Here we are with the twentieth and final chapter of this story! In the last chapter, we saw Buster Bunny and Fifi La Fume take one another on for the final battle of the ultimate winner of all the fights arranged by Yosemite Sam, with the latter coming out on top by a narrow margin. Then, in having no choice but to end the fights, Yosemite Sam sent the toons home and made it clear they were all to take a day off, though this was only so that he could think up a way to lie about what happened and why the fights occurred so that he could reveal all of this to the other teachers and not get fired when they came back from being ill. The student toons caught on to this quickly and decided to use their day off to devise a way to show all of what happened for what it truly was as so to get Yosemite Sam fired and make him pay for what he'd done to them. Now we go to the day after their day off, in which they return to Acme Looniversity and attempt to make the truth known to the other teachers Yosemite Sam has lied to by now. Can they reveal Yosemite Sam as a liar and get him canned for what he's done? How will all of this conclude? Find out by reading this chapter of a conclusion!
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Tiny Toons VS Tiny Toons
Chapter 20-Karmic Canning
It had been a day and three quarters now since the fights which Yosemite Sam had been abusive of his authority enough to force the students to engage in had taken place.
Which means it was morning the day after the toons had their day off, and you can be very certain indeed that, on their day off, rather than having fun or doing what they enjoyed, the toons who weren't called Montana Max or Elmyra Duff(both of whom spent their day off trying to think of ways to get a rematch with, respectively, Buster Bunny and Mary Melody, to no avail, of course)had spent all of their day off figuring out a way to make it clear Yosemite Sam had done them quite wrong.
And not only had they thought up the perfect way to reveal the truth, which they decided to go into with each other once all of them were at school the morning after their day off, but the toons would get quite an unexpected but welcome surprise when they got to Acme Looniversity on that morning.
Because as it would turn out, the odds had been tipped in their favor even while they had their day off which was full of planning. Here, I'll be a bit more descriptive. When the toons had gotten to Acme Loo, but in front of it, rather than in it, they all gathered around with one another, except for Monty and Elmyra, who were out of the group and still focused on some kind of rematch with the ones who'd beaten them.
In any case, Buster said: "Okay, everyone, we're all here, and that's good. Because we all now can go into what we all no doubt did over the time we had that day off!" Babs then added on in: "Namely, figuring out a way to make it so that Professor Sam gets fired for what he's done as we reveal to the teachers what he did to us, as well as making sure it's done in a fashion that sees to it that whatever lie he no doubt thought up to try and make it sound like it was justified is seen right through and shown for being just that…a lie!"
Hamton then asked: "Is it possible, by the way, that we all thought about the same thing? I mean, we did all have a similar intention here!" "Very much so, Hammy, my boy!" Plucky said to his pig pal. "As a matter of fact, why don't I say what I was thinking, and see if it matches up with what you all were?" "Like, I suppose that might work, or some junk."
"Oui, fire away now, monsieur duck." Fifi said to Plucky. Plucky nodded and stated: "What I was thinking was that, as soon as we're in class today, we angrily yell Professor Sam's name, and since that will get us the attention of the other professors quickly, plus we're angry at Professor Sam, anyway, it will be a perfect path to getting the other professors to let us tell the truth of what happened!"
"Sacre bleu! Zat's just what I was zinking! And especially seence ze ozer professors have no doubt suspected Professair Sam's lie to be exactly zat, no?" Fifi let out. "Plucky, I thought for that to be what we do, and something tells me that every else did, as well!" Buster told him. "It's good to know that great minds think alike!" Furrball commented.
Calamity held up a sign which said: "It sure is." "Even so, the deck may be stacked in our favor, but it's still best we get into the school sooner rather than later!" Fowlmouth pointed out. Dizzy said to them: "After all, sooner it get known to other professors, sooner Professor Sam get what for!"
Beeper then held up a sign that said: "Then what the hell are we waiting for? Let's get in there and make sure Professor Sam doesn't get by with any of his bullshit!" They all ran into the school, and coincidentally, simply because the two of them thought to ask Professor Sam to book a rematch against who they'd lost to when they got in there, so did Monty and Elmyra. After they all got into the class, they saw what they'd expected to see, namely, all of the other professors in the classroom and surrounding Yosemite Sam.
