Disclaimer: If I were Masashi Kishimoto I'd be 'WHAT WAS I THINKING? MAKING THE AKATSUKI DIE LIKE THAT! THAT'S INSANE! QUICK EVERYONE, LET'S MAKE THE AKATSUKI ALIVE AGAIN AND BE SHOWN MORE IN THE SHOW! THEY'RE EPIC VILLAINS FOR PETE'S SAKE!' and then my co-workers would have a face like this o.o and would just think I'm sick when I am XD (seriously I am still sick…)
The Akatsuki should be in the show some more T^T or make another show about them…but alas…that's how Masashi is…Maybe I should make a fanfic about them making an alliance with Konoha and might have difficulties being 'good' :o XD would be funny tho, I can imagine Hidan tripping an innocent citizen right after he promised he'd be good XD or even worse; try to sacrifice him o.o ANYWAY CONTINUING WITH THE STORY! Oh yh and I have a break for one week XD So more time to write down chapters and more time to relax ;3
THANKS TO ALL REVIEWERS :D
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Sweat dropping, Zetsu glanced at the 'table'. It was a turtle…An upside down one to be exact…Pein wasn't kidding when he said 'dining on turtles'. They were having some vegetables for dinner. Not one of Zetsu's favorite meals…more like least favorite…
Everyone was seated on upside down turtles, making the scene seem weird and cute at the same time. But also horrible…treating animals like that! Well at least they were not eating animals right now. The dimly lit room seemed like as if they were living in the medieval times. Everything smelt like sea water since the wooden walls couldn't keep out the salty water out of the ship all the times. The pirates who were now wearing maid costumes were scratching their butts, claiming the under garments to be 'itchy'.
Poking his food with a fork, Hidan complained. "What the f**k is this?"
The pierced leader stood up while raising his arm which was in possession of a leek. "Fellow Akatsuki! Tonight we are dining on turtles. These cookies shall reenergize us with enough chakra to defeat our worst enemy…!"
Pein nodded to Konan who in turn glared at the pirates who started setting up the projector. Hidan exchanged a glance with his best friend when he noticed the equipment.
"What the f**k is that?*"
"I have no idea, un"
When the screen was activated, it showed a picture of Reiko and Hisaka. The musician was in a watermelon costume with a top hat, mustache, molecule and had yellow British teeth (no offence because I have met people who are British and don't have horrible teeth: D). Hisaka was in a peanut suit…
"What the f**k?"
"This is our enemies! These two have been interfering with our plans longer than before you were born!" Pein growled, pointing at Kakuzu and Sasori who gave their leader wide eyes in return.
"Wait, isn't that the person we saw earlier today?" The tanned man pointed out with a raised brow.
"What are you talking about and – WHAT THE HELL ZETSU?" Sasori started only to be interrupted by a plant man who was poking the redheaded puppet.
Turning around, all of the Akatsuki (minus Zetsu) had equal saucer shaped eyes. The Akatsuki spy was poking Sasori with a knife. Feeling uncomfortable Sasori tried to move away from Zetsu but instead of getting away from the plant man, it just made it worse. Each time the puppet scooted his turtle chair away from him, Zetsu kept moving forward. After the 3rd attempt at trying to get some personal space, Sasori gave up.
"Zetsu-san, why are you pointing that knife at Sasori-san?" Tobi asked with tears forming around his eyes, well eye considering that you could only see one of them.
Zetsu smirked and had a murderous glint in his eyes. "I'm going to eat you all for dinner of course…"
Shooting up from his seat and while running away, Kisame grabbed Itachi who clutched onto Sasori who held onto Deidara who pulled Hidan who embraced Kakuzu into an awkward hug because of how Zetsu nearly caught him by throwing a fork at them. The miser took Konan who hung onto Pein and the leader finally caught Tobi. The masked man almost grasped onto the plant man until they all shouted 'NOOO!' in response.
During their little game of 'Let's all Hold Each Other's Hands and Run Away From The Cannibal', they tried looking for a place to hide. With no luck, Pein sighed.
"We have to lessen our weight in order to move faster." The orange haired leader informed them. They all turned to Konan who glared and growled which caused the other members to look for someone else.
Everyone turned to Tobi.
"He is your partner after all, Tobi. You should calm him down by sacrificing yourself to him to get eaten!" Kakuzu said with a cheery smile.
Tobi tilted his head to one side. "What is Kakuzu-san saying?" Everyone groaned.
"Just get your ass over there, Tobi, hm!" The young bomber shouted. After he told the immature member this, Pein let go of his hand which left Tobi on the floor; facedown. An explosion was heard in the background as Konan watched with teary eyes.
The blue haired kunoichi screamed when she saw or heard nothing more. "TOBI NOOOOOOO!"
Pein hugged her tightly in response. "We have to keep going, you saw what he did back there! Tobi won't be fine." Most of the words from Pein made her smile but when it came to the word 'won't' the bluenette cried harder.
Skidding to a halt, the shark man gasped. "WHAT THE HECK?"
What jumped right in front of them was Tobi, which Konan could've sworn she saw his whole body look a lot dimmer than before, was groaning and moaning in a low tone. His red Sharingan eyes glimmered in the dark hole behind his mask. It just looks like a zombie version of Tobi with red eyes is all that the rest could see. Only Pein, Konan and Itachi were the only ones out of the remaining Akatsuki members that knew they were the Uchiha Clan's ocular jutsu.
