Vomvom and Kandy Kid were both suddenly awoken at 2am by the sound of smashing glass and Princess's muffled screaming. Kandy Kid jolted upright and looked around, squinting in an attempt to see in the dark. Vomvom mumbled some very bad words and tried to fall asleep again. Suddenly, Kandy Kid began to scream as well although his yells were quickly muffled.

"Oh my god! WHAT is so horrible!? Did you see a spider or some shit?" Vomvom growled as she leaned over from her bunk. Vomvom then saw why Princess and Kandy Kid had screamed. Below her bunk were two men in black jumpsuits. One of the men had Princess slung over one shoulder and a bottle of chloroform in his hand while the other was holding a rag up to Kandy Kid's face. Kandy Kid passed out and the man slung him over his shoulder. Vomvom sat upright and prepared to beat the shit out of them. The man holding Princess carelessly dropped his delicate body onto the cold, hard floor and began to approach Vomvom's bed cautiously. Vomvom narrowed her eyes and balled her fists. The man reached into his back pocket and pulled out a small metal straw. He held the straw up to his mouth and blew into it. A dart flew out of the dart and hit Vomvom in the middle of her forehead. Vomvom yanked the dart out and threw it back at the man, aiming for his eye. The man dodged and glared at her.

"The normal tranquilisers aren't strong enough. Get the gorilla tranks." He said to the other man.

The man nodded and pulled out a large syringe. Vomvom stared at them both dangerously. Suddenly, one of the men threw Kandy Kid at her. Vomvom shoved his limp body away and while she was distracted, the man injected her. Vomvom punched him in the face but the damage was done. Vomvom gritted her teeth and held up her fists.

"Vomvom…! Angry… Vomvom... Sma…" Vomvom gradually trailed off and fell face first off of the bed.

The two men gathered up the members of Group Team and escaped through the broken window they had entered through.

The next morning Superkella woke up bright and early at 11:00. She yawned and stretched her arms out. Suddenly, she stopped. It was too quiet. Usually at least Kandy Kid was awake by now. Superkella furrowed her eyebrows and decided to check on Group Team. She pushed the door open and was faced with a horrible scene. The room was a mess and a window was broken not to mention there was blood all over the floor. This was how their room usually looked so Superkella ignored it and continued searching for Group Team. She ventured all over the hideout and in the forest surrounding it but the three idiots were nowhere to be seen. Superkella decided to alert Indigo and Dan of the not-so tragic news.

"Indigo! Indigo! Indigo! Indigo! Indigo!" Superkella cried as she ran down the hall to her best friend's room.

"Whaaaatt?" Indigo droned.

"Group Team is missing!"

"Oh. Cool."

Superkella rolled her eyes. She decided not to bother with Indigo. She headed to Dan's room.

"Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!" She cried as she ran up the stairs to his fancy door.

Superkella kicked the door in and charged inside. Dan was checking himself out in the mirror and squealed loudly when Superkella entered unannounced.

"WHAT!?" He growled.

"Group Team is missing!" She said.

"So?"

"So that means that you have less members for your group thus meaning that Ethel has technically beaten us on that front." Superkella said as she pushed invisible glasses up her nose.

Dan turned to face her seriously. "What?" He whispered. "WE MUST RESCUE THEM!"

"Oh… now? I just wanted to tell you… let's save them later…" Superkella said lazily.

"…Very well."

So Superkella, Dan and Indigo continued with their day as normal until they felt like rescuing Group Team.

Meanwhile, thousands of metres away…

Princess awoke abruptly and began screaming. That quickly woke up Kandy Kid and Vomvom and they all sat up. They were in three separate cages in a triangle shape in a dark room lit by a few torches. There was a silence among the three for a few seconds. Then Kandy Kid burst into tears. Princess looked around in confusion. Vomvom yawned and lay down on the stone floor again. Princess crossed his legs and tried to think of an escape plan. At that moment, a door at the far end of the room opened allowing light to stream in. Vomvom was hit by the full force of the light and hissed loudly. The door closed once again and three people approached them. In the middle stood a woman with blond hair and a green coat on. On either side of her stood an ANBU member.

"These are the three criminals?" She asked as she cocked an eyebrow and stared at the three children.

Vomvom hissed at the woman and backed as far away from her as possible.

"Yes Hokage-Samma. These are three of the members of the French-English-Combo-Of-Doom, as they call themselves." One of the ANBU members replied.

"Um, no. We are Group Team." Princess corrected.

Tsunade squatted down so she was at eye level with the three of them.

"I think that with some rehabilitation, we can still make these kids normal members of society." She said as she smiled at Group Team.

"Fuck you, whore!" Vomvom snapped.

Tsunade shot Vomvom an appalled look before she stood upright again. "Get someone who can make them normal." Tsunade ordered as she stared down at Vomvom.

"Hey! Miss blond lady!" Kandy Kid said as he raised his hand.

"Yes?" Tsunade replied.

"Can I have some Kandy?"

"…No."

At that, Tsunade left. Group Team all sat there and thought about what had happened.

"So…" Vomvom began. "…What's gonna happen to us?"

"They're going to try and teach us how to be good." Princess replied in disgust.

"WHAT!?" Vomvom and Kandy Kid asked in unison.

"You heard me." Princess replied.

All of Group Team scoffed. There was no way someone could make them good. Ever.

After being left alone in their cages for 20 minutes, three men entered the room. Two ANBU members and a man with a white coat and glasses. He smiled at the three of them.

"Hello there." He said kindly. "My name is Doctor Fyuuja."

"…I'm going to call you Doctor Fucker." Vomvom replied happily.

Doctor Fyuuja raised his eyebrows at Vomvom and wrote something down on his clipboard.

"I'm here to help you guys. Don't think of me as your enemy. I'm a friend." He assured.

"Then ditch the guards." Princess ordered.

Doctor Fyuuja reluctantly told the guards to leave. He then sat down on a chair in front of the three kids.

"I'm going to take you away one by one and you're going to talk to me. It's not a test or anything so don't worry." He said. "However, what about you tell me your names first?"

Doctor Fyuuja turned to Kandy Kid. "What's your name?"

"My name is Kandy Kid." He replied as he scratched his head stupidly.

Doctor Fyuuja then turned to Princess. "And yours?"

"Joseph Chevalier." Princess replied formally. "And that is my wife, Vomvom."

Vomvom scowled and crossed her arms when she heard the word 'wife'. Doctor Fyuuja looked reasonably shocked when he heard that the two 14 year olds were married. Vomvom glared at him.

"…I was drunk." She protested.

That didn't help the situation at all. Doctor Fyuuja scribbled something else down on his clipboard.

Meanwhile, thousands of metres away…

Superkella, Dan and Indigo were all watching TV and eating dinner.

"Aren't we forgetting something?" Indigo asked.

"Yeah…" Dan replied. "Something important…"

The three of them thought for a few moments.

"Oh! I remember!" Superkella said as she snapped her fingers. "The All Blacks are playing France tonight."

"Oh yeah!" Indigo said.

"That's right!" Dan added.

The three of them relaxed now that they were sure they weren't forgetting anything.