Seeing their chance, all toons except Monty and Elmyra cried out angrily: "PROFESSOR SAM!" "Ah, students!" said Bugs Bunny. "We're so glad that you made it!" "Indeed, we are." an utterance from Daffy Duck consisted of. "Because Yosemite Sam here has told us something we aren't so sure of, and would like to hear your side of."
"See, he told us that two days ago, you had wanted to take one another on in battle to see who would win and that you all willingly did so and had a good time doing so, even those of you who lost." put in Porky Pig. "He also said that he tried to make it so you wouldn't fight and that he didn't want you to. But we have our doubts that things went down that way." Sylvester stated.
"Aftair all, Yosemite Sam here ees not trustworthy, and he likes violence a lot more zan any of vous do, save for Montana Max, no?" Pepe Le Pew pointed out.
"With that all being the case, in addition to how it's more than a little suspicious you'd all be given a day off by him and he'd show up at the school along with us to tell us what he did," a sign held up by Wile E Coyote said, and then the coyote held up another sign, which read "we're most assuredly going to let you tell us your side of the story, especially since you're much more deserving of trust than he is with the exception of the aforementioned Montana Max."
The students all smiled, except for Monty, who went: "Oh, come on! He's telling the full truth! We had the time of our lives fighting it out, and I want a rematch with Buster!" as well as Elmyra, who went: "And I want a rematch with Mary! Please, Professor Sam?"
"SHUT UP!" exploded the other toon students at Monty and Elmyra, immediately silencing them. Then Buster said to the other professors: "I speak for everyone here when I say we can't thank you enough for giving us the chance to tell what really happened."
Babs then spoke: "Because what really happened was far from what Professor Sam told you it was!" Plucky put across: "Professor Sam forced us to fight each other in the gym, telling us that it was either that or detention for months!" Hamton added: "And he did it for no other reason than for his selfish want of knowing who would win in a fight against certain students! He filmed it and everything!"
"And let's not forget that, in some cases, he had best friends fight each other!" Furrball's words then came out as. Calamity held up a sign that said: "Me and Furrball here, for example!" "As well as Babs and monself!" Fifi pointed out. "What's worse, he kept the battles going after the original ones were over as much as he could!" Gogo spoke. "Right down to a final one that happened to be of Buster and Fifi!" Fowlmouth proclaimed.
Shirley then put in: "And, like, some of us got hurt worse than others, or some junk!" "By way of example," a sign held up by Beeper said, "Furrball's ribs got broken and Plucky's head as well as his upper body got broken even worse." "Hence the bandages Furrball and Plucky wear." Concord uttered. "Babs here had to play nurse and treat them." Mary said as she motioned one of her hands towards Babs. "We really were agonized to have to do battle with each other." Sneezer let out, and Bookworm made noises as if to say: "But we didn't have any choice."
Byron then barked as if to say: "We hated the whole ordeal and wanted to put it behind us forever, but we couldn't due to knowing we had to make it known to you." "Professor Sam take complete advantage of how you guys all sick before and he only professor here that day!" Dizzy let out, and Sweetie told the professors: "Now that you're all better and back in here, we will not let Professor Sam lie to you and say it was done by choice by any of us!"
"Well, the word of the tudents has been spoken, it seems!" Tweety then told Yosemite Sam. Foghorn Leghorn then stated: "And things don't, Ah say, don't look the least bit good for you!" "They sure don't!" a sign that Road Runner held up said. Elmer Fudd then asked Bugs: "I know you're the pwincipal here, so what we do with this guy is natuwawwy up to you!" Bugs an instant later said: "Indeed, and believe me, I know exactly what the hell we're gonna do with this guy." He pointed to Yosemite Sam for emphasis.
After that, he said: "As principal and top professor of this school, and as someone who's now learned along with these others how you tyrannically forced these poor students to fight wit' each otha, I am hereby making it official that you are fired, Sammy boy!" Yosemite Sam yelled a ways on out: "NO! This school belongs to me more than any of you! I'm better than anyone here and I will not let you fire me!" "Nothing you can do about it, Sam!" Daffy told him. Sylvester an instant thereafter told him: "Bugs is the top professor and principal and the one who runs Acme Loo! What he says, goes!"
