"So… Zelda… what happened to you back at the castle?" Link asked me.

We were all eating dinner at the moment. It was some kind of stew that link helped to cook.

After finishing eating the bite of soup in my mouth, I whispered, "It's not a pretty story…"

It was yet another boring day in which I had to listen to some whiny Councilmen complain about stuff that is unimportant. I don't quit understand why my own father gave these men such powerful positions, since the majority of them are clearly unfit to advise the royal family. I was trying to steer the conversation from raising taxes (those greedy bastards think they actually need more money for themselves), to the more important issue of finishing the rebuilding of Hyrule and the castle. I am normally a very convincing person but they had their heads so far up their butts that they weren't really listening to me. Just then, a soldier came charging into our meeting. He was short of breath and had an urgent look on his face.

"Your Highness! An army is infiltrating the castle! What are your orders?"

I clenched my teeth in anger; "I want all available troops in the castle NOW!"

The soldier then ran away to hopefully tell the others my direct orders.

I stood up and said, "Gentlemen, we are under attack. Grab any weapons that you may have on you and prepare to defend yourselves! Those of you who do not have any means of defending yourselves, follow me!"

As it turns out, only my two most trusted advisors, Gardana and Lysander had swords on them. I sighed as I led the rest of my group to a secret stash of weapons I had hidden behind a large bookcase. I flipped a concealed switch that made the bookcase reveal a large room stocked with weapons, shields, armor, and anything that is needed to prepare for an imminent attack. Before my father died, that room was almost completely empty, but since the ordeal I went through two years ago, I had it stocked with weapons as a means of defense. I picked up the royal family's sword as I watched as a young man by the name of Malcolm pick up the Megaton Hammer. Before we could fully arm ourselves, an army of Bublins on top of Dodongos making their way through our meeting room.

Those without weapons and armor on them were instantly killed by the Dodongos' flame breath or by the Bulblins' piercing arrows.

"Take out those Dodongos!" I ordered, as I killed several of the said enemies along side Lysander, Gardana, and Malcolm.

One by one, our numbers dwindled until only Lysander, Gardana, Malcolm, and myself were alive. Many of their numbers were gone but there was still too many of them for us to handle. Eventually, we were surrounded and though I focused all of my strength and energy on defending my group, I ended up watching Gardana get stabbed straight through the heart. Moments later, Lysander and Malcom got burned to a crisp, screaming, as they died an agonizing death. Everyone was dead. I somehow managed to survive and kill a few more Bulblins, but one snuck up on me and raised it's mace and hit me right in the head and…

"Hey! This is great stew Link! What kind of meat is in this?" Tilly asked, interrupting my story. "Well…" said Link.

"Hey! This is great stew Link! What kind of meat is in this?" Tilly asked, interrupting my story.

"Well…" Link said while scratching his head.

"Come on just tell me!"

"…It's dragon!" he exclaimed with a mischievous grin.

What? This could mean only one thing… we were all eating the cooked remains of Volvagia! This had to be the cruelest prank that has ever been pulled on me. The sad part is I'm almost always the one with the cruel pranks. The tables have turned. And I definitely don't like it.

"Surely you jest?" the Queen asked in disbelief.

Link shook his head and said, "Nope."

That was when I vomited.

A/N:

Ahhhh… it's good to be back. Too bad I only have three weeks to type and post chapters. If you're one of my subs, I congratulate you for actually having the patience to even wait for me to post chapters. Also if you hadn't already noticed, I got rid of the (insert person's POV) thing because I sort of find it pointless to do so since a good writer shoud use good details from within the story to let the audience figure out the Point of Veiw. I think Zel may have come off as a bit bossy, but I'm doing what I can to keep every character balanced in their own ways. Just tell me what you think!