Jushiro:Hi! Welcome to another chapter of insanity.
Mai:Thats very clever.
Gaara:Look at my babies!*shows everyone pictures*
All:Awww!
Mai:So cute!
Byakuya:*crying*They are so beautiful.
Mai:Yes they sure are.
Grimmjow:They are pretty cute.
J.J.:I wanna pinch their little cheeks!
Jushiro:As Byakuya said, they are very beautiful. LilyGirl101:
Whoa...Shiro-chan's being an attention-w h o r e. I'm gonna back away until he calms down...I might get hit with a chair or something...*walks over with Ul-chan and Jow-chan* Also, remember when I was mad at you, Shiro-chan? You were kind of stalking me then...it was kinda creepy...
*hugs Grimmjow* Oh, don't worry. If I don't know the lyrics to a song, I Google them too! Also, I was pretty obsessed with phones when my mom got me one! I haven't stopped texting on the thing since I got it! :-p And I'll "talk" to Bya-nii-chan about being mean to you...maybe I should "talk" to everyone else too. EVERYONE is mean to Jow-chan! How rude! *hugs Ul-chan* Thanks for helping me with the dress! Hey, can I dance with Ul-chan at the party too, instead just of who Dark-chan told me to dance with? I like Ul-chan...Wow, you're L's twin brother? Who would have...wow, I see it now! Cool! *hugs him again* You're awesome, Ul-chan! Zaki-chan, thanks! I like your piggyback rides! But I'm afraid of Chiru-chan...Anyway, if Retsu-chan doesn't want to tell anyone, that's her business. She is kind of a quiet woman...*hugs him* And I should know how busy he is! I still see him every day at four-thirty! I'm glad you enjoyed watching childbirth! Anyway, I know how I felt when my baby brother was born. All three of them! But mostly the youngest one! I was the first person who got to hold him! It was so great! I'm sorry I missed Kat-chan's birth! :-( I was busy... I just realized how very generous I am with giving hugs! I've hugged everyone on the show! Your own faults for all being hot GUYS! :-p *hugs them all, one at a time* Hey, when is this party? I'm all excited! I wanna dance with Kiba-chan and Ul-chan and Jow-chan! (you all know who Kiba-chan is...right?. The suspense is building up! So, what's everybody think? *twirls around in her trashy red dress* I took me a really long time to convince them I didn't want a see-through one... Signed with impatient love and lust for Ul-chan and Kiba-chan,
Lily-chan
P.S.- Shiro-chan, why are you feeling left out? AHH!Is it MY FAULT?!?! *starts crying* It is, isn't it?!
Jushiro:I'm calm.
Mai:I don't blame him for doing what he did though. You gotta let out some steam every once and a while. If not you go crazy like-
Jushiro:Like one of your relatives. Then you're going to proceed with some odd story. Right?
Mai:*sticks out tongue*
Grimmjow:Thank you Lily-chan. I think you are the only one that loves me.
Mai:Thats not true! I love my blue kitty!*hugs tightly*I love love love my Grimmy-kitty*looks at Byakuya glaring*as a little brother that likes my hugs.
J.J.:I don't like you touching me. You disgust me.
Mai:Screw you.
Grimmjow:How can I be your little brother if I'm older than you? And I love your hugs and Lily-chan's and everyone else female. Ulquiorra, you stay away since you are always insulting me, you fucking dickhead.
Ulquiorra:You dumba-*Looks at Mai sharpening her zanpakuto*The reason I insult you is because I lo-don't dislike you.
Mai:Just hug!*hugs Grimmjow and Ulquiorra*
Kenpachi:I don't even have to talk to fix people.
Mai:No comment on that Kenny-penny.
Ulquiorra:Thanks for thinking that Lily-chan.
Mai:I actually got a story about child birth.
J.J.:You mean when I was born?
Mai:Yup, but I'm not gonna tell it. Since Jushiro hates my stories!
Jushiro:They turn irrelevant to what's actually happening.
Ulquiorra:I would love to dance with you. It seems I'm going to have a lot of partners.
