Winn recklessly sped through several lights to make sure he was the first one up into Kara's apartment.

"Hey, come on in." Kara said as he threw himself into the apartment.

"Don't panic but I did a thing." Winn threw his coat into the closet, his eyes wild.

"Hey, it's going to be alrigh, how can I help?" Kara's concern was immediate and her offer sincere.

"Kara, no, yes, it's not a life or death emergency but don't be upset."

Kara tilted her head in confusion but fetched the Totino's pizza squares she had in the oven when the timer went off. "I know we're ordering pizza but I'm kinda starving, would you like a plate of them and maybe something to drink, hot chocolate?"

"Kara, no, I'm not hungry, focus."

"Can I at least get myself a plate?" Kara chuckled but put the pan down when Winn grabbed her arms. "Hey I can totally eat and listen."

"Yeah okay I know that but Lena Luthor is coming over for couples' games night."

Hurt flickered over Kara's expression but after a moment she genuinely if painfully smiled through it. "I'm…so glad you-"

"Kara, dude no, I didn't steal your girl, I friend-zoned myself pretty hard with that 'Winner Winner chicken dinner' nonsense."

"What?"

"I'm literally your best friend." Winn tried to implore the urgency of the situation.

"Hey!" Alex came out with Maggie in toll.

"Fine, I'm your best friend outside of your sister who may or may not have gone to some kind of base with her girlfriend in your bedroom."

Alex blushed red hot and threatened bodily harm along with her verbal denial while Maggie only laughed all dimples as she poured out glasses of wine.

"I'm not sure I understood what you just said, I zoned out for a sec and thought you said you invited Lena over." Kara shook her head with a laugh.

"Yeap, I'm your wing man… scratch that," he gestured both his thumbs at his chest, "I'm your Winn man."

"You invited her over, over to this apartment, to my place you mean, tonight?"

"Uh… yes… is that okay?"

Kara grabbed a handful of extremely hot Totino's and anxiously stuffed them into her mouth.

Alex spat out her wine and rushed to help her sister.

…...

"So your crush is coming over?" Maggie teased.

"We're adults, it's not a crush since Lena shouldn't have anything untowards my sister." Alex grumped, a new and very full glass of wine in her hand.

"Guys, please help me clean up a bit," Kara has her hands full of random articles of clothing, "Lena is a gala kind of girl, not…not a board games night kind!"

"Didn't she intentionally wear that Firefly shirt just for you?" Winn asked while he snacked on his own plate of Totino's.

"No, she had it on cause it was laundry day." Kara answered matter of factly.

The entire group stared, even Kathy Wilde who still had her hand on the lock after using her own set of keys. "Puppy, you can't be serious, she has a thing for you, take it from someone who knows."

"Kitty! Please you have to help clean up, oh hello Jess, wait, sorry where are my manners, welcome to…umm are you maybe…?" Kara's eyes darted to Kathy and back.

Jess was about to answer but Lena stood outside the open door and gawked at the commotion.

Kara with her arms full of random items,

"Kathy Wilde." Lena was curt in her greeting.

"It's Kathy on my licence but Dr. Wilde will suffice for you." Dr. Wilde answered haughtily.

"Jess?" Lena's irritation against Dr. Wilde was set on the back burner, the snippet of conversations she had heard down the hall along with the fact that it was couple's game night coming to mind.

"I'm Dr. Wilde's chauffeur for the evening." Jess swung a set of Benz keys around her index finger.

Dr. Wilde turned to Jess with something of an indecipherable expression but it veered close to guilt.


Which of you, my deeply deprived friends missed out on some Homoerotic Kristen Stewart action? Cause you're welcome. Go google that. Totinos and Kristen Stewart.