Uh. You know. Thanksgiving special, again! : )
ME: -looks around- Where is everyone?
BRANDIE: -mysteriously comes up behind me- I don't know, you usually summon them or something. -I look over at her, she's eating a brownie-
ME: -blinks a couple of times- Where did you get that brownie?
BRANDIE: -starts backing away with the brownie- You know Briana, you ask some really personally questions. I don't think I can get that intimate with you.
ME: O.O....
SHYANN: BRIANA!!!!-jumps me to hug me- OMG! THIS IS GREAT! YOU INVITED LLIIIISSSSSSAAAAA!! But you should really think about inviting Breann.
ME: -thinks- Maybe.....
LISA: -looks around- Where is Hollow Ichig- I mean everyone?
BRANDIE: I know. This show is nothing without them.
ME: O,O...HELLO! What about me?
SHYANN: What about you?
ME: I created this! And I can DESTROY IT!
B&S&L: O.O............HAHAHAHAHAHA -continues to laugh.
ME: ....O,O....What?
BRANDIE: Like you would ever do that. This baby is your legacy.
ME: -sighs- COMETH........BLEACH CHARACTERS!!!!!
-everyone magicly appears-
ICHIGO: O.O.....WTF?
ME: HEY! No bad words. But I'll let you off with a warning.
LISA: -staring at Ichigo-
ICHIGO: ...O.O......Ok...
ME: Hey Ichigo! Question! How do you get your hollow to come out.
ICHIGO: I really...don't wanna..
LISA: DO IT!
ICHIGO: -looks at Lisa- What's with her?
ME: She likes Hollow Ichigo, A LOT.
ICHIGO: ...Oh.
ME: DO IT!
RUKIA: -puts her hands in front of her face- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!.......WHOA!......... WHOA!.......
Whoa.
ME: What?
RUKIA: You just can't do that to Ichigo.
ME: Why not?
RUKIA: -opens her mouth, but closes it- ....I don't really know.
ME: Ok. I'm gonna do it. -looks around- OH EM GEE! HINAMORI!!!!
HINAMORI: What?
HITSUGAYA: Don't listen to her, she's being annoying again.
ME: -glares- You know, you're not cool.
HITSUGAYA: -mocks- Hehe, you know what, I don't really care.
BRANDIE: Oh, what's with the attitude?!
ME: -crosses arms infront- Wow. Anyway...ICHIGO!
ICHIGO: What?
ME: We need to discuss some things.
ICHIGO: Like?
ME: Your feelings....yeah.
ICHIGO: O....k........CAN you please tell your friend to stop staring.
ME: -sigh- Lisa....Well get him out, I promise.
LISA: -smiles- Ok.
ME: So Ichigo...What's on your mind?
ICHIGO: What do you mean?
ME: Ok. This is not going to be easy. Ichigo! You have 45 seconds to tell me everything.....NOW!
ICHIGO: Wait, What? I don't get it? WHAT'S HAPPENING!
ME: -is yelling- ICHIGO! YOU HAVE TO SAY THINGS! NOW YOU ONLY HAVE 38 SECONDS LEFT!
ICHIGO: OHHHMYYYGOD! OHHHMYYYGGODDDD! I don't understand! I can't help! -starts looking around the room really confused and scared- I need something! I DON'T GET IT! HELP ME! HELP! ME! HEEEELLLLPPPP MEEEE!!!!
ME: 17 seconds left.
ICHIGO: -runs around the room like a maniac- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! I NEED HELP! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
ME: 6 seconds.
ICHIGO: -starts screaming- AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! -falls to the floor-
ME: ICHIGO! ICHIGO! -goes to him, puts arms around- Are you ok? It's alright. It's over now.
ICHIGO: -looks up- Really?
ME: -nods head- M-hm.
EVERYONE: O.O......
ME: -glares at everyone- You people just don't understand the kind of pressure he's in!
EVERYONE: O.o....
ME: -sighs, looks at Ichigo then; suddenly gets an idea- Ichigo. You want me to give you something that will make you feel 10 times better?
ICHIGO: -blinks- What is it?
ME: -starts getting up- Hold on, I'll be right back. -goes to the portal. Which is my closet (you remember that right? That was in the beginning chapters) Grabs my Paper Towns book, brings it back out- Here you go. -I open the book, and get out a sticker, and I put it on Ichigo's shirt-
ICHIGO: -looks down on the sticker, blinks- ....
