TCI EP19: Paintball Huntin'
Chris: Alright, campers. The final 10 will be merged into none. The challenge is called Paintball Deer Hunt. The hunters for the grips are Peter and Naruto.
Peter: Yes!
Chris: And the hunters for the gaffers are Duncan, Bridgette and Harold.
Naruto: Hey! No fair!
Chris: The grips are almost gone. The rest of you are deers.
DJ: I know I did this before.
Peter: Then Deja Frickin vu.
Chris: Alright, let's move to the woods!
(Gaffer Deers)
Spongebob: This is kinda weird being a deer.
DJ: I don't know about y'all, but I'm outta here. (Runs away like a deer)
Izzy: Weird.
(Grip Deer)
Phineas: Ya know, Ferb, let's form a alliance in the merge.
Ferb: I agree.
(Phineas gets hit by a paintball)
Phineas: HEY!! (Duncan and Harold are behind a bush)
Harold: I got one!
Duncan: Okay, don't get cocky, kid. (Star Wars reference)
Harold: Sorry. (They shoot Ferb with paintballs)
Ferb: Dammit! Son of a—Agh! (Falls over)
Duncan: Yeah!
(Meanwhile. Peter is getting near DJ)
Peter: Gotcha! (DJ turns around and punches Peter in the groin) Agh! Sssss… Ahh! (Falls over in pain)
Naruto (Through walkie talkie): Did you get one?
Peter: No! I got hit in the nuts!
Naruto: Oh. Ouch, dude.
Peter: Yeah!
(Gaffer Deers)
(Jude and Spongebob are retreating while getting hit by paintballs Naruto is shooting)
Jude: AAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Spongebob: RUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: Ha-ha! I love this challenge!
Peter through walkie talkie: Don't get cocky, Naruto!
Naruto: Okay! Sorry, Pete!
Peter: Peter!
Naruto: Whatever! (Continues shooting paintballs at the two gaffer deers)
(Grip Deer)
(Phineas and Ferb are retreating as well)
Phineas: RUN AWAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Ferb: Oh… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duncan: Yee-haw!!!!! This is one cool challenge!!!!
Harold: Oh, yeah!! I think I'm getting nauseous! (Barfs)
Duncan: Gross! (Slips on the puke) AAAH!!!
Phineas: Still more paintballs!!!!
Ferb: Retreat!!!!!
Harold: Still nauseous! (Barfs a lot more)
Phineas: EEEW!!!
Ferb: That is fantastically gross!
Phineas: What do you mean?!
Ferb: I don't!
Harold: Ugh! (Barfs again)
Phineas: (Barfs) BLAGH!
Ferb: (Barfs a lot) BLAAAGH!!! Did I mention I drank ipeca—(Barfs) Ipecac. (Barfs again)
(Later. All the campers are there)
Chris: That was awesome, dudes! Though I saw that the grips got more paint on them than the gaffers, the Screaming Gaffers win again!
(Bonfire)
(The final marshmallow is going to Ferb or Phineas)
Chris: This is the final marshmallow. ………….. (The gaffers get to the bonfire)
Jude: Wait! I'm doin' what I was going to do. I'm voting myself off!
Chris: Okay then. Jude is out!
Jude: Thanks!
Duncan: Dude! You can't leave!
Spongebob: Yeah! We can just vote Duncan off instead of you, Jude!
Jude: Too late! (Leaves on the Boat of Losers)
Chris: And now there is 11! See you next time on Total… Cartoon… Island!!!!
(End)