Alfred: When are we starting this chapter?
Kiku: When Shinigami-cat wakes up.
Lovino walks into the room with a smile on his face.
Antonio: Where did you go Lovi?
Lovino: Oh... just out...
Suddenly Shinigami-cat screams and runs into the room wearing her pj's (black singlet with a skull and grey sweat pants). She jumps into Francis's arms and cries.
Shinigami-cat: I don't care that this pervert is holding me. I'm too scared to care!
Francis: What happened?
Shinigami-cat: Look in my room! It's horrible! The horror! THE HORROR!
Feliciano looks into Shinigami-cat's room.
Feliciano: There's Hello Kitty everywhere.
Shinigami-cat: WHO WOULD DO THAT TO ME? WHILE I WAS SLEEPING TOO! (cries into Francis's shirt)
Lovino: (Evil smirk)
Shinigami-cat: IT WAS YOU!
Lovino: You have no proof.
Vash: First one's from Xaria or Dreampaw
Xaria:*Looks like she was mauled by a tiger and a bear*How was the date?
Shinigami-cat: Be more specific!
Dreampaw:I dare France to be used as a pinata!
Francis: O.O
Shinigami-cat ties a rope around Francis's waist and hoists him into the air. Everyone takes a turn to beat up Francis... I mean use him as a piñata...
Francis: Ouch!
Gelace:I dare France to go bungee-jumping over a road with a defective cord.
Francis: Damn...
Five minutes later Francis is standing on a bridge over a busy highway with a defective cord. He jumps and before he hits the road he is smooshed by a passing truck... Bits of him are everywhere...
All three:Laterz*Vanish into a purple cloud.*
Gilbert: That's brutal...
Ludwig: The next is from cosplaylover
-apears in a puff of smoke- bonjour every one~ i am back with more evil dares!
first! France has to babysit this evil 5 year old i had to live with for most
of my summer last year he wil steal your beverages wake you up at 6 in the
morning and will try to hit you with a bike helmet good luck...
Shinigami-cat: He'll do that after this chapter. (Goes back to scraping Francis off the road)
big brother russia~ becasue you are an awesome- gilbert do not complain about
me using awesome- big brother you get a life time suply of your favorite kind
of vodka!
Ivan: Yay! Vodka! ^J^
germany are you the older version of the holy roman empire? and if you are
(yes) can you please tel my friend she keeps denying it when it is of so
obvious.
Ludwig: Holy Roman Empire?
Feliciano: Ve? Holy Rome?
Shinigami-cat: If you would all direct your attention to this world map (A world map appears on the wall, Shinigami-cat grabs a stick and a marker). This is Germany (Points to Germany on the map). This was H.R.E (Draws a circle to show where H.R.E territory was). Everyone following me so far? Good. If you cross out the countries in it that had their own names e.g. Prussia. You get this! (Map is full of marker so you can't even see the countries around Germany) So in conclusion Germany is H.R.E but after he got dissolved he developed amnesia so he didn't remember he was H.E.R. Case closed.
Everyone: ...
korea! why did you stop your amazing manga the chonicles of the grand peddiler
(i kinda for got the name but its like that) i love the fact that you're
screwing with classic stories!
Im Yong Soo: Discontinuing manga was invented in Korea.
now...cospay contest! you can choose who is who but one of the bat touch trio
has to wear something emberassing except big brother spain! im done now so bye
bye! -steals americas motorcycle and rides off into the sunset laughing evily-
Shinigami-cat: SWEETNESS! Feli and Lovino cosplay as Hikaru and Karu from Oruan high school host club! Gilbert cosplay as Beyond Birthday from Death Note another note the LA BB murder cases! Matthew cosplay as Naru from Ghost hunt! Alfred cosplay as Battler from Umineko no naku koro ni! Arthur cosplay as Keiichi from Higurashi no naku koro ni! Matthew cosplay as Kanon from Umineko no naku koro ni! And finally... um... Francis cosplay as Noar from PHD fantasy degree!
Said characters go off and cosplay (B.T.W Francis is in the embarrassing cosplay)
Antonio: The next is from H. E. Vaughn
*sudden cracking in the ceiling; a giant hole falls through. H.E. Vaughn falls
through hole and lands in Arthur's lap, shaking and crying*
Arthur: What the hell?
I don't like falling, I don't like falling, help me, I don't like
falling...*cries into Arthur's shoulder*
Arthur: ... it's okay... There, there. Calm down. You're not falling anymore.
Hi, you guys. Sorry about that, but I'm terrified of falling..among other
things. Oh, Lovino, if you don't want to call me little sister (sorellina), I
won't say anything about it. I will call Feliciano fratello maggiore,
though...but you can have a cookie!