Mai:You don't have to dance with me. I just want to focus on one guy there.
Byakuya:Same here.
Mai:I like your dress Lily-chan. I know who Kiba is. He's cool. I like Akumaru.
Jushiro:It isn't because of you. I was just frustrated after hundreds of years of holding it in. That should be the last time anything like that happens.
Kenpachi:You still need to attend those my anger management courses with Grimmjow and Mai though.
Mai:Yay! Another pal in our classes.
Grimmjow:I think our rage is contagious.
Jushiro:Now I'm going to have this on my records....
Mai:It's not that bad! You could have a lot of crimes and charges like us.
Byakuya:Why are you so bad?
Mai:It's in my blood.
Jushiro:You should behave yourself now. Byakuya won't tolerate disregard of the law.
Byakuya:True.
Mai:I will. katizo terusei:
Karahime: *squeals* who knew Gaara would have such cute babies?!!
Katizo: *holding Kaminari* it's amazing how much he looks like his dad...the only thing i gave him was my brown eyes
Charisei: *holding Kokaro* ya but she is the complete opposite the only thing she got from him is HIS eyes
Kokaro: *reaches for Gaara* da-da
Karahime: aww! she's a daddy's girl
Charisei: and i agree with Kenpachi baking is bad ass!
Mai:Kawaii! Too cute!
Gaara:You have the most beautiful eyes Kat. I'll carry her.*holds Kokaro*
Mai:So adorable! Can't take it. *faints*
Gaara:Mai! Don't you want to hold her?
Mai:Yes! I know how to take care of children. I've always had to take care of kids since I was a kid.*holds Kokaro*Hi little baby. This is nena.
Gaara:Nena?
Mai:You call your godmother nena. You call your godfather neno.
Byakuya:This is neno. Wait. Am I Kokaro's godfather or Kaminari's?
Kenpachi:My baking is pretty badass! I'm making everyone cookies!
Mai:Watch your mouth. There are little baby ears listening.
Kenpachi:Sorry. My baking is awesome. I'm making everyone giant cookies!
Gaara:It seems someone needs a diaper change!
Grimmjow:Ulquiorra?
Gaara:No! Kokaro smart one.
Mai:Can you guys bring over Kaminari too next time? I haven't seen him since the delivery room.
Gaara:You have to ask my wife.
Kokaro:Da-da-da-da.
Ulquiorra:She's hitting me with her little fist! It's so cute!
Jushiro:Aww! I would give candy, but she's a baby. I wanna hold her.
Gaara:Careful now.
Jushiro:Now I really want a child!
Mai:You would make a good dad too.
Byakuya:.......... Animefan0410:
..I'm pretty sure I reviewed and was ignored *pout* Oh well *shrug* Quick thing to say to Kenpachi. If she can tell you that she loves you, and doesn't want to tell anybody you two are dating. Then she probably doesn't love you and talk to her about it or dump her and tell her why.
All my questions for Jushiro are gone, and I can't think of any dares lol Hmm..I got a boring question: What is your favorite candy?
Mai:*reads last chapter*Oh my God, it's true. Damn it authoress you're fuckin' up!
Kenpachi:You cussed!
Mai:The babies aren't here and the point is the author fucked up, again.
xxbleedinglovexx:Oh no! I am so sorry. I was in a rush and I'm not even allowed to be on the computer now. I am very very sorry.
Jushiro:Tsk tsk.
Kenpachi:Yeah bad Bleeding Love whatever. Thats such an emo name. I was going to dump Retsu until she yelled out I love you Kenpachi! while Byakuya was reporting something about some stuff.... No one really listens when he talks.
Byakuya:That is rude-
Mai:I listen to ya!
Byakuya:You just did it-
J.J.:What's he crying about now?
Byakuya:I am not cr-
Jushiro:My favorite candy is.... I don't have a favorite. All candy is great candy.
Mai:Thats not true! You spat out the tamarindo candy I gave you.
Jushiro:It tasted weird. I thought you were trying to poison me.
Mai:So thats what it comes down to. Trust. Bitch! I trust you! Who knows? Maybe you already tried poisoning me!
