This Ultra 64 parody will make your blood boil. It's Jackal!
ATUHOR'S NOSE: Jackal is from Konami, for the NES, and it stars a Jeep. As such, I'm going to take a few liberties with the storyline. And the concept.
IN VIETNAM WAR TIME, some evil Vietnamese people are capturing weapons scientists and innocent people! And since the top two agents of the US, Mad Dog and Scorpion, are already occupied, it's up to the Jackal Squad to rescue those POWs and maybe also kill stuff dead.
There is the Green Team, staffed by Colonel Decker and Lieutenant Bob
Col. Decker: I am black.
Lt. Bob: Can we kill it?
And there is the Brown Team, also known as Player Two, comprised of Sergeant Quint and Corporal Grey
Sgt. Quint: Don't call me Rock.
Cpl. Grey: IT'S SPELLED WITH AN "A", DAMMIT!
The Jackal Squad goes about and kills lots of Vietnamese soldiers, and occasionally rescues some POWs, including some flashing ones.
Flashing POW: HELP! I'M HAVING A SEIZURE!
Turns out those Flashing POWs upgrade your grenade launcher to a rocket launcher. You go through Six stages, occasionally fighting a boss, when suddenly, in the final stage, you are confronted with a mansion!
Man-sion: Come into my parlor, said the spider to the fly…
The Jackal Squad not only blows up the Mansion, but also blows up the spider and the fly. And at the end of the mission, they watch a sunset whilst smoking some cigars.
THIS ENDING WILL MAKE YOUR BLOOD BOIL