Can I get a monkey? - John Watson
Sherlock, I got 'Fish'. - John Watson
Is it a japanese fighting fish? - SH
Uhm.. - John Watson
If not, I don't want it - SH
It's not not not a Japanese fighting fish! :-) - John Watson
Don't be obtuse Watson - SH
Can I get a micro pig? - John Watson
What would it take for you to let me have my dog Holmes? - John Watson
You cannot have a dog! - SH
State your terms man! What would it take? - John Watson
You can't have one. - SH
Why not? - John Watson
They're irritating, noisy, messy and demand affection. Also, they require exercise and could be used against us - SH
I'd take care of all that! - John Watson
It would disturb my experiments - SH
Keep them out of reach, maybe then we will also have more space to cook and eat without risk of disease. - John Watson
The space they take up is not always under my control - SH
Just move them to a greater altitude, you have the limbs for it. - John Watson
Mrs. Hudson wouldn't allow it - SH
She's amenable. - John Watson
Mycroft would dispose of it - SH
Mycroft and I have an agreement. - John Watson
Why would Mycroft agree to something like that? Even he's not that stupid! - SH
It is not specifically concerning animals, but I could manipulate it into being so. - John Watson
What is it concerning then? - SH
Deduce it Sherly, for Mikey bound me to secrecy. - John Watson
Firstly - don't call me Sherly. Secondly - don't call him Mikey. Thirdly - since when has that ever stopped you telling me things before? - SH
Firstly- shut up. Secondly- Quite oddly, he doesn't mind it. Thirdly- does it really matter? - John Watson
Mycroft allows you to call him Mikey? Yes, it does matter, so tell me - SH
I know! And since I understand his reasoning for not telling you. - John Watson
Tell me what this 'agreement is' Watson. Or definitely no dog, ever. - SH
Ask your dear brother about the 'Pirate Ultimatum'. - John Watson
Mycroft's "in a meeting" and so "he can't be disturbed right now". You'll have to tell me - SH
Or you'll have to wait. - John Watson
John Hamish Watson. Tell me what this agreement is now or you can sleep on the doormat tonight because I won't let you in the flat - SH
You're brows are furrowed, I can tell from here. You'd prefer me to search out the likes of Anderson for sleeping arrangements? - John Watson
You want to sleep with Anderson? - SH
I'd rather sleep with you - John Watson
Well that's a bit forward my dear Watson, but if it stops you wanting a dog then we might be able to come to some arrangement - SH
No! No! I didn't mean.. ! Oh heck. - John Watson
What kind of arrangement? - John Watson
If you didn't mean that then no kind of arrangement is necessary really is it? - SH
I suppose not - John Watson
Hope you enjoyed this :) It links to the fic Kay wrote "The Pirate Ultimatum" so if you want the backstory on this chapter go read it :)
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