"Tomorrow's the big day!" said Tashoku to Hinata.
"I know!" said Hinata, sounding a little excited. "I don't know how I'm going to sleep!"
"Let's play Truth or Dare!" said Hana as she jumped into her sleeping bag.
"Good idea!" said Kajitsu. "For once!"
"Shut up!" said Hana.
"I agree." Said Sakura. "I think a nice game of truth or dare will be good for us and help us feel younger!"
"I haven't played truth or dare in…wow…thirty-five years!" Ino remarked.
"Everyone knows the rules right?" Tenten double-checked.
"Oooh, can I go first?" Kobiru requested.
"I think Hinata should go first." Said Kiba with an angry and vengeful glare in Kobiru's direction.
"Um…I don't know who to pick!" Hinata said. "Why doesn't one of you younger girls start it out?"
"Okay!" said Kajitsu. "I'll go first! Moujo, truth or dare?"
"Truth!" said Moujo.
"What?" said Kiba. "NO ONE picks TRUTH!"
Then he looked around the room and realized that he was the only source of testosterone.
"Never mind." He said, lowering down into his seat.
"Okay…" said Kajitsu, trying to think of a good truth that she could sufficiently embarrass Moujo with, but not CRUEL embarrass. She didn't have to bother asking her who she liked since Moujo was pretty much an open book about that stuff so now she was at a dead end. Then she got an idea. "If your 'crush'—" Moujo blushed at the sound of this word and Kajitsu did the quotey things. "—had a girlfriend but he asked you to go out with him, would you go out with him anyway?"
"EW!" said Hana ONLY because she knew that Moujo's crush was her brother…Senjou. And her other crush was her other brother…Inoshi.
"That's such an embarrassing question!" said Moujo.
"You have to answer!" said Kajitsu. "Besides, at least I'm not SAYING who your crush is!"
"Oh, who's your crush?" said Ino since she was in the mood to feel young again.
"I'm not saying!" Moujo said, turning bright red.
"You have to tell us!" Sakura pleaded.
"Oh come on, just say it." Said Hana. "It's not like it'll be news."
"Oh, it's Senjou isn't it?" said Ino.
"EEEK!!" said Moujo, blushing furiously as she covered her face.
"And Inoshi!" Kajitsu added.
"Both of them?" Ino was with two raised eyebrows but in a slightly amused tone.
"I'm so embarrassed!" Moujo exclaimed as if it wasn't obvious.
"She says she has a website!" said Kajitsu.
"Wouldn't be the first out there…" said Ino. "Well, it might be INOSHI'S first." Then she looked at Moujo who was writhing around on the ground. "But it's not like there's anything wrong with that! I'm sure they'd be flattered to hear!"
"Don't tell them!!"
"I'm telling them!" teased Hana just because she could.
"No!!" said Moujo. "Please don't!! If you do then I'll tell you know who about you know what!"
She directed her last comment at both Kajitsu and Hana who looked at her questioningly, as did the rest of the room.
"You know." Said Moujo. "Your teacher."
"NO!" yelled Kajitsu and Hana immediately.
"What?" said the older women.
"You mean Lee?" said Kobiru. "I had a crush on him when I was younger. I never told anyone though. I don't even think HE knew!"
"Whoa Tenten…I'd look out for your oldest if I were you." Whispered Kiba to Tenten. But then again, he wasn't really whispering. He wasn't even pretending to whisper. He just SHOULD have been.
"It's never a good idea to have a crush on someone." Said Sakura. "It never works out."
"It did for me." Said Ino with a smile.
"Well, I meant to say it USUALLY doesn't work out." Sakura corrected herself.
"It worked for me too." Said Kiba as he put his arm around Hinata who jumped at the sudden pressure on her shoulder.
But you know she liked it.
"But he's so much older than you guys." Hiyoko said pointlessly just to prove that she's there.
"Who?" asked Kajitsu. "Senjou, Inoshi or Lee?"
"All of them I guess." Hiyoko shrugged.
"That doesn't matter!" said Hana.
"Yeah!" said Kajitsu. "Old people get married to young people all the time!"
Everyone looked around but none of them could find a case to contradict or prove what Kajitsu had just said.
"They're not really OLD…" said Ino because she just realized that if people were calling her children old then they were calling her REALLY old. "Senjou's only eighteen."
"Well, oldER I guess." Said Kajitsu.
"Besides, don't you all think you're a little young to be thinking about marriage?" said Tenten.
"We got a little sidetracked from our game." Said Hinata.
MEANWHILE!!!
"I'm so excited for the party tomorrow Shika!!" said Cho as he hung up his incredibly stylish outfit that he was wearing to the party.
"I know, Cho!" Shika agreed, hanging up his identically stylish outfit right next to Cho's. "But I promised myself I wouldn't cry!"
"I'm getting a little choked up now!" said Shika, fanning his face.
"Don't cry NOW, Shika!!" exclaimed Cho.
Lil Gai and Lee both hung up their tuxedos in the closet that the hotel had provided right next to Shika and Cho's outfits.
"Oh man, we are going to be the four most stylish guys there!" announced Lil Gai. Lee high fived him.
"Um…heh heh…yeah…" said Shika since he and Cho both knew that Lee and Lil Gai were FAR from stylish. At least by THEIR standards.
"Dad, how should we do our hair?" asked Lil Gai.
"Is that a trick question son?" Lee said. "I would think by now, you'd know."
"I'm sorry father!" Said Lil Gai as he saluted Lee.