"And I now say that you are out of here and relieved of your duties as any kind of school professor." Bugs smiled. "And good luck findeeng a new job, after zis gets put on your resume in addition to your permanent record!" Pepe added in. "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!" cried out Yosemite Sam, and Monty went: "Yeah! He's my favorite teacher! I'm nothing without him, and I really had fun taking part in those fights! I only wish I could have beaten Buster!" "And if he's fired, how are me and Monty going to have our rematches with Buster and Mary?" Elmyra then asked.
"You ain't!" Bugs then told them. "And it's too bad that ya had to have him for a mentor, Monty, but you'll have to make do without him from now on, because he's outta here!" Monty at the same time as Elmyra cried out: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" but all the other students all shouted in unison: "YES!" "I'm glad you all approve of my final decision, albeit with two exceptions." Bugs smiled.
He then said to the students who were happy to see Yosemite Sam go: "By the way, since he forced you to fight each other, you all get to attack him once apiece before he leaves." "What? NO!" Yosemite Sam yelled out, but though Monty and Elmyra declined to assault his ass, all of the other toons went right ahead and gladly accepted Bugs's offer. Buster smashed him over the head with a mallet, going: "Looking mighty hammered right now, aren't you, Professor Sam?"
"UNNNNNNNHH!" Yosemite Sam let out. Babs then jumped up and hopped so that both of her feet landed on him, and she said: "You're two feet away from an injury by me!" He went out: "OOOWWWWWW!" Plucky then punched him in the chin with an uppercut and let out: "Sorry to be so tight-fisted with you, but hey, chin up! It's all good…FOR US!" Hamton got his vacuum out and turned it on to yank away Yosemite Sam's hat and guns.
"I am now going to speak for everyone when I say this, Professor Sam…you suck!" let on out Hamton. Shirley brought lightning down onto Yosemite Sam and made him go right out: "AAAAARRRGGHHH!" She asked him: "Like, doesn't that shock you, or some junk?" Fifi a second later sprayed him with her musk, making him cough, gasp and choke, and she said: "Zat you're getteeng fired must steenk for vous, no?" Furrball ran forward and slashed Yosemite Sam with the claws on all of his fingers, going: "You're a real cut above the rest when it comes to big jerks, I've got to say!"
"AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGHH!" Yosemite Sam yelled as he was cut, and then an instant after said yell, Calamity held up a sign that said: "Signoff time for you, asshole!" and hit him over the head with it. "UNNNNNNNNGGHH!" Yosemite Sam went out. Concord flew on forward and slammed into Yosemite Sam's back, telling him: "Don't have a bird when I tell you that you're spineless!" Byron ran forward and bit him on the leg, then jumped back and barked in a way that said: "It sure does bite to be you just now, doesn't it?"
Mary landed a power kick into his chest and said: "I get a kick out of making you pay for all that you've done to us, former Professor Sam!" Fowlmouth got in a backhand punch across his head and told Yosemite Sam: "And dad gum it, you're headed for a much worse life, which is what you deserve after all you've done, to be sure!" Dizzy spun about and chomped down onto Yosemite Sam, then spit him out and told him: "Sorry me have to be so biting toward ya…NOT! Ha, ha, ha!"
Beeper dashed forward and took out a sign that said: "It's time your pink slip was signed, ex-professor Sam!" He bashed him in the guts with it and Yosemite Sam went: "WHULLLFF!" Sweetie flew forward and told him: "I'm feeling peckish just about now, so I think I'll take it out on you!" She pecked him atop the head and flew away, then Sneezer told Yosemite Sam: "While this'll only last for a second, it'll be like a really good sneeze! Ah…ah…ah…CHOOOOOOO!"
He sneezed all over Yosemite Sam and sent him flying back into the ceiling, then after he landed on the floor, Bookworm went over and smacked him in the nose with his tail, making the sorts of noises which could be translated as: "Who NOSE what TAIL there is to be told about all of this here?" Finally, Gogo went over and picked up Yosemite Sam, then warped reality as so to give himself a giant right foot.
