Shoutouts-

Dea: Yep, he is…it is time to go in hiding everyone

Xxyangxx2006: We enjoyed seeing you naked Mr. M. I wonder how this roommate relationship is going to go with the fact that poor Nala now knows his deep dark secret.

Icyprincess: I hope so. I try to make my bad guys worse than the bad guys in the story or at least just as bad. They technically have the same plan in the end. Maybe he and the Psycho Uncle will team up in the end.

In the last chapter….

"I know Tobi doesn't drink but you aren't Tobi," I shot back before sneezing again, magicking off Tobi's clothes.

I screamed and quickly buried my face into my burnt pillow. At least his mask had stayed on. This was getting ridiculous. I could possibly do anymore damage…could I?

Apparently, I could….

Chapter 19, Bane 3: Beware the Sneeze, Part 3

I sat in the kitchen still in shock. I had accidentally stripped a very powerful and scary man of his clothes. It could get worse. If it did then the gods were punishing me for something. Maybe it was for the people I had to kill for the Akatsuki. I really could not get out of this bind. It wasn't like I could go up to Pein-sama and say, "Hey, I'm sorry but my karma is being a bitch so I can't kill anyone for you anymore." Yep, that would roll over well.

Sighing, I got up and poured myself another cup of tea. I needed to get better soon before I did some other stupid stunt. It was bad enough that I had to do magick while sick. Luckily my spells weren't going all wonky…at least not yet that is.

I sneezed and looked around the room for any changes and notice none. One harmless one…or so I thought.

Down the hall, I heard shouting of a woman that wasn't Dea or Konan. I dipped my head out of the kitchen and looked at a mysterious redhead female storming my way with multiple piercings on her face. She had them in the same place as Pein and I couldn't remember anything about Pein having a sister.

"Nala," she yelled. "You on do this spell this instant."

I looked at the female redhead and felt my eyes size increase. "Pein-sama?"

"No, I'm the tooth fairy," she…he replied. "Of course I'm Pein."

"I hope you aren't the tooth fairy," I shot back. "Those things are deceptively vicious and evil."

He glowered at me and snapped, "Undo what you've just done."

"Can't. I'd love to but it isn't possible. Sex changing spells have to wear off after 46-98 hours," I remarked, looking at a snickering Konan in the background. "Your girlfriend finds it amusing."

Konan's face fell and she glared at me but I turned my attention back to Pein. "You mean to say, that I'm going to be a female for 2-4 days."

Dea walked in and stared at Pein. "Who cursed you to being a female?" She turned to look at me and said, "What he did he do to you that warrant this kind of torture?"

"I sneezed," I replied, nonchalantly. "Pein-sama, before the other males see you like this. I'd advise you to just disappear for at least 2 days."

-(just incase…..transition)-

I was back in my room and staring at Tobi, finally able to share a drink of sake. The Akatsuki were doing a real number on me. I couldn't even describe how quickly I learned to love alcohol since coming here when back home I wouldn't even think about touching the vile stuff.

I must have said it aloud because Tobi answered, "Having to kill people and see things that you normally wouldn't, would force anyone to the bottle."

"Cheers," I replied, tapping half filled bottle to his. "At least I have not sneezed in 6 hours and we got this placed so well rigged for safety that will take a legion of devils to penetrate."

"Thanks to Dea and your craftiness," he answered.

I smiled, "And your help in the beginning, Tobi. Now we have a shared secret. Will that make us bitter enemies or better friends."

My speech was starting slur but I didn't care. Every sip tasted like liquid fire and I was nice and warm. At least I haven't done anything embarrassing, other than sleeping in the same bed as Hidan, like stripping my clothes off or actually sleeping with Hidan.

"Sorry about the clothes," I slurred, falling back into my bed. "You should have seen what I did to Pein-sama. He looks very sexy as a woman."

I started giggling. It was absolutely hilarious thinking of Pein as a female. I'd hate to see what would happen to Hidan if he tried to make a pass on Pein. Never mind, I'd love to see that happening. The Jashin worshipper wouldn't live very long afterwards. I giggled harder and fell out of my bed…right onto my bag of sharp pointy rocks.

"Ow!" I gasped, grabbing the rocks and tossing them under my bed. "Stupid rocks."

There was a brief feeling of me going to regret that action tomorrow but I didn't care. I was too far gone and happily drunk. Tobi was over by me and helping my back. Without thinking, I ripped off Tobi's mask and kissed him, tongue and all. He must have been shocked at my abruptness because I don't think he would have let me get as far as frenching him if we were both sober.

Lessons learned tonight for me…Well there were three. First, don't learn the secret identity of the masked man in a criminal organization. Second, don't rip said mans mask off. Three, don't French kiss said man. And I guess a fourth one could come out of the last to…Don't get drunk.

There was a whack to the back of my head and then everything went black.

A/N: Hi guys, I'm here to tell you that this might be the last chapter for awhile. My finals start on the 29th so I'm going to be studying hard for my exams. Not to mention I have like a billion other things to do. I'll try and get another up but there are no promises. Now please review, it make me strive to write another chapter sooner.

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Kakazu: You're worried about being sued after all the things you've done.

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