House Rules
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"Oh my God, Regina, do something! Rescue me!"
"Miss Swan, you're the savior, save yourself?"
"Goddammit, Regina!"
"They're not poisonous, Emma."
"They're spiders!"
"Like I said, you're the savior."
"You're the one with magic!"
"So are you. Besides, you know - ."
"That's only because my magic is still a bit... unrefined."
"You mean destructive."
"C'mon, can't you just, dunno, poof them away?"
"Very well."
When they descend the stairs, Henry is waiting, holding out two jars labeled "Swearing" and "Magic".
"You know the house rules," he grins.
Regina looks pointedly at Emma, and Emma sighs, pulling two bills from her pocket.
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~SQ~
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