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POTTER/WEASLEY, WEASLEY/GRANGER DOUBLE EXTRAVAGANZA BETROTHAL
Gertrude Waterfeld, Reporter
June 14 marked an unexpected milestone for our favorite heroes. A double, traditional, Celtic-Handfasting betrothal. This reporter had the exclusive privilege to attend.
Miss Ginevra Weasley pledged her hand to Mr. Harry Potter wearing a pale blue, gauzy, off the shoulder dress that flowed to the floor in tiers. Her flowers were Shasta daisies and white chrysanthemums tied with a long silver cord.
Miss Hermione Granger wore a flowy sundress of royal blue and light blue lace. Her flowers were white lilacs and a single white rose also tied with a long silver cord.
Witnesses reported that the decision to forgo traditional robes was to reflect modern ideas of inter-relations with the muggle world and the wizarding.
The ceremony, and the preparations beforehand, were of high, classical tradition, including ritual baths, feasts and spells.
The two couples will honeymoon both abroad and at home until school and Auror training starts in September. We wish them all the best.
HEROES WASTE MONEY!
Rita Skeeter, Senior Reporter
Last Sunday, Harry Potter and Ginevra Weasley were joined in a rushed, hushed, and tacky betrothal. Why the rush? Why so young? Secondary to this couple, two other so-called heroes, Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley were also joined. Each sited The Sign as reasons. Though, we all know that such an occurrence of two in one family is impossible. Will there be new Potters and Weasley's joining the ever-large clan? With only one reporter allowed into the exclusive event, is there something to hide?
Regarding their Sign, the youngest Weasley, Ginevra, at the tender age of only 16 is now mistress of the Potter Fortune. Was the sign merely a ruse? Was this a way for the perpetually impoverished family to dig themselves out from the poorhouse? Something for this reporter to investigate. With four war heroes joining forces, will there be more grabs for influence? Let's all keep an eye out for any developments.
In a disregard of the austere circumstances brought about by the war, The Weasley, Potter and Granger families have spared no expense throwing Galleons away as if they were potatoes. Sources say that not only was cost not a consideration, but traditions were ignored, if not mocked. Muggle clothing, instead of proper robes. Not only Muggle clothes, but clothing that was falling off the women as if they had no moral duty. Really ladies, children look up to you. What's the real message they are try to put out there?
We all want to know.