Jushiro:Mai-chan, think about that. If I had poisoned you, you wouldn't be here.
Mai:I said try! I just to good to get poisoned.
Byakuya:You got food poisoning the other-
Mai:No!
Byakuya:Yes you di-
Mai:No I don't recall.
Byakuya:Will you let me finish a damn sentenc-
Mai:Nope!
Byakuya:*covers Mai mouth*
Mai:MMM!*muffled screams*
Grimmjow:*thinks:Note to self, Byakuya goes crazy when he doesn't finish talking*
Jushiro:Grimmjow?
Grimmjow:Wait up. I'm trying to write this down. Nnn- How do you spell 'note'?*writes very slowly*
Mai:You don't know how to spell note! Hahaha. Lemme see.
Grimmjow:*starts erasing*
Mai:Nuote 2 self, donut get Kuchiki made.
Grimmjow:Shut up Mai! This counts as being mean!
Mai:I'm sorry! If anybody else laughs, they are getting a kick to the face.*hugs Grimmjow*
Grimmjow:It's not my fault they don't force us to go to school. Damn Aizen and his lack of concern of our education.
Ulquiorra:Yes they did. You just never showed up. DarkDanteJ:
Ahem...Anybody and i mean ANYBODY can come to enjoy my party and please tell me how you like it ^.^ plus i need people to help me empty my fridge so i can use my money on the food i need and a hair color fact i've heard on another anime show Toushiro-taicho and Jushiro-dono's hair color are actualy platinum blonde not white Bai Bai
Kenpachi:It was probably a blonde that said that so they could have a couple of smart ones.
Mai:Thats pretty racist.
Kenpachi:A broad generalization.
Mai:What should I wear?
Grimmjow:We are not going to discuss this.
Mai:This is why I need a girl to host with.
Grimmjow:RainingSun:
Congratulations Gaara and Katizo! :D I bet the babies are honto kawaii!!
Aww! Poor Jushiro-kun, you're feeling left out? Here I have a dare too. *Grants superninja flying powers* You'll need these. I dare you to go to the top of the CN Tower in Toronto, ON, play the Superman theme song and jump off, using your superninja flying powers to amaze people with your superness.
Now about that party, what should I wear? This? *holds up grey dress* No, too boring.
*Renji in background* THIS! *holds up some sort of garment* Me: Renji! That's not a dress! That's a 2-piece swimsuit!
Renji: Still, you should wear it, I'd like to--*is bitchslapped*
Me: RENJI! Damn it go away! Hmph! I'm taking Izuru instead, find a different date.
Izuru: HA! *sticks out tongue at Renji*
Me: Well then. I'll find something don't worry. Till then, bye!
~*| Rain-chan |*~
Jushiro:Yay!*flies to Toronto*
Mai:I can fly better!
Byakuya:You can't fly.
Mai:I'm pretty sure I can. Renji you pervert!
Renji:I just got slapped all the way over here! You wanna wear the swim suit.*holds up a very stringy revealing bikini*
Byakuya:*pimp slapped Renji back to RainingSun*
Mai:Good luck with your outfit Rain-chan!
Soi Fon:Hello.
Mai's mom:Why do I even lock the door? These freaks get in anyway.
Mai:I love you mommy! Oh hi Soi Fon. What brings you here?
Soi Fon:I heard there was a party.
Mai:Yup. Wanna come?
Soi Fon:What should I wear?
Grimmjow:No girly shit! *throws Mai and Soi Fon into Mai's room*Be grateful I saved your asses.
Jushiro:So now it's all guys.
Grimmjow:I think I'm gonna check on those two.
Byakuya:Stay here. You won't see anything.
Grimmjow:I couldn't Kuchiki! Don't be absurd.
Byakuya:Hunh.
J.J.:HanakoAnimeaddict:
Ulquiorra, do you have a life?
Grimmjow, are you obssessed with strawberries?
Kenpachi, why are you a therapist when you have problems？
I would love to hear In This Life sung by Jushiro and Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World by Byakuya.