Lovino: ... Thanks for the cookie... sorellina
And America, I have to agree with the last
person who said this (can't remember who), but Ivan was very kind and gentle
with me...He probably just doesn't like you.
Alfred: I know he doesn't like me.
First dare: *hands Kiku mpreg potion* Go make babies with Greece...while
dressed in a white dress with white cat appendages. No complaints, we all know
you want to..besides, you two are a beautiful couple.
Kiku: (Sighs and drinks mpreg potion) There are lots of fangirls into mpreg aren't there?
Shinigami-cat: Yes there are... Go make babies with Hercules!
Hercules: Zzzz
Shinigami-cat: ... CATS!
Hercules: Where?
Shinigami-cat: Make Kiku pregnant and you can have all the Hello Kitty crap in my room.
Hercules and Kiku go off to a rape closet to make BABIES!
Second dare: I dare everyone (no host immunity, sorry) to give a LEGIT, HONEST
compliment to the person they hate the most or fight with the most..no
cussing, hidden insults, or innuendo (Francis, that means you.)
Arthur: ... I guess I'll start off... Francis... your cooking is okay.
Francis: And I think your eyebrows are sexy ^^
Arthur: ... Dose that count as a compliment?
Shinigami-cat: I guess.
Alfred: Ivan... I think it's cool how you can intimidate people with just a smile.
Ivan: Oh thank you Alfred (Creepy smile). You have nice hair.
Shinigami-cat: Now for the big one... Lovino... you... um...
Lovino: Yes?
Shinigami-cat: MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU'RE SITTING ON MY LAP TOP FAT ASS!
Lovino: (Gets off laptop.) Aren't you meant to give me a compliment?
Shinigami-cat: But I don't hate you the most retard! (Open laptop and gets onto Facebook.)
Feliciano: Who is the person you hate the most?
Shinigami-cat: My identical twin brother Gaia.
Lovino: Fuck there's more of them!
Shinigami-cat: Shut up. He's the opposite of me... Like how Matthew is the opposite of Alfred... and send. Done.
Francis: What did you write?
Shinigami-cat: I like your eyes and hi response is... are you on drugs?
Thrid dare: Alfred, go spend the night in the Fear Garden *cough-Art
Project-cough* with Shinigami-sama and Ivan. No running away, and they can
pull any weapons or threats on you if you even try.
Shinigami-cat: I activate the host power of fast forward! (Time fast forwards so it's now night time). Let's go Ivan and Alfred.
Ivan and Alfred follow Shinigami-cat out to her Fear Garden... I mean "Art Project".
Alfred: This is just creepy.
Shinigami-cat: If you think this is creepy you should see what I keep in the freezer in the basement.
Ivan: Vodka?
Shinigami-cat: ... Yes Ivan... I keep Vodka in my freezer because it's creepier than a garden full perfectly preserved hands...
Ivan: I'm going to go get the Vodka now.
Shinigami-cat: Bring me back an arm! Alfred sat on one.
Alfred: AHHHH! (Tries to run away but Ivan trips him and Alfred head butts a tree... knocking him unconscious)
Shinigami-cat: ... He broke my tree...
Fourth dare: Fratello, go put on a pair of black dasiy dukes with a bright
green crop top, fishnet gloves and tights, and black hooker boots...then give
Ludwig a lap dance (because you two are obviously a cannon couple and sooo
cute together!)
Feliciano put's on a pair of Daisy dukes with a bright green crop top, fishnet gloves and tights, and black hooker boots.
Feliciano: Ve, how do I look?
Francis: Must rape...
Antonio: (slight nose bleed and whispers to himself) Wonder how Lovi would look in that...
Ludwig: (Blush to the extreme)
Feliciano leads Ludwig away to give him a lap dance.
Fifth dare: Arthur, can you come home with me and teach me magic? I've always
wanted to learn legit magic, but there's really no one around my to teach me
anything about it...plus, I think it'd be awesome to show my AP US history
classmates that England is 100 times cooler than America!
Arthur: Okay, after this chapter I'll come over and show you.
Okay, that's all I've got this time..OH! And I got a perfect 100 on my report
card in French class! Francis, why is your language so easy to me?
Francis: Do you have French heritage?
:3 Well,
I'll see you guys next chapter. Ciao! *outfit changes to a turquoise gown;
H. sprouts fairy wings and flies up in the air* ...okay, WHERE WAS
THIS WHEN I WAS FALLING THROUGH THE CIELING? ...oh well, tchao! *flies up
through hole in the cieling, which magically closes up on itself afterward*
Shinigami-cat: Why do people keep destroying my house?