RUKIA: -looks at the sticker for a while, then bursts out laughing- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHAAHAA ICHIGO!!!!
ME: ...Uh...Rukia.
BRANDIE: Where did you find that sticker?
ME: My little brother got it from getting a shot. I think this sticker is amazing! They make up the cutest slogans!
HITSUGAYA: -starts laughing too- That's cute!?
ICHIGO: What does it say?
ME: It says "HERO: Give me a hug! I was brave today!" Otherwise, cute little medal sticker.
EVERYONE: -blinks for a couple of moments- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ME: You guys....
SHYANN: Come here Ichigo. You wanna hug? I'll give you a hug! -starts going towards Ichigo-
BRANDIE: Nah, I'll hug him!
RUKIA: I should hug him!
-everyone goes towards Ichigo-
ICHIGO: -glares at me- What the hell, man!
ME: Hey, I'm a girl!
ICHIGO: I'm fine! I don't need a freaking sticker to make me feel better! -takes it off and throws it somewhere-
ME: Hey! That is a very genuine sticker. Don't just throw it somewhere!
ICHIGO: Fine, I'll be right back. -goes of somewhere-
RUKIA: Hey! Where is Ichigo going!!!!!!!!!!?????????
ME: He'll be back. -looks at Hinamori- Sooooo....Hinamori! How does it feel to be back in the....manga/ soon to be show!
HINAMORI: Uh...good I guess.
RUKIA: I'm bored!
ME:-sighs- Me too. Hey, Isn't today Thanksgiving?
BRANDIE: OMG! THAT'S RIGHT! Where's the turkey!?!
ME: We have no....turkey.
BRANDIE: -blinks, unbelievably- No....TURKEY!?!?!?!
ME: Brandie! Calm down. I'll get the turkey. It'll all be fine.
SHYANN: How can you get the turkey yourself!? You need help!
BRANDIE: Not only that, now that no one will cook for us this time, we need to get the mash potatoes, the corn, the corn bread, yams, and...other things!
SHYANN: Yeah, That's a lot!
ME: So what are you saying?
LISA: I think they want everyone to go to Wal-Mart together.
BRANDIE: What Lisa said!
ME: -eyes widen- That's......A GOOD IDEA! That way, we can get things ten times faster if everyone splits into groups! I'M WITH-
BRANDIE: DON'T YOU DARE!
ME: -sighs- Never have any fun. : (
-we make lists and plans, split into groups-
ME: Alright. Everyone know what to do, right?
EVERYONE: -nods their heads-
GROUPS/LIST:
ME&HINAMORI&HITSUGAYA
&YACHIRU&HANATARO..........................TURKEY
SHYANN&URAHARA&YORUICHI
&SOIFON&HISAGI......................................VEGETABLES
LISA&ICHIGO&RUKIA
&ORIHIME&ISHIDA................................PIES
BRANDIE&MATSUMOTO&ICHIMARU
&IKKAKU&NEMU..........................................MASH POTATOES
SOIFON: It seems very broad.
ME: Yup. From that, you must find things.
ICHIGO: -is mysteriously back- What about everyone else?
ME: Oh yeah....They have to clean up the house, and set up everything. We must cook as soon as possible!!!!
RUKIA: Oh, joy.
-we get in this white van, then figure something is wrong-
ME: Who's going to drive?
BRANDIE: ...I forgot about that.
RUKIA: -eyes widen- You mean you have no one to drive us!?!?!
ME: -looks at Rukia- You think money comes out of my butt?
ICHIGO: -looks disgusted- Oh god, that'd be weird.
ME: HEY! -hits him with a magazine-
ICHIGO: -rubbing the place where I hit him- I meant in general!
ME: Well someone has to drive!
SHYANN: I'll drive.
ME: I DON'T THINK SO!
SHYANN: What is that suppose to mean?
ME: It's just that....-point to everyone in the back- They're older than us! They just to have a license to drive.
ICHIGO: HEY! I'M NOT OLD!
ME: ICHIGO SHUT UP! -thinks- Maybe I'll just drive.
BRANDIE: Hey! I wanna drive!
