soon as the song ends, McFist is glaring at the robo-apes.
"What are you metal idiots doing here?" McFist yelled. "Get out of my office!"
The robo-apes obeyed as they leave the office.
()()()()()
"... and so we listened to some punk music and made a few jokes last night." Cindy told Randy and Howard about what happened last night during lunchtime. "Never thought I'd say this but, Sierra Antfee and I are actually getting along quite nicely."
"Yeah right," Howard brushed Cindy off. "I bet Sierra's using you to get some secret information about the ninja and tell it to her dad."
As soon as Howard said those words, Sierra approaches the gang and took a seat next to Cindy. She gives the gang a sweet smile, although Howard, realizing that this girl was an Antfee, grabs a random bottle of water, takes a few sips and, accidentally spits it all out on Randy's face.
"That's Sierra Antfee?" Howard cried as he looks at a now nervous Sierra. "Thought she'd be fat or something."
Cindy gives Howard a death glare. Randy takes a good look at Sierra and something hits his head - Sierra's the same girl that got stanked two weeks ago. She's also the same girl who told Randy (as the ninja) that he was a better ninja than what Mac Antfee was in 1985. Could she be telling the truth about him? Or was it just a lie?
"This is my friends, Randy and Howard." Cindy introduces Sierra to Randy and Howard.
"Hi." Sierra cheerfully greeted Randy and Howard. Though Randy reponsed with a small smile, Howard gives Sierra a death glare.
"Who are you working for?" Howard rudely questions Sierra.
"No one," Sierra confessed.
"Don't play dumb with me." Howard sneered at Sierra. "I know what you're up to exactly."
"Uh, no you don't." Cindy told Howard.
"You don't believe me?" Howard questions Cindy. "I'll tell you through song on why Sierra's an evil bit-"
"Don't say it, Howard!" Cindy yelled at Howard.
Howard: Weeeeeelllllll
"Don't do it Howard!" Randy warned Howard.
Howard: Weeeeeelllllll
"I'm warning you!" Cindy yelled.
"Okay, okay." Howard admitted defeat as he leaves the scene.
"I'm getting pretty sick of Howard calling Sierra a -" Cindy spoke to Randy before Howard interrupts with song.
Howard: Weeeeeelllllll
Sierra's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She an evil bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
"Shut your fucking mouth Howard!" Cindy yelled at Howard.
Howard: On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!
"C'mon!" Howard cried at the other students. "You all know the words!"
Howard and students: Have you ever met my friend Cindy's friend?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Howard: Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's an evil bitch! (Students: Whoa!)
Sierra's a bitch
And she's such an evil bitch! (Students: Bitch!)
Have you ever met my friend Cindy's friend?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's an evil bitch!
Sierra's a bitch
And she's such an evil bitch!
I really mean it.
Sierra, she's a big fat fucking bitch!
Big ole fat fucking bitch, Sierra!
Yeah, Chaaaa!
As soon as Howard finished the song, Cindy and Randy could see Sierra crying as she leaves the cafeteria. Cindy gives Howard another death glare.
"Way to go, Howard." Cindy angrily said to Howard as she and Randy run off to find Sierra. "You just made Sierra cry. Now she's going to get stanked!"
"Hey. Antfees are a bunch of crybabies anyway." Howard replied. "It's not like Sierra's going to help free the sorcerer or anything."
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Meanwhile, deep underground where the sorcerer's prison is located, the sorcerer is taking a nap when he sensed something coming from above. Someone's miserable today. He lets out an evil smile.
"Mmmm, misery's in the air today." The sorcerer sneered evilly. "The feeling of reject is what I've smelled today. And it's a strong one."
"Another love triangle, your evilness?" Minion asked the sorcerer. "The last time you stanked someone who's involved in a love triangle, you nearly got free."
"Oh this isn't a love triangle, Minion." The sorcerer replied as he sees an image of a saddened Sierra. "Mmmm, this girl's got rejected by her best friend's other friends. She'll do nicely."
Sorcerer: I like being evil
It's part of my cycle
Stanking a kid is no problem
And so I will ...
But the sorcerer stops singing. "Y'know what, forget the singing. It's pointless."
The sorcerer gathers his stank and release them up into the air vents. He lets out an evil laugh.
"I think he's got talent with singing." Minion said while breaking the fourth wall.
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Back up above, Sierra is crying in the girls' washroom. She fails to notice green stank circling around her and enter her body. She felt weird as the stank changes her into a blue-furred, monstrous bear with strawberry-blonde afro and a heart mark on the right. Her red bandana glowed green. She then blacks out.
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"Sierra!" Cindy cried as she and Randy look in the hallways to find Sierra. "Sierra, where are you!"
"Howard may be a jerk, but he didn't really mean it!" Randy cried.
"Seriously?" Cindy questions Randy.
"He would've done the same thing to you on your first day here." Randy reasoned with Cindy.
