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3 Blood curdling screams echoed through all of Townsville.
Coming from the Townsville Hospital.
Birth.
The worst, most painful part of pregnancy.

Butch

Seeing Buttercup in so much pain hurt the hell out of me," BC it's gonna be okay!" I assured her. Inside I was very nervous, Blossom had made us read up on pregnancy and I heard the women could die!

The doctor instructed her to push lots of times, I could tell she was trying her best not to start crying.

*POP*

There was a sudden flash of neon green light and a little girl was flying in front of me. The doctor caught her about to smack her butt.

The little girl gave him an evil look," Do it. It'll be the last thing you do." My daughter's first threat! I'm so proud!

Buttercup was staring at the girl speechless, most likely surprised she could talk. The girl looked to be 3 years old.

"Nikki." Buttercup said suddenly

"What?" I asked, having no idea what the hell she was talking about

"Her name's Nikki." Buttercup said rolling her eyes, she does that a lot so I got used to it

"I like it." Nikki said flying to Buttercup. Buttercup grabbed her and squeezed her in a hug,"Jeez lady! I was just born and you wanna kill me?!" Nikki yelled angrily. Yep. She was definitely me and BC's girl. I must admit I'm kind of sad it wasn't a boy, but whatever. Am I right?

"Wait-Buttercup. How about the 'B' rule?" I asked Buttercup, I was giving Nikki a hug now.

Buttercup scoffed,"That wasn't a rule. It was a shitty idea." Nikki started laughing.

"That's a funny word." She continued laughing, I realized this was the longest she'd ever smiled.

"Shitty?" I asked her. I want to be a good parent and all but my 20 minute old daughter knew a bad word all ready. Then again she isn't exactly a normal kid.

"Yeah." She continued laughing but was interrupted when she heard a scream come from another hospital room.

Boomer

Hyperventilating. From me, not Bubbles. Her face was twisted in pain. And I felt bad about it. It was all my fault too. I had forgotten the most important thing about sex: condoms.

I squeezed Bubbles` hand,"This is all my fault." I muttered softly

"No it's not Boomer." She said, Bubbles grunted and the weirdest sound was heard:

*POP*

There was a powder blue flash of light and a little girl was floating in front of me. She had blonde hair that was curly and powder blue eyes. The doctor caught her and tried to slap her butt. The girl squirmed in his hands.

"Stop! That tickles!" She laughed and escaped his grasp. She flew over to me and smiled, I noticed she had dimples. Bubbles grabbed her and gave her a huge hug.

"Her name is Melanie." Bubbles said happily. Melanie smiled a wide smile

"I loves it!" She yelled

"Me too." I added and joined in the hug

There was a neon green flash of light and a little girl was smiling in front of Me,Bubbles, and Melanie. She had black,spiky hair that went above her shoulders

"What's a parents?" She asked crossing her arms

Butch strolled through the door whistling," That's my daughter! Her name's Nikki!" He smiled

Nikki flew to Melanie and scowled," You got holes in your cheeks."

Melanie screamed and hid behind me while Butch laughed at what his daughter just said. Bubbles then spoke up," Butch get your daughter out of here! She's scaring mine!"

Butch sighed," We just came to see if you were-" A scream was heard from another hospital room.

Brick

"I can't do this!" Blossom repeated over and over again.

I squeezed her hand until it turned purple,"It's okay... It's all gonna be okay..." I assured her wiping tears and sweat off her face

"No...It's not... Pain. S-Suffering." She mumbled to herself. Blossom was talking in jumbles again. Then I heard it.

*POP*

There was a flash of magenta light and a girl was floating in front of me. She cocked her head as if she was about to ask me a question,"Why is the girl making those loud ear hurters?" That question made no sense to me. Then I realized this girl was just born so she didn't know many words.

In my head I translated her question and I came up with: Why is she screaming so loud?

"Because you wouldn't get out of her vag-" Blossom hit me before I could finish my answer

"What's her name?" I asked Blossom. She was now hugging the girl.

"Well since there is still the 'B' law... Her name is Brooke." Blossom handed Brooke to me and I gave her a big hug.

Then there were two flashes of powder blue and neon green. Two 3 year old girls were floating in front of me, Brooke, and Blossom. One was smiling widely the other was scowling at Brooke.

Neon green girl crinkled her nose in disgust," Your color is hurting my eyes." Brooke's color was hot pink so I guess I knew what she meant by that.

Powder blue girl smiled," What's your name?"

Suddenly Boomer and Butch came in, Boomer spoke up," My daughter's name is Melanie!" Powder blue girl waved and flew to her dad.

Butch smirked," Have you met Nikki?" Neon green girl crossed her arms and flew to Butch.

Blossom looked angry enough to murder," What!? The 'B' Rule!" She yelled at Butch and Boomer. Melanie and Brooke backed away, a little scared, while Nikki stared Blossom down.

"It's not a rule it's a shitty idea!" Blossom looked about ready to faint when Nikki said that

Me, Butch, and Boomer started laughing," Your kid's hasn't been alive for more than an hour and she knows a bad word?" I said through laughs

Butch looked over at Nikki," Aren't I an awesome dad?" He held his fist out to her.

Nikki fist-bumped him," Ain't that the truth!" Me and Boomer started laughing all over again.

3 blood curdling screams from Citiesville were heard the day before.

Birth.

The most painful part of pregnancy.

The same in any place in the world, including Citiesville.

Bruce

Brute is a brute. She is so damn strong. Her face was sweaty and twisted in pain, she was trying so hard yet not even letting go of a single tear.

*BANG*

A boy with moss green eyes and black hair was scowling at me. I was surprised, he looked a lot like me,"My son..." I mumbled under my breath. His black hair had a single streak of green.

"What's it to you?" He jerked his head away from me to Brute.

She gave him a dirty look," He's your dad dumbass!"

The boy's scowl disappeared and he smiled," That's a weird word..."

I gave him a confused look," Dumbass?"

He laughed at me,"Yeah..."

Me, and Brute laughed along with him.

"His name is Nathan." Brute said confidently

Nathan shrugged," I'll live."

Brad

Brat's screams hurt my ears. She screams way too much. Even when she's not giving birth. I kissed her cheek and held her hands to calm her down. Unfortunately I had lost all feeling in my fingers because she was squeezing them so much.

*BANG*

A boy with dirty blonde hair was floating in front of me. He had a hard look on his face but his eyes were soft. His hair had a single streak of blue.

"I only came out because that other place was wet and stinky." He said

"Matthew!" Brat blurted out," His name is Matthew."

"Brat. He just called your vagina stinky." She shrugged

Matthew just floated down to us with a smile on his face and his Cerulean blue eyes bright,"I am Matthew."

Blaze

Looking at Berserk in so much pain made me wish that I let her get that abortion. I shut my eyes tight and tried to tone out the screaming that was all my dick's fault.

*BANG*

A boy with red hair was staring at me, his hair had a single streak of crimson red so it was easy to see. And his eyes were fiery red.

"His name is Blaine." Berserk said breathing heavily

"Good name." I agreed

"Yea, sure." Blaine said, he floated towards Berserk and gave her a hug.

This one took FOREVER! So please tell me if I should write a sequel with the all the kids. Please tell me. I tried my best to make this a bit funny. Tell me if you liked it.