Alfred: Next is from thedragonballbabe
*shouting* WATCH OUT! EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR! *zooms in on a (stolen)
BORROWED broomstick, not really accidentaly hitting France. Falls off and
lands in Russia's arms again ^^* Ohai thar, sexy! *gently wraps his scarf
around us both* Become one with me again, si? (Yup, that's a dare!)
Ivan: After the chapter (Eskimo kisses thedragonballbabe)
Francis: (rubs head) Ouch that really hurt!
DARE TIME 8D
Norway- D'awww... DenNor lurve... FLUFF TIME! (Oh yeah... Fluff is all the
mushy romantic stuff, y'know, cuddling, pet names, hugs...)
Shinigami-cat: OH! That makes sense... Why didn't Ludwig explain that to me in the last chapter?
Gilbert: He can't be romantic for shit!
Mathis: (Pulls Lukas into his lap and kisses him lightly on the neck) You are so adorable.
Lukas: (Blushing)
Mathis: (Laces his fingers in Luks's hair) I love you.
Elizaveta: And I got it all on tape ;D
Sweden- Hm, there's been a couple carameldansen-related dares already, right?
Well... Choose three people to do said dance in front of everyone, while
wearing tight-** leather short-shorts, babydoll tops, and STRIPPER BOOTS! (Is
there a way to pole dance to Carameldansen? I dare the three Sweden chooses to
find out!)
Berwald: ... M'th's, Gilb'rt 'nd Alfr'd.
Mathis, Gilbert and Alfred attempt to do caramelldansen while wearing tight ass leather short-short, babydoll tops and tripper boots... needless to say they fail... they failed so badly that Mathis broke his leg, Gilbert broke his arm and Alfred broke his hands.
America- Since I LOVE RussiaXAmerica with all my heart and soul (and maybe
want to help Mother Russia take over the world _ CoughIknownothing...) I dare
you and Russia to go work out any standing issues from the Cold War (). Use a
rape closet if necessary. (I just made it necessary.)
Alfred: NO!
Ivan: (picks up Alfred and walks to a rape closet.)
Spain- OH MY GOD I MUST KNOW. But before I ask... *binds and gags Romano,
simultaniasly changing his clothes into slutty maid's uniform* Okay. Now tell
me... WHAT KINKY SHIZNIT DID YOU AND ROMA DO IN THE RAPE CLOSET? 8D (See chap.
18!
Antonio: First of all Lovi you look so cute
Lovino: (pulls a face and tries to roll away)
Antonio: Anyway it was mainly a lot of BDSM.
Lovino: (Blushing)
Italy- Wait a moment, Ita-chan... Russia? Help me catch Germany, please? I'll
give you vodkaaaa! ...He's not running, you say? Well, I need your help tying
him up like I did to Romano. I won't be able to do this alone.
Ludwig: O.O (Runs away)
... See, now he's running.
Ivan: (Creepy smile and runs after Ludwig with a rope)
KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL... *Catches and ties up Germany (with Russia's help). Turns up
the setting on Shini-chan's remote*
Ludwig: (Makes a weird noise and he jizzed in his pants!)
Shinigami-cat: You know what that means people! INTO THE RAPE CLOSET WITH IVAN LUDWIG!
Ivan picks up Ludwig and runs off to a rape closet.
Italy- You still there? Good. Now I shall FINALLY know... WHAT DID YOU DRAW IN
THAT DIARY? I WANNA SEE! ME NEED DETAILS!
Feliciano: (Panicking) AHHH! It was lots of graphic BDSM! It was just stuff I remembered from the times I looked at Ludwig's porn!
haha, that's al, for now! Bye! *Attempts to escape on broom...*
Harry- GIVE ME BACK MY BLOODY BROOMSTICK!
Me- Damn, they keep catching me! *whistles* RYUK! GET ME OUTTA HERE! *Jumps on
Ryuks's back* Can any of you see him? ave YOU touched a Death Note?
Shinigami-cat: And here I was thinking I was the only Shinigami around here...
Feliciano: The next one is from thedragonballbabe... Wait a second...
*dashes through the front door* HOLD EVERYTHING! I SCREWED UP! REWIND TIME!
*waves pocketwatch, bringing everyone back to my dares*
For America's dare, the second part is supposed to read, "I dare you and
Russia to go work out any standing issues from the Cold War (50 years of
sexual tension ^^) And use a rape closet if necessary. (Oh, look! I just made
it necessary. But fix issues first.)
Shinigami-cat: They can't here you... They are working out their sexual tension...
Okay, third to last line...
Well, that's all for now! BYEZ!
And my last line...
Have YOU touched a Death Note?
