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I'm really trying to finish this story fast because I have this idea that I'm dying to play with. But I promise the story will lose none of its integrity.

Jasper's Point of View:

We were almost at Bella's house and I was trying to be an optimist. I wanted so badly to walk in and find Charlie asleep on the chair, although I knew that Jacob freak would be involved somehow because Alice couldn't see anything. I really was beginning to loath him with a passion-an unhealthy passion. I used to love Forks but now it was like my own personal hell. Werewolves, crazy vampires intent on killing my soon-to-be sister in-law, and then of course their was the Bella stuff. I loved Bella as my sister but I honestly couldn't wait to go to Alaska and make her one of us. I had trouble relaxing with her around, my house was supposed to be my escape from the smell of human blood. On top of all that, Alice had been going through one of her more extreme shopping phases. Bella had become her personal Barbie and she enjoyed playing that out on me when Bella was gone. So basically, I had nowhere to go anymore. I went to talk to my wife and within minutes I had become a drag queen. Although that somehow seemed to turn her on(a pleasant side-effect) I didn't like to wear heals.

I had completely forgotten Edward was around as I thought about the various outfits Alice had put me in over the past few months, not to mention the development of the name "Jazzy". Edward was having a laughing fit as soon as I thought of the batman outfit. I could've killed him then, or tackled him, but no, Bella was on his back. Oh just you wait, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, If you tell a single soul about this there will be hell to pay. I thought, intending on him hearing it. Much to my disappointment, his only reaction was a look of mock horror. What he didn't realize was that I had Alice on my side. Ha. He'll never win. I was, once again, lost in my thoughts on my way to Bella's. This time though instead of running a couple blocks ahead I ran right into the side of the house.

I stumbled back, internally cursing myself for bringing the waiting teasing upon myself. I finally looked up from my feet to find Alice looking at me with eyes as big as watermelons. Edward and Bella on the other hand. Well, I couldn't even describe the hilarity to myself. Everything about it was embarrassing. Bella's face was bright red when she stopped laughing and gasping for air.

"Jasper!" Bella squealed. "Looks like I'm no longer the klutz!" I had to snicker at that. She'd always be the klutz. For Bella Swan there was no escape of that title. I wouldn't be surprised if she ran into a wall in the next few minutes, just to add to the irony.

"Bella, no one will ever be able to take that title from you, don't worry." Her giggling stopped abruptly and she just stared back at me with pure hatred.

"Don't mess with me today, Jazzy." There was something purely evil behind the way she said my pet name. "Just wait, I'll be able to fight back soon enough." She didn't scare me but I could feel Edward's mood drop at the thought of her becoming one of us. I liked the idea. He snarled, apparently Alice was very "open minded" with her opinion on the subject of Bella's mortality. Bella groaned, she was right to groan. Edward did nothing but give her a hard time about the only thing she wanted from him…wait there was one more but I really tried to refrain from thinking about that one.

I sighed. "Since Edward is such a spoil sport, let's go look for Charlie." Alice walked over to me, finally.

"Jasper! You left a dent in the side of the house!" I looked back at the wall I had just run straight into. Sure enough there was a giant imprint of my long and lean body on the side of Bella's house. I had expected someone to yell or hit me, something that conveyed anger but instead they all just laughed more.

"This is going to be so much fun to tell!" Alice was jumping with excitement at my stupidity. I knew that that would come in at some point, I was hoping they'd take longer to think of it though. My hopes were down the toilet now as Edward opened the front door to the house.

They were all still laughing as we walked through the entrance. "I don't smell anything disgusting, so I doubt he's here." Bella smacked my brother on the shoulder at the comment. She held her hand to her chest from the pain that the smack had caused her. "Didn't you learn anything from your father?" Edward asked, rhetorically ready to continue without an answer but Bella cut in.

"Apparently not." Was all she said as she stomped up the stairs.

"Bella! He's not here! I can't see him or smell him. Plus I don't think Edward can hear him!" Alice yelled pleadingly up the stairs toward her favorite sister.

"Fine but if it turns out he was here the whole time and you made me run around town looking for him, you're dead." Bella was back at the foot of the stairs.

"So where are we going now Alice." I asked in my sweetest tone. I still wasn't quite sure if she was completely back from her earlier attack.

"I thought we'd check the station? Bella do you think that Jacob would take him there?" Bella pondered her question for a second.

"I'm not quite sure, but it wouldn't hurt to look."

"Okay then, it's decided." Alice whipped her head towards me. "We're going to the station."

"Wait it's about 6 am." Edward said while looking at the clock on Bella's stove. "How do we plan on getting in the station?"

Bella bounced over to the table where Charlie's gun was sitting. For a second I worried that the gun was what she was after. After a good minute of searching she turned around and dangled the keys in front of our faces.

"Nice," Edward said scooping Bella up and onto his back. "Let's get going." Alice and I nodded our head in agreement and Bella just kissed his neck. The mood became rather lustful in that second and I found myself kissing Alice.

"Oh my lord," I said to Bella. "You two really need to work on that bent up sexual tension." Bella's face turned tomato red as she buried it in Edward's shoulder. Edward turned to me, slower than usual, to yell at me. I had expected his full out anger but instead he spit on me. It was a genius idea except for the fact that it is very hard for a vampire to spit. My, usually smart, brother just turned around in frustration and headed towards the door.

Alice and I laughed at our sibling's reaction and headed out behind him.

What will the team find at the station! Jenkies! Maybe it'll be a clue! He he! I plan on actually writing more TONIGHT! I know, I just have all this pent up writing to let out. Plus I've been reading some fanfic lately so I'm kind of inspired at the moment! Please Review!