ME: IT'S MY VAN!
SHYANN: No it isn't!
ME: WELL IT APPEARED IN MY STORY!
LISA: She's right on that.
SHYANN: Ugh! I never get to do anything fun!
ME: What about last chapter.
SHYANN: Doesn't count. Haven't heard from him since.
ME: -gets in the drivers seat- Alright. Everyone in!
EVERYONE: Yes.
ME: And off we go!!!! -starts the car, fails- Um...-starts randomly pushing buttons-
BRANDIE: Uh...Briana. I don't think you're doing that right!
ME: -eventually gets the car started- A-HA! Now, off we go!
-five minutes into driving. Really quiet-
ME: We should listen to some music.
HITSUGAYA: This van's music doesn't work.
ME: BUT THE CD PLAYER DOES!
ICHIGO: We have no cd.
ME: Who says we don't. -gets out a cd case, hands to Brandie-
BRANDIE: Twilight.
ME: Uh-hm. Good music.
BRANDIE: -puts cd in, first song plays- Supermassive Black Hole by Muse.
ME: They are amazing.
SHYANN: Sounds like Justin Timberlake.
ME: Yeah, I know.
-driving, everyone is quiet again, all of the sudden, the police car is chasing me-
ME: OOOHHHHH CCCRRRRAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!!
SHYANN: Briana! What did you do!?!?!
ME: I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!! Omygod! -tries to look all grownup- You think I pass for an 18 year old.
SHYANN: Just barley.
-cop comes up to me, I roll my window down-
ME: Uhh. Hello officer. Can help you.
COP: -looks at me- You got a broken taillight.
ME: That's it?! -gets kicked by Shyann- Uh...I mean. I'm sorry about that.
COP: -no emotion- Ya. So can I see your drivers license please?
ME: Uh....Uh.....uh-
SHYANN: Don't you want something more? -looks seductive-
ME: -eyes widen, whispers- Shyann.
RUKIA: Uh. Yea! Isn't there something else we can help you with?-seductive tone-
ME: Oh, gosh.-puts hand on forehead-
COP: -blinks- Um....what are you going to do?
ME: -looks at the cop, surprised- You mean-
COP: I'll let you off the hook. If your friends.....
ME: .....Eww. How old are you?
COP: 19. Why?
ME: OMG! FRESH OUT OF HIGHSCHOOL!?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?
COP: I worked through college during my highschool years.
ME: I want to do that too. So I have less college to do.
COP: Yeah. It's so much better. You finish earlier and-
SHYANN: How did this turn into the boringest conversation ever! -sighs-
RUKIA: -I'm with you on that Shyann.
COP: Well, I'll let you off. But I know you're not really 18, am I right.
ME: ....Yeah.
BRANDIE: BRIANA!
COP: Better to tell me now.
ME: Ok, so can I go?
COP: Just fix that taillight of yours.
ME: OH! THANK YOU!
BRANDIE: WOW.
ME: I know.
-finally at Wal-mart-
ME:: -goes through the front doors, says dramatically- GO TO TURKEY!
BRANDIE: Briana! Shut up!
ME: -sighs-
GROUP 1
ME: -glares at a guy-
HINAMORI: What's wrong?
ME: He's eyeing the big turkey.
HITSUGAYA: Weird.
ME: Hinamori, I want you to do something for me...
HINAMORI: Ok....
GROUP 2
SHYANN: CORN?
YORUICHI: YUP.
SHYANN: PEAS?
SOIFON: YUP!
SHYANN: Little- WTF?
URAHARA: ....We need it.
SHYANN: Put it back.
URAHARA: You're no fun.
HISAGI: How about some vodka.
SHYANN: Yes!!!!!
GROUP 3
RUKIA: Pies. What kind of pies.
ICHIGO: I want an apple pie.
ISHIDA: I don't want any pie.
LISA: CHOCOLATE!
ICHIGO: Wah?
LISA: That lady's about to steal the last chocolate pie. :(
ICHIGO: -I'll get it-
RUKIA: No!
GROUP 4
BRANDIE: MASHED POTATOES!!!!
IKKAKU: We already have 4 boxes.
BRANDIE: That may not be enough.
MATSUMOTO: Well I'm not eating some. I think that's enough.