"Good point."
Just then, a monstrous bear came crashing through the hallway. Both Cindy and Randy took notice of the monster being Sierra. stanked Sierra had destroyed most of the school properties, and teenagers everywhere are fleeing for their lives.
"Howard really did made Sierra miserable." Randy muttered as he grabs the mask and goes ninja, unaware that the stanked Sierra saw the whole thing behind Randy and Cindy's backs.
"The next time we see Howard, let's kill him." Cindy muttered in respond.
"Alright, Antfee! Let's rumble!" the ninja yelled at the stanked Sierra as he and Cindy prepare to fight her.
Cindy shot a couple of ghost rays at the stanked Sierra, though it only damaged her little. The stanked Sierra shot pink lightning bolts at Cindy, knocking her out in the process. This made the ninja slightly mad at the stanked Sierra.
"That was your friend, Sierra!" the ninja yelled at the stanked Sierra. "Are you trying to get her killed?"
But the stanked Sierra roared in response as she and the ninja continued fighting, causing more damage in school than other stanked kids. The ninja had to admit that Sierra's too strong to beat, but he can't do the same thing Mac Antfee did back in 1985. He has to find a way to destank Sierra once and for all. As if on cue, pink and blue arrows pointed at the glowing bandana. The ninja tries to make a run for the bandana, but the stanked Sierra slaps him away, sending him crashing into a wall.
"Note to self," the ninja weakly muttered as he tries to get up on his feet. "Never make Sierra miserable."
But the ninja was caught off guard when the stanked Sierra grabs him with her paw and look at him evilly. The ninja managed to get one of his hands free as he throws a ninja ring at the glowing bandana, ripping it into two. The stank immediately left the bandana and retreats back into the sewers. The stanked Sierra lets go of the ninja and changes back into human once more.
"Randy's ... t-t-t-the ... n-n-ninja." Sierra weakly whispered as she instantly fell unconscious. At the same time, Cindy regains her consciousness.
"What happened to her?" Cindy asked the ninja as she saw an unconscious Sierra.
"I don't know." the ninja replied. "You get Sierra to the nurse's office, while I handle Howard on my own."
"Good luck with that." Cindy replied as she drags Sierra to the nurse's office while the ninja smoke bombs out of here.
But little do they know, Ms. Tulip emerges from the hallways and saw the whole thing, but fails to hear what Sierra said before falling unconscious. She jots down something onto her notepad and quietly walks away.
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Back in the cafeteria, Howard was eating lunch when Randy shows up.
"Howard," Randy said to Howard. "We need to talk. About Sierra."
"Cunningham, I know what you're thinking, and you're right." Howard replied with a confident smile. "Sierra is an evil bitch."
"Not what I was going to say." Randy said in disappointment.
"Then what are you going to say about Sierra?" Howard asked again.
"I really don't think Sierra's bad news." Randy explained. "Yes, she may be Mac's daughter and all, but when I first met her two weeks ago as a ninja, Sierra wasn't as selfish, or mean-spirited, or a dirty fighter like her father. I see something very different about her through her icy blue eyes and cute little freckles."
"Like what?"
"For starters, Sierra was sweet, kind, naive and fun to be with, if only we get to know her better. And Cindy seems to get along with Sierra just fine, despite not getting along with other girls before."
"Yeah," Howard took a deep breath before talking again. "To be honest Cunningham, the only reason I was mean to Sierra was because she's Mac Antfee's daughter. I just assumed that she'd be just as evil as her father. I mean, we've already seen Dickson being like his father, so I thought Sierra would be the same."
"Howard," Randy talked. "Just because Sierra is Mac Antfee's daughter doesn't mean that she'll be just as bad as Mac is."
"You're probably right." Howard replied. "I let my own jealousy and hate get in the way again."
"True, but at least you're not the one who got stanked this time." Randy added.
Howard raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"If I'm not the one who got stanked, then who?"
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Minutes later in the nurse's office, Sierra woke up with a terrible headache. She looks around and noticed that she was on the patient's bed. Cindy is resting on the side of the bed.
"What happened?" Sierra asked as Cindy woke up. "How did I get here?"
"Do you remember what happened?" Cindy asked Sierra.
Sierra thinks. "No."
"Well, do you remember how you got stanked in the first place?"
"I remember that."
Cindy smiled and hugged Sierra. "Glad you're okay."
Sierra smiled, but lets out a sad face again. "Can you keep a secret?"
"Sure, I guess." Cindy replied, unsure of what Sierra is talking about.
"I know who the ninja is while I was stanked." Sierra replied. "It's Randy."
Sierra would half-expect Cindy to be shocked. The other half would be Cindy being angry at her. Instead Cindy smiled. "I know it too. And so does both my brother and Howard."
"Wow. That's a relief." Sierra replied in relief. "I thought you'd be mad at me for accusing Randy to be the ninja."