Shinigami-cat: I own one (Creepy smile).
(You don't need to put this in the story, you can if you want...) *leaves
through front door, smacking France's ass on the way out*
Francis: Don't touch what you can't afford!
Roderich: Next is from NekoAngel007
*a blinding light comes out of nowhere then slowly fades out leaving France's
eye bleeding to reveal NekoAngel-chan.*
Francis: MY EYE!
Hello everone.
Thank you very much, Shini-san (can I call you that?) for letting my dares go
through. I really appreceate it *bows*.
Shinigami-cat: No prob
Shini-san~ for giving me a quite helpful site heres another site that I hope
you like; its both fluffy and hard core
*insert perv face* sorry but its quite slow:
http:/tube./anthurium/Doujinshi/aph+doujinshi/
Shinigami-cat: Cool give me a second. (Grabs laptop and runs out of the room)
Several days later...
Shinigami-cat appears again with a garbage bag full of bloody tissues and a smile on her face.
Shinigami-cat: You are the freaking best.
Shini-san~ please let me be a guest *does puppy eyes*
Shinigami-cat: ... Well since you gave me that website... (Waves wand and NekoAngel007 appears)
NekoAngel007: Yay! I'm a guest!
Shinigami-cat: Now let's here the rest of your dares.
germany~ since you are into this stuff have you ever thought of a
*coughthreesomecough* of the axis? If it never happened, then make it happen!
You could join too Romano. :3 (no resisting)
Shinigami-cat: AWESOME!
Ludwig: ... WHAT? NO!
Kiku: ...
Feliciano: Say what?
Shinigami-cat: (Passes NekoAngel007 a Taser on a stick) Want to do it?
NekoAngel007: YAY! (Grabs Taser and forces the Axis into the Rape closet)
Elizaveta: This chick is pretty cool
Shinigami-cat: I know right?
Turkey Greece~ hatelove sex. NOW.
Sadiq: I hate you.
Hercules: I hate you more.
Hercules and Sadiq glair daggers at each other as they walk into a Rape closet.
America England~ make some UKUS (in that order).
Alfred: But the hero always tops!
Arthur: Oh shut up you git.
Arthur and Alfred walk off to a Rape closet.
All brothers~ have a team fight.(ex. italies vs. americas etc.)
Shinigami-cat: One second...
One hour later...
Everyone has finished their dares and are back to do the dare. NekoAngel007 clap's her hands and a wrestling ring appears out of nowhere and Shinigami-cat grabs a microphone and becomes the announcer.
Shinigami-cat: Ladies and gentlemen tonight we are scheduled for one fall! In this corner we have the masters of pasta! The lords of the pasta sauce! Those pasta eating surrender monkeys! The Italian brothers!
Shinigami-cat points towards a corner and Feliciano and Lovino are standing in the corner wearing one piece costumes with the colours of the Italian flag. Feliciano is waving and Lovino looks embarrassed.
Shinigami-cat: And in this corner we have the polar opposites! The North and South! Those two that we keep mixing up! The America's!
Shinigami-cat points towards another corner and Alfred and Matthew are standing in a corner wearing boxers; one with the American flag and one with the Canadian flag. Alfred is beaming his best hero grin and Canada just looks uncomfortable.
Shinigami-cat: And finally in this corner we have the muscle heads! East meets West! Those crazy boys that started both World Wars! The German brothers!
Shinigami-cat points to another corner and Ludwig and Gilbert are standing in a corner. They are both wearing black shorts and their flags are painted across their chest. Gilbert looks all pumped up while Ludwig is shaking his head.
Shinigami-cat: Now this is a three way (Not like that! Get your mind out of the gutter!) tag team fight! Rules; no killing anyone! Only one person from each team can be in the ring at any one time! NO CHAIRS! Got that? FIGHT!
Less than five seconds later...
Matthew is unconscious, Alfred's arm is broken, Feliciano's out the window, Lovino's nose is broken, Ludwig's leg is broken, Gilbert's been thrown through the wall and the house is trashed.
NekoAngel007: Wow...
Shinigami-cat: ... my house...
America~ you must be russia's slave for 3 turns.
Ivan: Kolkolkol
Alfred: I too much pain to care at the moment.
Since I'm here I am going to give you all cookies *gives everyone except
france and spain cookies*
Everyone: Om nom nom nom nom
Francis and Antonio: Whatever.
Good Bye everyone. France, I'll be seeing you in heaven in a few days.
Francis: Wait what?
*does evil laugh before being engulfed in the same bright light before it
fades out once again*
Shinigami-cat: Later... now... WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO? YOU DESTROYED MY HOUSE?
Everyone: ... RUN AWAY!