I'm procrastinating!!! Thus, I present to you an air-headed Career. I modeled this tribute after a particular idiot in my grade whom I deplore.

Disclaimer: I own not the Hunger Games...

Vacantia Aphrodite (Age 17) female – District 1

I smiled at my reflection in the river. Before I saw myself in it, I like thought of it as the ugly, clear-blue, sparkling river with lots of like green stuff and colorful flowers around it. But now that I see my beautiful reflection, I can't help but think how much more beautiful the river looks. I am so generous to allow my reflection to be shown across the river by everybody. I picture every one of the tributes gathered around the river awing at my beauty. I mean why wouldn't they? I'm gorgeous. Boys love me, and girls love me. Well, those who aren't jealous.

I'm blowing a kiss at my reflection when I feel all eyes turn to me. I mean, all eyes are normally on me, but this time, I think that it is for a serious reason. I turn around to face my group members, making sure that my perfect, curly blond hair flips behind me. "What?" I say dramatically sexy. I see Nocturne roll her eyes. She is one of the jealous ones.

"Try to pay attention, vacant Vacantia," accuses the jealous Nocturne. I don't know what the word vacant means, but I think that it means something like 'awesome' or 'beautiful'. "Why can't we take her out of our group Rio?" It takes me a moment to register that Nocturne asks this question to Rio, her sexy district partner, not me.

Rio smiles. "Well, you know. She's, you know." Rio looks hot when he smiles. I smile back at him and he blushes. I see Nocturne roll her eyes again. I don't see why Nocturne doesn't just like, die. She is so annoying.

In our original clique there were the Usuals. Of those left in our clique are District One, my own district and, wait what comes after one? Oh, yeah. And District Two: ugly Nocturne and gorgeous Rio's District. I think we were making a plan before Nocturne interrupted with her question to Rio. "Come on guys, we need to make a plan." I am usually the one who gets us back on track.

"We already made a plan. Not like you would know, though. You were too busy looking at your reflection." I smile at her lightly. I am glad that she understands my obligations.

"So, what is it?" I ask. A suspicious grin creeps onto Nocturne's face.

"Now that you ask, I just thought of a better plan. Accompany me to the river?" I smile and walk the short distance to the edge of the river. Maybe she wants to use my presence to draw out the other tributes. Nocturne comes up beside me and places an arm around my back.

I think I understand. It is why she looked jealous when I looked at Rio. I'm not sure how to break this to her though. "Nocturne, darling. I'm not sure how to put this, so I'm just going to say it. I'm not interested in girls." I try to say this sympathetically, as to not make her spiral into a spiral of rejection.

"Nor am I." I feel a shove, and before I know it I'm in the river. Was she that disappointed? She was now rejecting her feelings? Those thoughts are brushed from my mind as something more important occurs to me: I can't swim.

"Help!" I scream, but I can already see Rio and Nocturne leaving the riverbed. They must think that I am so amazing that I can climb up the riverbed and join them in moments. "Help I can't swim!" My arms are flailing wildly, and I'm wondering why my river-self won't save me. After moments of screaming and flailing, I'm dragged under by exhaustion. Surprisingly, I can no longer breathe. But there was a more significant detail. I could only worry about this one thing. Because, oh snap, this is so going to ruin my hair.

Thank you to everyone who reviewed my last chapters and/or read them!!! I'm being lazy, so I'm not going to write all of your names, but I give you my gratitude^^ Seriously though, their are over 800 Hunger Games fanfics now!!! There was only about 100 at this time last year!!! It is kinda overwhelming!!! Anyhow, I need to finish my Bio. homework so... yeah. Enjoy this chapter... even though you already read it... maybe I should add this at the beginning... Oh well!!! Almost to 100 reviews!!!