"I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at myself for not telling you this earlier. We were friends, and friends don't keep secrets from each others." Cindy confessed sadly. "Guess we weren't meant to be friends after all."
This time it's Sierra who is comforting Cindy. "Cindy, don't say thing you don't mean to say. You had a reason for not telling me this earlier, and I understand for Randy's safety. I swear in my life that I won't tell anyone about this, not even my dad. If we're going to be friends, Howard would have to get used to it, whether he'll like it or not."
"Thanks, Sierra." Cindy replied.
Just then, Randy and Howard came it.
"How are you doing, Sierra?" Randy asked Sierra with deep concern.
"I'm good." Sierra cheerfully replied.
"Listen, I'm really sorry for being such a shoob to you," Howard apologized to Sierra. "I just assumed that you'd be just as bad as your dad."
"It's okay." Sierra replied as she shifts her attention to Randy. "I know you're the Norrisville Ninja, and I promised myself to not tell anyone about it."
Howard facepalms. "I knew it! All good things have come to an end."
"It was my mistake to not look where I was standing." Randy apologized to Sierra. "I should've been more careful next time."
"You didn't know I was watching you while I was stanked, and , like I said before, I will never tell anyone about this. Ever." Sierra replied as she pulls out a guitar. "Let us express our newfound friendship through song."
"Now all good things have come back again." Howard said in relief.
Sierra: Just when I thought I had to make it alone
You were right there by my side
Making a stand holding my hand, the way you do
Then to remind me of a "me and you"
Cindy: When I'm with you all my doubts disappears
Like if I reach I'll touch the sky
You've got my back, pick up my slack when I can't see
But nothing keeps me up like knowing we'll be
Cindy and Sierra: Friends forever
Face whatever
Friends forever (Randy and Howard: Yay!)
We're never gonna be apart
Randy: All of us we are so oddly the same
The way we think, the way we play
Right from the start, so off the chart, about this thing
But we didn't know at first that we were making
Randy and Howard: Friends forever
Bond together
Friends forever yeah!
We'll always be there
Howard: Oh yes there also can be times that get rough
And all that can be said is "sorry"
That I were wrong and said some meaningless stuff
And we'll go on together through any nasty weather yeah!
Cindy and Sierra: Friends forever
(Randy and Howard: Friends forever)
Bond together
(Randy and Howard: Friends forever)
Friends forever
(Randy and Howard: Friends forever)
Bond together
Friends forever
Face whatever
(Randy and Howard: Friends forever)
Bond together
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Meanwhile after school, Ms. Tulip quickly walks up to the parking lot and approaches her vehicle - a silver Ferrari. Making sure no one is in sight, Ms Tulip starts the silver Ferrari and drove off, far away from Norrisville High. She continues on driving until she came across a really tall, red skyscraper with what seems to be a dojo located at the very top. She parks the silver Ferrari in a parking garage, just beside the skyscraper and proceeds to enter in an elevator which takes her up to the very top of the skyscraper where she then enters a red and golden hallway. Straight ahead, two tall and skinny red ninjas escort Ms. Tulip to a very large, blue door where they let Ms. Tulip in to a even bigger room. In the big room stood a huge screen that is attacted to the wall. At the far side of the room was what seems to be a throne fit for a supervillain. Guess who's sitting on it?
"I'm Mac Antfee!" Mac Antfee yelled as usual to Ms. Tulip. "World famous butt-whooper! Report!"
"Seems to me that your daughter, Sierra have allied with the ninja and his pesky friends, including the ghost girl. It all happened after the ninja destanked her." Ms. Tulip reported to Mac Antfee. "I failed to find out the ninja's true identity, but I'll be keeping an eye on the ninja's friends from now on, especially the one called Cindy since she is now friends with you daughter."
"You've done enough for one day." Mac Antfee ordered Ms. Tulip. "Why don't you give yourself the rest of the day off?"
Ms. Tulip nods as she leaves the big room. With Ms. Tulip gone, Mac Antfee lets out an evil expression.
"7 years we've been divorced, Morgana. And you did it all to keep little Sierra away from my influence." Mac Antfee sneered at the picture of Morgana, his ex-wife. "You can't protect her forever. She will help me destroy the ninja for good. THEN I'LL KICK EVERY BUTT IN NORRISVILLE AGAIN!"
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Extra Scene:
At the Buttowski residence, Cindy and Sierra are at the computer uploading a picture of what seems to be a younger Howard wearing a pink tutu.
"Don't you think you're being too hard on Howard?" Sierra asked Cindy. "I mean, that picture would scar Howard for life."
"He scarred you with that stupid song earlier, so we'll scar him with this picture we're going to upload on the internet." Cindy replied. "Then we're even."
"Well, you do made an interesting point." Sierra replied cheerfully. "Post it away."
So Cindy finally posted the picture on the internet. Tomorrow, the music will begin.