Can someone sing Rewrite by Asian Kung-Fu Generation? They are awesome!
Ulquiorra:I have a life. It's just a sad one.
Grimmjow:No, just that one bastard.
Kenpachi:I don't why the fuck I'm a therapist or how the fuck they allowed me to me. All I know that I'm good at it.
Jushiro:I was nurtured I was sheltered
I was curious and young
I was searching for that something
Trying to find it on the run
Oh and just when I stopped looking
I saw just how far I'd come
In this life
In this life
You give me love
You give me light
Show me everything that's been happening
I've opened up my eyes
I'm following
Three steps fight an honest fight
Two hearts that can start a fire
One love is all I need
In this life
I have faltered I have stumbled
I have found my feet again
I've been angry I've been shaken
Found a new place to begin
My persistence to make a difference
Has led me safe into your hands
In this life
In this life
You give me love
You give me light
Show me everything that's been happening
I've opened up my eyes
I'm following
Three steps fight an honest fight
Two hearts that can start a fire
One love is all I need
In this life
I was put here for a reason
I was born into this world
And I'm living and I'm believing
That I was meant to be your goal
In this life
You give me love
You give me light
Show me everything that's been happening
I've opened up my eyes
I'm following
Three steps fight an honest fight
Two hearts that can start a fire
One love is all I need
In this life
Byakuya:Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby
Somewhere, over the rainbow, skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true
Someday I'll wish upon a star and
wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops,
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me
Somewhere, over the rainbow, bluebirds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow,
Why then, oh, why can't I?
If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow,
Why, oh, why can't I?
Kenpachi:Because that stick up your butt is too heavy to get in the air! Haha.
Byakuya:Very funny. At least Mai isn't ashamed of me.
Kenpachi:Kishinda omoi wo Hakidashitai no ha
Sonzai no shoumei ga Hoka ni nai kara
Tsukandahazu no Boku no mirai ha
"Songen" to "Jiyuu" de Mujun shiteru yo
Yuganda zanzou wo Keshisaritai no ha
Jibun no genkai wo Soko ni miru kara
Jiishikikajouna Boku no mado ni ha
Kyonen no karendaa Hidzuke ga nai yo
Keshite RIRAITO shite
Kudaranai chougensou
Wasurarenu Sonzaikan wo
Kishikaisei RIRAITO shite
Imi no nai souzou mo
Kimi wo nasu Gendouryoku
Zenshinzenrei wo kure yo
Mebaeteta kanjou Kitte
Naite Shosen tada
Bonyou Shitte Naite
Kusatta kokoro wo
Usugitanai uso wo
Keshite RIRAITO shite
Kudaranai chougensou
Wasurarenu Sonzaikan wo
Kishikaisei RIRAITO shite
Imi no nai souzou mo
Kimi wo nasu Gendouryoku
Zenshinzenrei wo kure yo
Mai:Hm? Watcha singin'?
Kenpachi:Rewrite in Japanese in romanji.
Mai:Okay? What you guys think of Soi Fon?
Soi Fon:*wearing a yellow and black spaghetti strap shirt, black mini skirt, and black boots*
Grimmjow:Thats pretty hot.
Soi Fon:*blushes*
Byakuya:And you Mai?
Mai:I still don't have anything!
Kenpachi:You have a shit load of clothes in your closet.
Mai:Nothing suitable though.
Jushiro:*sighs*How about this?*holds up shirt*
Mai:Nope.
Jushiro:Why not!?
Mai:Because it's so bright white and if I get it dirty before my cousin's baptism she'll kill me.
Mai's mom:That's right.*brandishes knife*
Mai:I love you mom!*whispers*I'm so scared Shiro-kun.
Jushiro:I am too.
Ulquiorra:This one?
Mai:No, thats boring.
Byakuya:This one?
Mai:That's lingerie!*slaps him*
Soi Fon:Lets go find something for you.
Jushiro:Lets end the chapter now. Next time Shinji Hirako, Hiyori Sarugaki, Kensei Muguruma, and Mashiro Kuna. We'll be in Dante's mansion.
Mai:I have to hurry!