Hi again! I decided to split the chapter...be prepare yourselves for Garcia's crazy arrival next chapter. But before that enjoy some crazy and cuteness...please read and review :) :)
Emily had been home a while now and had spent most days in bed sleeping, much to Garcia's disappointment. At the time it had seemed like a good idea for the tech to look after the brunette, but JJ was learning the hard way that was not necessarily the case. As it turned out, the blonde often had to babysit Penelope to keep her away from the recovering Emily.
Garcia approached the profiler's bedroom stealthily. She slowly reached for the door handle.
"What do you think you're doing?" JJ's harsh whisper filled the corridor. The tech's hand froze.
"Taking her some food," Garcia said sweetly showing the blonde a bag of chips.
JJ glared Penelope down, "She ate less than an hour ago," pointing at the chips, "And those are our chips for our movie night!"
"So you want to deprive her of chip-y goodness?" Penelope asks faking shock.
The blonde moves her hand to point towards the stairs, "Emily is sleeping...leave her alone!"
"Fine," Garcia sulks, "But now no talking Jemily!" she says defiantly walking towards the stairs. She knew Emily was all JJ talked about.
The liaison followed after her best friend, "You nicknamed us?" she said curiously.
"No talking Jemily!" Garcia exclaimed firmly.
Later that night...
"But I wanted to give her the bear," the tech said pouting and patting the pink and purple bear on the head.
The liaison moved to pull Garcia away from the door, "Step away from the door Pen before Mr Cuddles gets hurt."
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Try me!" JJ says folding her arms across her chest.
"Ninja JJ is for good not evil!" Garcia protests, "Mr Cuddles is colourful and fluffy. He cheers people up!"
The blonde moves her hand to point towards the stairs, "Protecting my girlfriend from you while she is sleeping is good! Now move before I go ninja!"
"Fine," Garcia sulks walking towards the stairs again. However she halts and spins around to face JJ, "Wait! You said girlfriend!" she exclaims happily. "You've never said girlfriend. You never hang around long enough to be a girlfriend."
JJ rolls her eyes, "I thought weren't talking Jemily?"
"Shhh you'll wake up your girlfriend!" Garcia smirked. "Well technically she is your wife..."
The liaison quickly interrupted, "Pen I told you we are ignoring that for the moment...don't go there."
"Ok, ok calm down pumpkin," the tech stated before squealing, "It's so exciting my two favourite females are together officially! When did you have the girlfriend talk?"
At this JJ pauses and looks panicked at her best friend, "I...we haven't. It just slipped out back then."
"Well then let's wake her up and ask," Garcia said dragging the blonde back towards the bedroom door.
JJ followed wanting to get it sorted, she wanted Emily to be hers and hers alone, "No...No, she's sleeping," she said quickly shaking her head. "As long as she is sleeping and recovering, we leave her alone."
"So you want to deprive yourself of the satisfaction of saying that hot, stunningly beautiful FBI Agent is yours?" Garcia says in fake shock.
"Nice try crazy lady," JJ says pointing back to the stairs, "Step away from the door," she said firmly in her FBI voice.
"Fine," Garcia pouted and walked to the stairs again.
Much later that night...
"Pen, don't you dare open that door," JJ whispered loudly quickly walking down the hallway to her best friend.
"I have movies," Pen smiles sweetly. "We can all watch them in her room."
"I know we have movies, we were about to watch that one," she said pointing to 'Bridesmaids'. "But she is sleeping!"
"She's always sleeping. She sleeps more than a dead person," Garcia whines. "We need to hang out as much as possible, especially in our line of work."
JJ glares, "That joke is so not funny!"
"Ok, Ok, fine...I'll just grab a blanket from my room and I'll be right down," the tech says defeated.
The blonde eyes her best friend closely, "I'll go make the popcorn," she says watching Penelope enter her room before leaving to go back downstairs.
A couple of minutes later...
"Penelope!" JJ skidded in front of Emily's bedroom door to stop Garcia entering.
"If we wake her up, I promise I'll help you both get laid in the BAU...I can delete footage," the tech smirked.
"Penelope!" the blonde exclaimed in shock, "No, she's sleeping!"
"She's ruining my plans for tonight," Garcia pouted.
"You know I should be taking offense to all this! What is so wrong about hanging out with just me?" the liaison teased.
Even later...
"Penelope, put the air horn down!" JJ whispered out, "Where did you even get that?"
And later...
"She can't drink with her medication. Put. the. tequila. down!"
And later...
"What exactly are you going to do with that sex toy?...Are those handcuffs?"
Even later that night...
"Seriously?" the liaison whispered loudly moving to silently close Emily's door that Garcia had started to open. "Why can't you just let her sleep? You live with her for goodness sake."
"It's girl's night kitten!" Garcia said adamantly, "We can't be a girl down on girl's night!"
"Every night has been girl's night," the blonde whispered, "You made it a rule! We had an official meeting and everything. You even made cupcakes."
"Exactly! It's a girl's night!" the tech beamed.
"We are girls," she gestured between them, "And we would be having a girl's night if you didn't keep running up here all the time."
"We could carry her downstairs and then wake her up with her favourite ice cream," Penelope started.
"No."
"The medication makes her really sleepy, she probably won't notice until she got down there."
"No."
"She's wearing really, really short sleep shorts and no bra!"
