U for Uncle(AU)
"Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?" Levy Mcgarden huffed int the phone to the man on the next line. She didn't know if she had heard right, I mean it is 2 in the morning and she had just gotten back from a week trip from the library in Hargion. "Well...something happened..." The mans gruff voice on the other side of the phone half woke her up. "Lily...were is Gajeel?" The man took a deep breath as Levy sat up on her bed, taking a glance at her clock. She rubbed her eyes and spoke again as the exceed stayed quiet. "Lily? I'm asking a question?" The phone beeped indicating that he had put it on speaker. "Hey Shrimp..." The woman sighed, hearing her lovers voice from the other side of the phone. "Gajeel...why do you guys need chloroform at 2AM?"
Levy heard the man chuckle as he began to speak."Me and Lily want to pull a prank on flame brain that involves snakes, feathers and 8 pounds of jello...we need the chloroform. There was a moment of silence on both sides of the phone until she heard Lily speak. "Levy? Do you have any?" Levy let out a sigh." Why do you want to pull a prank?" Levy heard Gajeel growl as Lily explained. "He cheated on a game of Uncle..."Levy smiled at her two boys through the phone. "Your both dumb-asses..." Levy then went on to explain to them were she had her chloroform in her garage. Then she hung up the phone. Levy laid back down and covered her head with the pillow. The next morning she would have to explain to Lucy why her boyfriend was in a cage filled with snakes, covered in feathers, encased in a block of jello and why he kept screaming uncle.