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Stabbing

"AAAARGH!"

Harry's shout of pain rang out into the night.

An answering yowl was heard from Drago who was angry at being woken from his beauty sleep.

Silly humans.

"What the…Harry?" Draco asked, in shock, hand still gripping his fork.

"Merlin! I'm really sorry I had to go for another trip but you didn't have to stab me with your fork!" Harry grimaced, gesturing wildly at his thigh where a silver fork was embedded.

Oops.

"You said you'd be back tomorrow!" Draco retorted, indignant.

"I managed to persuade Moody to let me back early!" Harry explained, waving his arms about.

"Early! Early? It's 3 AM in the night! I thought you were another muggle-maniac in a pantyhose!" Draco shouted back, glaring.

"I thought you'd welcome me with open arms." Harry said rather sulkily.

Making a small noise of annoyance, Draco pulled his fork out of Harry's thigh, a little less gently than he could have.

"OW! Why did you stab me with a fork anyway? What happened to your wand?" Harry demanded rather heatedly.

"I left it in the bedroom." Draco muttered, right hand still holding his slightly bloody fork.

It was then that Harry realised that Draco was half naked and holding a plate of cake.

"Midnight snacking? Draco…" Harry murmured.

Draco only ate past midnight when he didn't eat in the daytime.

"Missed you too much to eat. Stomach was making too much noise though." Draco blushed.

Harry melted.

But before Harry could comment on how sweet and cuddly Draco was, "Come on. Let's get you out of those clothes and into something more comfortable." Draco smirked, grabbing Harry by the hand.

"It hurts. Kiss it better?" Harry pouted, raising his thigh to emphasise his point.

"Bedroom first. Kisses later." Draco laughed.

Bestowing a short happy kiss on Draco, Harry let Draco half carry him up the stairs to the bedroom, laughing all the way.

After all, it was the least Draco could do after stabbing him with a dessert fork.

And Drago, who slept in their room, didn't get much sleep that night at all.

His newly reunited owners kept making weird noises.

All. Night. Long.

Silly, noisy, humans.

No points for guessing what kind of noises they were making. HOHOHO! A little innuendo there for my best friend Bra, who thinks most of my fics are too G. HAHA! How's that for PG-13. HEH HEH HEH!