The blonde paused for a while, "How short?" she shook her head clearing her thoughts, "No."
"Oh you so had to think about it then," the tech laughed making the blonde blush.
JJ had been at her parent's house in Pennsylvania all weekend. Although she missed spending time with Emily, she was more worried on what scale Garcia had been harassing the brunette. She sat in her bachelor pad of an apartment and pulled out her phone and dialled her best friend's number.
"Pen, it's JJ," she smiled into the phone at her friend's excited reaction. "It was great. Nice to be home and catch up...How's Emily?...What do you mean you've been away all weekend with Kevin? What about Emily?" JJ exclaimed. "Penelope!" she shouted in shock. "Of course she would've said it was ok, she is the most stubborn person I know! I can't believe you just left her all weekend alone!...No, I'll go and check on her. Don't worry, stay with Kevin, we'll just have a girl's night in" JJ said grabbing her coat and purse smirking to herself knowing that would wind up the tech. "I'll speak to you later Pen," JJ hurried out, hanging up the phone. She was in shock, she thought Garcia would have been irritating Emily all weekend, not the opposite and left her alone.
JJ stood outside Emily's apartment door, waiting for the door to be open. After a while of waiting she started to panic. Emily had been alone all weekend. What if something had happened? The liaison quickly reached into her purse and pulled out the brunette's spare apartment key. Walking around the house, she looked around the rooms, "Em?...Emily?" heading upstairs she heard a noise coming from the profiler's bedroom. "Em, it's JJ...are you alright?" Her mouth quickly fell open when Emily appeared out of her bathroom in an extremely short towel, still dripping from the shower.
"Jennifer!" Emily jumped in shock at the liaison standing in her bedroom. Her towel that she was already struggling to hold with her injured hand fell leaving her standing completely naked.
JJ froze, her breath hitched in her throat and jaw opened further than it probably ever had in her life. Her legs wobbled slightly as all sensation rushed south, and she was sure she was dribbling. She knew she was staring but she couldn't move. She had never seen anything more amazing; more beautiful; more unbelievably hot in her life. All she wanted to do was grab her, kiss her and fuck her right then and there. But her body was definitely not cooperating.
The profiler rushed to cover herself with the towel in an awkward way, as long as it covered the essential parts it didn't matter. She was blushing profusely, and that wasn't helped by the way the blonde was looking at her; just like she was something to eat. "Er...Jen..." she trailed off gesturing for her to look away while she found some clothes.
JJ came back around, and visibly gulped, "R-right...s-sorry," she stuttered out, moving her hand to cover her eyes. Her whole being screaming at her to peak but she behaved. She moaned, rather loudly, at both her feeling pumping through her body and the image that was engrained in her mind.
Pulling the old Yale tshirt over her head, Emily turned to look at JJ herself drooling slightly at the moan that came from her lips. Ignoring the nerves that came with exploring something so new, she couldn't deny that her body was extremely attracted to the woman standing in front of her and had missed her while she was away. "You can look now," the profiler said trying not to laugh at how JJ was obviously struggling with what she had just seen.
The blonde slowly lowered her hands and looked silently at the woman in front of her. Her face broke into a wide smile. She couldn't get over how beautiful she was. With no make-up and in sweats she was gorgeous. Just looking at her made her stomach flutter and she couldn't believe she had been so blind to her feelings. "Hi," she said softly, "Sorry about well...sorry."
Emily laughed softly and moved to hug the blonde, "I missed you."
JJ smiled, "I missed you too...," she pulled back, tucking a stray hair behind the brunette's ear before smirking, "You know what...I'm not sorry. Not sorry at all. In fact that made my day."
The profiler hit the blonde playfully, "Hey! You shouldn't have seen any of that until at least date three."
"Date three huh?" JJ said wrapping her arms tighter around Emily, "Well how about we start with date one?"
The brunette smiled, "Really, you want to go on a date?"
"Of course, why wouldn't I?" the blonde said pecking her on the lips. "Especially after that...I would be insane not to."
Emily rolled her eyes, "A leopard never changes their spots."
"That's not true! I've changed, you changed me. You will be my first proper date," JJ smiled proudly.
"I've really high hopes," she teased.
The blonde fake gasped, "I will show you Agent Prentiss, you will eat your words...and then on the third date I will eat you," she said kissing the brunette's jaw line.
Emily laughed and then moaned slightly as JJ hit a particularly sensitive spot as she moved down her neck, "Did your parents not feed you all weekend or something?"
JJ laughed, "I just missed you," she said to look into her deep, brown eyes, "And I really can't get that amazing welcome out my head."
"I'm just glad it was you and not PG," Emily laughed, blushing.
"That reminds me...she left you alone all weekend? Are you ok?" JJ said almost inspecting the profiler top to bottom.
"Jen, I'm fine...honestly," the profiler said honestly running her good hand through JJ's long, blonde hair. "Anyway I have to learn to do things, and the more I do myself the stronger I get. And Morgan has started to train me up again and get me in shape. And Hotch even said I could come back to work soon," she could see JJ was about to protest, "No field work."
JJ smiled, pecked her on the lips and interlinked her fingers with Emily's, "Ok, let's go and snuggle on the couch because I guarantee Pen will be rushing back here."
"What did you say to her?" Emily said being pulled out the room, "Jen, what did you say?...Jennifer, I was enjoying my peace," she whined as JJ laughed.