I do not own anything!
JP: That is a cruel joke Albus. I am ashamed that you are my brother.
AP: I am not joking! It was on her list she really likes you!
JP: We all know she likes me but it is cruel to say she likes Scorpius.
AP: Shut up James! Scorpius Rose likes you! She wrote it down on her list! I am serious!
SM: Please stop with the joke Albus.
LP: Yeah Albus. You know Scorpius loves Rose and it is plain cruel to tell him that Rose likes him when we know she doesn't.
AP: I am serious! Fine if you don't believe me then I will prove it! Come on Scorpius.
HW: Is Albus really dragging Scorpius out of the library?
LP: Albus must have been serious.
JP: Come on guys we all know that I am the serious one. It is in my name.
HW: Shut up James! That joke got old before Sirius Black even started it.
BP: Have you seen Scorpius? I wanted to tell him that my parents are trying to arrange our marriage with his parents! They think they are close to getting Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy to agree.
JP: Get out of here Betty!
LP: And news flash Betty Scorpius and Rose are confessing that they are in love with each other right as we speak!
BP: What! This is not possible! Scorpius loves me! I am going to kill that bi—
HW: James what did you do to her?
JP: All I did was accidentally hit her on the head with a humongous potion text book. How was I supposed to know it would knock her out?
HW: Is it bad for me to hope that she is dead?
LP: Hugo Weasley! What would your father say?!
HW: Good riddance to those nasty Slytherins.
LP: Let me rephrase that. What would your mother say?!
HW: She would tell me never to think like that and she would ground me for a week.
JP: Man my father would just tell me this 'James you know it is wrong to wish people dead. You may dislike a person but never wish death upon them.'
HW: Does he actually expect you to listen to that advice? Didn't your dad ever wish someone dead?
LP: Yes he did. Draco Malfoy. But then when he almost did die, by Harry's hands of course, he changed his view.
HW: When was this?
JP: His sixth year.
HW: Oh.
LP: I wonder what is taking Al and Scorpius so long.
BP: Where is that tram—
JP: You have got to love humongous text books.
HW: Even when you can't think that Betty can get even more annoying she does.
LP: I know. Don't you guys think Betty is a little Hypocritical? I mean she hates anyone who even looks at Scorpius yet she throws herself at every guy at Hogwarts who is third year and up.
JP: She never threw herself at me.
HW: Do you want her to throw herself at you?
JP: NO!
LP: Then why are you asking?
JP: It helps boost my confidence.
AP: ROSE AND SCORPIUS ARE TOGETHER!
JP: Really?
AP: Yes!
LP: I will take the 'I just got kissed by the girl of my dreams' look as a yes they got together.
SM: ROSE WEASLEY LIKES ME! She actually likes me!
JP: Yes and now that this is all settled we have to kill you.
SM: What!
RW: You will do no such thing James Sirius Potter!
SM: Hi Rose.
LP: Hello Rose! You are late though.
RW: What do you mean I am late?
LP: I bet that you would get together a week ago. You just let James win the stupid bet! You are so not getting a birthday present.
RW: You betted on when Scorpius and I would get together?!
HW: Yeah. About the whole school including some teachers put some money in. It just sucks that James gets it all.
RW: Who started this bet?
LP: James.
RW: JAMES!
I am so sad that this story is over. :'(
Anyway I wanted to know if you guys think I should make a James Potter hate list. I have a poll up on my profile.
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