This was followed by him booting Yosemite Sam out the door of the classroom with that right foot and going: "And now you're getting the boot, previously-professor Sam! We're gonna show you the door!" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" Yosemite Sam went out as he flew out of the door and landed in the hallway. Bugs went over an instant before slamming the door shut and Gogo then turned his right foot back to normal.
Yosemite Sam angrily got back up and went: "FINE! So I'm fired! Big deal! At least I still have my recordings of those fights I had done!" But then Bugs opened the door and said: "I actually had Gogo warp reality as so to make it so your video camera and everything it got fully destroyed just now! Those fights are put behind us forever with no memory of them, and even if you remember them, it won't matter, because you're not part of this school or our lives anymore! See ya around, doc!"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" Yosemite Sam exploded after the door was closed up by Bugs again, and he stormed off both out of the hallway and out of the school, never to set foot in there again. As for all of the students, all of them save for Monty and Elmyra, who were just now pouty and silent, each for their own set of reasons, were congratulated by the professors for doing the right thing and for helping make it so that the truth was known and revealed and Yosemite Sam was justly punished for his actions.
The rest of the day went beautifully and life seemed to look up for every student except for Montana Max, Elmyra Duff and Sweetie Bird after the day ended. As in, the following days saw to it that Buster and Babs fell in love with each other and so did Plucky and Shirley, along with how Furrball and Fifi did much the same, with both the cat and the skunk finding a brand new, much better home in the same apartment building as Mary Melody lived in, with her quite happily adopting them as pets.
Additionally, things went quite well for those toons and all of the ones outside of Monty, Elmyra and Sweetie in general in pretty much every conceivable way. But as for Monty, he lost his mansion after the mayor of Acme Acres made it clear that everyone in Acme Acres had truly had enough of his noxious greed and evil, and all of Monty's money was used as a way to give to those who needed it the most. Not only had Monty lost his favorite professor, he'd lost all of his wealth, too. Just what he deserved.
Elmyra, in the meanwhile, lost her life when, due to the animals she owned deciding that enough was enough when she inflicted her usual torture on them, all those animals attacked her, ripped her apart and devoured her remains as sustenance, right before leaving her house forever. And Sweetie, before this happened, also lost her life when part of Elmyra's torture that made all of the other animals decide enough was enough was a hug which crushed her literally to death. It made her regret that Elmyra had to be her owner more than it ever had, which was saying a lot.
Back to Monty, he didn't die like Elmyra and Sweetie did, but the only living he could possibly make was that of a street performer, and it was barely enough to earn him enough of the money he needed so that he had a home in a shoddy, sleazy apartment room(in a different building than Mary Melody's apartment was in, mind you)and enough food, water and heat to get by. He led a miserable life, which, like all his losses, was just what he deserved.
In any event, these three were the only ones who had it rough in some way or the other. All of the other toons, professor or students, led lives that were like the perfect springtime, and pretty soon, this was the case with essentially everyone in Acme Acres barring the miserable and melancholy Monty, the eliminated and exterminated Elmyra and the snuffed and smoked Sweetie. All was as it needed to be with the world, as well as how it would stay with the world.
Especially since Yosemite Sam ended up being a janitor for Perfecto Prep, as it was the only job he could possibly land in the end. He, like Monty, led a miserable, lowdown life of it being the same shit every day. Cleaning the Perfecto Prep building and constantly being heckled by the Perfectos over what he did to his own students. Hey, the Perfectos might have been bad and a bunch of cheaters, and they might have disliked the Acme Loo students(or, as they called them, the Acme Losers), but even jerks like them had some standards!
END OF CHAPTER 20 AND THE STORY
So, how was this final chapter for you? Was it as good an ending as I intended it to be? Wasn't it wonderful to see Yosemite Sam get his for forcing the poor toons to fight one another for just the sole purpose of his selfish desires? Was it good to see every one of the students get what they all deserved, even if it was quite different for Monty, Elmyra and Sweetie than it was for everyone else? And most of all, how was this story for you overall? I hope it was a good read from start to finish, and I hope that you had fun reading it! Please rate and review, everybody!