"We're going to need to wake up at LEAST three hours earlier than usual, Shika." Said Cho.
"Do you think that will be enough time?" Shika asked, looking concerned that Cho was cutting it so close.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Look, they cleaned up the room!" said Hichou as he frolicked into the hotel room. "And they left a chocolate on my pillow!!"
"Very nice, Hichou." Said Neji.
"Dad, do you need more ice?" Shikataro questioned.
Shikamaru looked at the little tub to see it was only filled with water. "I guess we do since it all melted." He said. "You'd THINK they'd fill it up for us."
"Maybe they filled it up but it melted since they cleaned it." Neji said.
"Maybe." Said Shikamaru with a shrug.
"Hichou, don't forget your plastic pants." Said Neji as he pointed to Hichou's suitcase.
"But dad…" whined Hichou.
"Plastic pants?" said Shikamaru as he started piecing things together. "Neji, I'd like to have a word with you for a moment…"
MEANWHILE!!
"So are the sleeping arrangements the same?" asked Naruto to the room. "Because I think I should get to sleep in one of the beds this time. The cot had a weird lump on the side and my back hurt today."
Sasuke only looked at Naruto like he was retarded. "I will have nothing to do with that cot." He said.
"I won't fit on it." said Chouji gleefully.
"Um…I don't mind." Said Inoshi. "After all, if I'm on the cot then I would be able to work and the light wouldn't…" but he only trailed off because the other three were looking at him weird and he felt very uncomfortable standing there. Talking. In front of all three of them. So he kinda just stopped.
"I'm not sleeping in the same bed as Sasuke." Said Naruto, crossing his arms.
"Then you just secured the cot for yourself for another night." Sasuke said.
"I don't see why you're entitled to the bed and I'm not." Said Naruto with a raised eyebrow.
"Naruto." Said Sasuke. But then he just couldn't continue considering how much better than Naruto he was.
"I think I actually want to sleep in the cot." Said Inoshi thoughtfully.
"Inoshi, Naruto is sleeping in the cot." Said Sasuke. "You get the bed. As do I."
"Guys, I'm really sorry." Said Chouji. "If I weren't so large, I'd have taken the cot."
"We wouldn't need a cot if you weren't so large." Said just about everyone. IN THEIR MINDS.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Guys, I think out of the four of us, I am by far the sexiest." Said Pansuke out of nowhere.
The other three paused for a moment or two, wondering if they heard correctly.
"Were you TRYING to set yourself up for that one?" Lil Lee said finally.
"No, I really think I am." Said Pansuke. "And the strongest too."
"Are you intoxicated?" Senjou asked suspiciously.
"You guys just don't want to admit that it's true." Pansuke sighed.
"Pansuke…" said Sasuke Jr. "Perhaps your parents never talked to you about the many varying levels of ninjahood one can acquire in their lives."
"Yeah but even that doesn't cover the fact that he thinks he's the sexiest." Said Lil Lee.
"He's not." Said Sasuke Jr. "Plain and simple."
"Guys, guys, guys…" said Pansuke. "Have you EVER met a girl who could resist me?"
"Pansuke, stop." Said Lil Lee. "I don't even know whether you're serious or not and that shouldn't be."
"Okay, I'll explain why I'm the strongest first." Said Pansuke. "Then I'll dive deep into why I'm the sexiest."
"Love to hear it." Said Sasuke Jr.
"Okay." Said Pansuke. "I can beat Lee with absolute ease! I don't even break a sweat!"
"Yeah but…" started Lil Lee.
"Not done!" said Pansuke. "And Lee beat Sasuke. So there you have it. The most powerful."
"What about me?" asked Senjou pointing to himself.
"You don't count."
"Why?" asked Sasuke Jr. "Because he is so CLEARLY more powerful than you?"
"No." said Pansuke. "Because he's like…eleven. And I think I'm more powerful than some little preteen."
Senjou raised his hands and put them in such a position that implied he was going to choke Pansuke until no more air could get to his lungs. But luckily, Lil Lee and Sasuke Jr. stopped him from doing so ONLY because they were curious as to why Pansuke thought he was the sexiest.
"And it's quite easy to see that I am the sexiest!" Pansuke said. "DUH. I just am. Have you looked at me lately?"
"Um…yeah." Said Sasuke Jr. and Lil Lee, looking AWAY.
"I'm just WAITING for the call from Sexy Ninjas Unlimited!" said Pansuke, looking pumped.
"You haven't been in Sexy Ninjas Unlimited?" said Sasuke Jr. with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, like YOU have?" said Pansuke.
"Pansuke, you obviously have had too much to drink." Said Sasuke Jr. "You have to lie down before you say anything else that is completely unreasonable."
"I haven't had ANYTHING to drink!" said Pansuke.
"You should at least say you have so you can have an excuse for the illogical things you are spouting right now." Lil Lee advised.
"Lee, you shouldn't talk." Said Pansuke. "After all, I got the girl and you're the single one."
"Pansuke, let's forget that I ever said that." Said Lil Lee.
"Ah, sorry man." Said Pansuke. "No can do. It's WAY too valuable."
"I say we let the eleven year old strangle him." Said Lil Lee.
"I'm not eleven." Said Senjou as he gave Pansuke a quick punch in the face. A painful one that knocked him unconscious.
"Oh crap…" said Sasuke Jr. "We have pictures tomorrow."
"Well…" said Lil Lee. "I won't be the one with a black eye."
"Now I feel bad…" said Senjou. Then he paused. "But not THAT bad."