"OH MY GO−" Konan screamed
A certain silver haired jashinist interrupted her. "IT'S JASHIN DAMNIT!"
Growling that Tobi was biting his arm, Itachi kicked the man away from him in the stomach and clutched a kunai. Kisame gasped once more and Konan pounced onto the man; trying to get the kunai off of him.
"YOU CAN'T HURT HIM! IT'S TOBI FOR PETE'S SAKE!" She exclaimed, pulling the weapon away from the younger male and threw it on the floor.
Itachi glared on the inside but was really just keeping his calm façade. "Hn.*"
The overly pierced Akatsuki leader tugged Konan while he was looking behind him. "Uhh, Konan…I think we should get going…"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE SHOULD GET GOING? WE HAVE TO HELP TOBI! AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE−" The bluenette snapped, turning around in the process. Widening her eyes, she screamed once more. "RUN!"
The rest of the members turned around, wanting to know what was going on too. Once they saw the army of pirates ganged up with angel-like humanoids. Where the heck did those angel imposters come from?
All of them had similar features to Tobi, only that they had fangs and claws. Both pirates and the humanoids.
Grabbing Itachi's hand again, Kisame made a run for it. "COME ON! WE COULD MAKE IT OUT OF THIS UNUSUALLY LONG AND COMPLICATED SHIP!*"
However, when they tried grabbing onto each other, they lost Pein. Of course Konan took his hand! It was just that they weren't holding strong enough to pull away from the creature's grasp. In other words; the angel-like beings were really strong.
"PEIN!" The blue haired kunoichi cried helplessly, holding out her hand to him with sad music to make a dramatic effect. The members sweat dropped as they stood there, looking uncertain to either run away and leave their leader or go back and save him from the pirates and humanoids.
Smiling sadly in return, the ginger haired man replied. "Go on without me! Take them to a safe place and always−"
"Okay!" Konan sweetly interrupted. Causing her boyfriend to sweat drop and look crestfallen. "Nah, I'm just kidding. You're coming with us!"
Using her paper skills to retrieve her leader, she ordered the other men to run away when she noticed Zetsu was now in the picture. Like an arm holding an item up in the air, she carried her leader with her paper angel wing, being careful not to make so much sudden movements to make the orange haired man want to be sick on the wooden floor.
Laughing maniacally, Zetsu held his arms up in a sadistic and 'evil' way. Just like how a mad scientist has created life and claimed it to be a success. Grabbing a pirate's sword, he stabbed one of the humanoids and cut out a piece of their body (nothing disgusting; I promise you that o.e). Chomping into the meat, the plant man cherished the sweet taste of delicious humans.
Twitching his eye in disgust, Itachi turned round and proceeded in getting out of this maze-like ship. How much longer now…?
Bingo!
A bright light was seen in the doorway and the raven guessed it must be the exit. Sweet freedom and no more dim candles!
Once they were outside, the Akatsuki looked around to try and find somewhere to hide. Upon noticing a cave, they all ran towards it which was deep inside the forest. When Kisame reached pass where a nearby tree's roots stop, the shark man had slammed into the air. Yes you heard me; he crashed into nothing.
Looking confused, they all looked up at the man with puzzled faces. "Huh?" They all said at different times of course.
Sliding from the air to the floor, Kisame landed on his front, sprawling his legs and arms out. "I think this cave has a witch in it…" Muffled sounds came from the tall shark man who was still lying on the floor.
"Witch?" The weasel looked surprised at the mention of the noun.
Deidara rose a brow at Itachi's direction. "Yeah, so what, Uchiha, hm?"
The raven didn't answer, making the blonde angry about it and slightly scowl at him as he made his way over to the 'wall'. He slid his hand onto it, tracing out bumpy and jagged lines and shapes as he 'felt' his way over the border. Nodding, he glanced back up at the rest of them.
"It's a genjutsu." Itachi simply said.
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WOO FOR ZETSU'S OUTBURST! :D Seriously, they have been eating a lot of healthy stuff lately XD Proof: in the chapters before, you'll notice that they keep on finding fruit trees. Now It's even worse that Pein suggested eating vegetables.
BUT ZETSU! YOU NEED SOME VEGGIES TO MAKE YOU STRONG D:
So yeah. More of the members might become Zetsu's minions sooner or later :D I wonder who'll be left out though :/ You expect me to make them all under Zetsu's control without them finishing the story? XD (I don't expect it to finish soon but I'm just gonna let the time come ;3) If yes then you're wrong of course :P
1. Well they aren't THAT far in the future…well the 'present' to us XD because think about it; who wears those types of clothes nowadays and sometimes use wood for some houses and buildings. If I mentioned anything in this fic that has any present like objects then I can't help it XD I dunno what they'd use in that time ;3
2. Yes I added that 'Hn' phrase that you Itachi fangirls will like o3o
3. Notice whenever it's those 'Run and Chase' scenes in some cartoons and animes, the place they're in is so damn long o.o it's like as if they're running in circles…or that place is one hell of a maze o.e (sorry for the swearing XD just did that because I'm in a certain mood right now :/)
Anyone realized how I usually get 3 keys (the list above) instead of 3+ nowadays? O.o weird…
To be continued! :D See ya guys! Also thanks for the review RedClouds even though you're just an anonymous ;3 I'll see if I could try to make some yaoi in the future ^^