ICHIMARU: That's right. She really eats- OWW!
MATSUMOTO: Mean.
NEMU: I wonder where Briana is.
GROUP 1
HINAMORI: -in a really bad acting voice- OOH! I'VE SEEMED TO HAVE DROPPED MY WALLET! -bends down to pick it up, really slow, butt facing guy-
HITSUGAYA: -slaps his forehead- I told you that Hinamori's a bad actor.
ME: Well I think she's doing just fine.
HANATARO: Ok, I got the Turkey seasoning.
YACHIRU: I still don't get why we have to do this. It's late.
ME: It's 2:30.
YACHIRU: Ya, but turkey's cook for 3 hours.
ME: -sighs-
HINAMORI: -is flirting with the guy- WOW! YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE FACE!
GUY: Thanks.
HITSUGAYA: This isn't working Briana. I'll just-
ME: You missed to other part of my plan. Just go get the turkey now! While the guy is busy.
HITSUGAYA: -sighs- Fine.
ME: Good.
HINAMORI: NO! I KINDA ALREADY HAVE PLANS. -looks at me-
ME: Uh....-walks up to hinamori- THERE YOU ARE! WE HAVE TO G-
GUY: She's coming with me.
ME: -looks up- Uh...no she's not.
GUY: Uh...yeah she is. -takes hinamori's hand-
HITSUGAYA: What the hell are you doing?
GUY:Who are you?
ME: HE'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! -everyone looks at me blankly- What? It's a good quote.
GUY: -lets go of Hinamori- Whatever. I'm just going to get my turkey an- Where's the turkey?
HITSUGAYA: -looks confused- Uhhh.......BRIANA! CATCH!!!!-throws the turkey at me. Turkey goes flying in a slow motion-
ME: AAAHHHHHH!!!!!-gets hit by the turkey, manages to get up and run, with the turkey-
HANATARO: What's happening?
ME: GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!
YACHIRU: starts running really fast with the shopping cart- WEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
GROUP 4
ICHIGO: -grabs the chocolate pie-
OLD LADY: Um, excuse me sir. But I was going to take that pie.
ICHIGO: Oh. I'm sorry Mam -looks at her, then sprints- GO!
LISA: WHAT?
ICHIGO: JUST G- -gets hit with a purse- WHAT THE -gets hit with another purse-
LADY 1: Give that nice lady her pie back!
LADY 2: YEAH! SHE SAW IT FIRST!
-suddenly all the ladies in the scene start hitting Ichigo-
RUKIA: Oh, that's just lovely!
ORIHIME: -comes back- What's happening with Ichigo?
ISHIDA: -turns to Orihime- Just b- You have a chocolate pie!
RUKIA: What?
ORIHIME: -smiles- Yeah! Saw a bunch once we came in the store. It's on sale!
RUKIA: Idiot.
ORIHIME: And I also got some toppings like anchovies, pepperoni, garlic and tomato paste-
RUKIA: It's not pizza. It's pie.
ORIHIME: But I always put these on my p-
ISHIDA: Orihime, put the toppings on the self.
ORIHIME: Ok..
LISA: So, we're not going to help Ichigo?
RUKIA: Just wait a second.
-in the van-
ME: That was....
BRANDIE: FUNNY!
ME: NOT! I COULD HAVE GOTTON A CONCUSSION!
BRANDIE: But you didn't.
HISAGI: I still don't get how you got beat up by a bunch of old ladies.
ICHIGO: One took karate.
RUKIA: -laughs- Just one.
-4 hours later-
ME: I'm full!
BRANDIE: ME TOO!
SHYANN: Well this was quiet an experience. Makes you see life in a whole new perspective.
ME: .Uh.....not really.
SHYANN: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING COOL.
ICHIGO: -burps- Your excused.
ME: Aww.......
SHYANN: What?
ME: LOOK!
BRANDIE: Aww.-looks at Hitsugaya and Hinamori cuddling in their sleep-
ME: They look like little puppies.
LISA: ....
ME: Yes LISA! Hollow Ichigo will come out!
ICHIGO: WHAT?
RUKIA: -puts a glove on- I'll get him out of there-
ICHIGO: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
-black screen-
ME:WOW.
HICHIGO: SURPRISE KING!
LISA: YYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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